I know no one will probably read this but I'm bored so I'll post this. No one reviewed for the first little entry so I guess everyone hates the idea, but whatever. If no one reads it then that's fine. It's better to try and fail then fail to try.

I DO NOT OWN THE HUNGER GAMES!

Chapter 1

Katniss POV

"Whale!" I shouted through the trees. God, where is that pussy? He said for us to meet early in the forest and he hasn't even showed up yet. I can't believe he made me get out of bed for nothing. I was having a every good dream about the games. I saw myself winning...naturally. If I'm reaped today I'll so win. I know what people say about district 12, but they can all shove it.

I hear a noise behind me. I turn round and that pussy of a man is standing before me.

"I see you've finally showed up, Whale," I say.

"It's...Gale," he mumbles, looking down at his feet.

"Whale, Gale, potato, potato. They're all the same really. So, what did you wanna show me?"

"Um...this." He pulls out some bread from around one of his arrows.

"OMG! You got bread!" I shout and snatch it from around the arrow. I take a bite from it, but realise something after I swallowed. "Where did you get this?"

"Um...the bakery" he whispers.

My eyes widen and I start gagging on the floor. "Oh, God, I think I'm gonna be sick. What the hell is wrong with you!? How could you give he that?"

"W-what do you mean?" he stutters out.

"You idiot! That perverted bread boy works there! Do you know what he does to the bread?"

"N-no."

"Being the horny boy he is, he probably pleasured himself with it before selling it!"

"Oh." His face turns red and he looks down at his hunting boots.

"Yeah, oh. God, sometimes you're such an idiot. You know that?"

"I-I'm sorry" He says still looking down.

I sigh, my hand on my forehead. Why do I even hang out with this dips***? Seriously, I could do way better. Then a thought crosses my mind. "The games," I say.

"What?"

"The reaping is today!"

"W-why are you so, um, happy about it?"

"How stupid are you, Pale?" The noise of an aircraft above our heads made us both jump a little, well only a little for me while my friend here froze like a deer in headlights.

"They're here."

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