Annoying Dr. Channard
Kirsty had a doctor's appointment. Not because she was ill or needed a check up; because she was scheduled to annoy Dr. Channard. Channard was in his institute most of the time but right now he was floating along one of the corridors. Kirsty greeted the doctor cenobite and almost immediately started in on him.
01) Prank called his office constantly
02) Prank called his private number
03) Say that Julia was suing him for mal-practice
04) Threaten to sue him for mal-practice
05) Turn him into the board for patient abuse
Channard just sighed. Obviously Kirsty needed medical psychiatric help right away. Just like her old friend Tiffany.
06) When he does his tentacle thing cut off the ends
07) Replace the tentacle heads with flowers
08) Say that Tiffany stole one of his boxes
09) Ask him to see if Bound has any diseases "down below"
10) Tell him Butterball needs a prostate exam
Channard shuddered at the mere thought of examining Bound or Butterball. Bound disliked Channard intensely (she pretty much disliked everyone else in the labyrinth except for one person) and Butterball would find enjoyment out of it.
11) Ask why Channard was blue
12) Ask why he closed his eyes when he spoke to you
13) Ask why his teeth were all funky
14) Ask why his voice sounded funny
15) Ask why he clenched his teeth when speaking
Kirsty was having a blast. Channard thought she was just plain nuts. Maybe living in the Labyrinth did that to one who has been living in it too long. But Channard was loosing patience.
16) Ask why didn't he help Tiffany
17) Ask why he wanted to become a cenobite in the first place
18) Ask why does he recommend amputation
19) Where did you get all those boxes Channard?
20) Say when he yells it sounds like a giant panther in heat
"Kirsty, you seriously need help. Let me help you Kirsty." Channard tried to reason with the insane woman. Kirsty just shook her head and giggled. Then resumed her torment.
21) Asked if that thing on top of his head was a tumor
22) Asked if that thing on top of his head was a penis
23) Ask if its Leviathan's penis or his own penis
24) Ask how he likes giving Leviathan "head"
By now poor Channard had checked himself into his hospital. Kirsty was beyond help and downright bat shit insane as far as Channard was concerned. He wondered how he was going to handle spending an eternity within the labyrinth with an insane Kirsty Cotton.
Next up: Annoying Bound may not be the wisest thing to do…