Annoying Butterball

Kirsty rubbed the bruise she got for annoying Angelique. She honestly did not know why Angelique didn't do more damage than she did. She had a guess though; her guess was that someone actually said she was interested in being friends with Angelique. Or at least frenemies. Her journey next was leading her to Butterball. The fat cenobite. He should be fun.

50) Asked Butterball if he was gaining weight

49) Said he could stand to loose some pounds

48) Asked why he was greasy and sweaty all the time

47) Took his sunglasses away from him

46) Told him to open his "eyes"

45) Called him 'my little piggy'

Butterball just stood there looking at her curiously. "Hrummmm?" He inquired stunned that anyone would speak to him. Kirsty just stared for a moment. Usually she got some sort of negative reaction from the other cenobites. What was different with Butterball?

44) Told him Female wanted to make out with him badly.

43) Told him that Angelique wanted to be his girl.

42) Said Pinhead needed some lube for his chains

41) Called him a fatass

40) Put him on a diet

39) Asked him why he can't talk

"Hruuumm?" Butterball inquired innocently looking at her his head cocked to the side. He was grinning slightly. 'Ughhh I hope he doesn't think I'm coming onto him.' Kirsty thought with disgust. If Butterball had interest in her Kirsty would jump off the nearest ledge.

38) Go to an all you can eat buffet and not invite him

37) Call him by his true name; Laslo

36) Asked him if he was a pedophile

35) Replaced all his food with diet food

34) Throw a piece of chicken on the ground attached to a string and have him chase it

33) Don't share your candy when he asks for some

By now Butterball walked slowly towards Kirsty his arms outstretched for a hug. "Shiiit NO!" Kirsty backed away. Butterball stood there with a grin on his face. 'Kirsty funny girl.' Butterball thought to himself.

32) Call him Mr. Potato Head

31) Say he looks like a poo

30) Get him on a date with Jabba the Hutt

29) Say Angelique is the mother of HIS child

28) Ask when is the last time he took a shower

27) Say he smells like bacon fat

Butterball stared at Kirsty. Now Angelique liked him? He couldn't even stand that woman. He could barely be in the same room with her without some sort of argument between the two.

26) Say Pinhead wants to promote him to lead cenobite

25) Ask if he has a girlfriend and who it is

24) Ask if it's Chatterer

23) Ask him if he has a dental plan and what it is

22) Tell him he needs to brush his teeth

21) Tell him NOT to eat the toothbrush and toothpaste

Butterball ran his tongue over his teeth feeling them. He was getting pretty self conscious right about now.

20) Buy him soap and tell him how to use it

19) Take him to a baldness clinic

18) Say his clothes are too small for him

17) Yell in his face and ask if he heard you

16) Slap him and see if he jiggles like jell-o

15) Call him Jell-o Butt

Kirsty was cackling like a hen. Butterball looked like he was getting irritated. He had tolerated A LOT from Kirsty but now he was getting downright mad. If he could speak he would have told her off but all that he got out was a "Hrummmmhh!"

14) Ask if the only word he knows is 'Hrummmmh'

13) Ask how he got the slit in his belly

12) Ask if playing with the slit gets him "excited"

11) Say his breath smells like jock straps

10) Accuse him of eating all the cookies

09) Tell him to eat healthy

Butterball was growling now. Kirsty had grinned. It was a bit late but Butterball was getting irritated….just like Kirsty had wanted.

08) Tickle his belly

07) Replace his clothing with maternity clothing

06) Fix him up on a date with Bound (yeah right.)

05) Say Bound is the mother of his child

04) Ask about his one night stand with Chatterbeast

03) Ask him if he is a pervert like everyone says

02) Slap his belly

01) Call him Mr. Potato head reject

"Aieeeee!" Kirsty screamed as Butterball suddenly embraced her in hug. He released her immediately. She ran off needing to shower big time. That was the last time she would ever

Try and annoy Butterball. Butterball's thought: 'Hahah I got Kirsty back. Heheheh!'