How to Annoy The Twins
After recovering from her injuries she received from a very pissed off Bound, Kirsty went in search of her text target. The Twins cenobite. Both brothers were usually patrolling the corridors of the labyrinth looking for "law breakers." Kirsty thought this was one of the most unusual cenobites. Both of them were fused at the side completely. One brother's head was twisted up in a grimacing smile, the other one's was turned down in a frown. Kirsty started in.
01) Called security and when they came say it was a joke
02) Yell "law breaker" when no one is there
03) Ask if they were conjoined twins from birth
04) Ask to talk to the 'cute one' and tell the other one to leave
05) Ask why they don't have to wear the cenobite uniform
The Twins just looked at her. To them she was just merely being annoying…as long as she didn't go far with her taunts then no harm was being done.
06) Ask which one is the 'favorite'
07) Ask if they do double dates
08) Ask if one is angry at the other does he stalk off or is he stuck
09) Ask how come they absorbed that marine
10) Ask are they into guys
The Twins were starting to get irritated. They could not speak but had a telepathic link to each other and were deciding when it would be the best time to separate and teach Ms. Cotton a lesson. Kirsty being the weird girl she is paid no attention.
11) Invite one brother to the party but not the other
12) Ask if they like sharing a bed (hehe)
13) Have 2 people commit a crime and run in opposite ways
14) Go on a cruise and invite one brother
15) Put a girl between them; make sure one brother likes her and the other brother doesn't
'Dessimilation almost complete' one brother telepathically told the other one. The other one responded in kind 'agreed.' Kirsty continued her hysterical laughter jumping up and down in circles. Both brothers looked at her warily wondering what is wrong with this strange woman.
16) Give one brother his favorite food; make sure the other brother doesn't like said food
17) Ask if they share the same feeling
18) Ask which one is the smarter of the two
19) If one brother drinks get him drunk to see the reaction of the one that don't
20) Tell them Bound wants one of them for herself (yikes!)
By now both brothers have almost disengaged themselves. It was hard work. And if they didn't hurry Kirsty would be long gone before they could do anything back to her.
21) Say one brother thinks the other one is a jerk
22) Say one brother is "into" the other one
23) Say that Pinhead is downsizing his Gash and needs to pick one brother to get rid of
24) Call them a cenobite creation gone wrong
25) If you are married to one brother divorce him, and marry the other one
Both brothers were disengaged and were circling a nervous Kirsty. One was one one side the other was on the other side preventing any possible escape. But even in Kirsty's situation she could not resist in continuing her torment.
26) Asked how they went number 2 together
27) Asked how they went number 1 together
28) Ignore one brother and talk to the other
29) Get both brothers into an argument
30) Separate them permanently.
Kirsty felt an uncomfortable sensation on her whole body as the brothers' assimilation began. She wouldn't be assimilated but she would loose feeling from the neck down for quite a while. As she collapsed in confusion the brothers reassembled themselves knelt down and gently picked her up and moved her out of harms way. Even though she had irritated them they at least moved her vulnerable body out of the way while she recovered.
'Wow.' Kirsty thought. 'They still have decency even though they've been transformed.' Kirsty thought to herself.
The Twins disappeared down the corridor without a word and a glance back.