How to annoy Julia Cotton

Julia Cotton, former stepmother to Kirsty Cotton sat in her chambers preening herself and making herself presentable for perhaps the 50th time today. She was in a "decent" mood all things considering her current situation. She had to make due with the "grooming tools" given to her by Leviathan. It was poor quality, but hey… you take what you can get. Julia soon noticed a most unwelcome visitor in her mirror and her mood worsened immediately upon realizing who it was. The little annoying bitch Kirsty. Kirsty immediately set in on her next target.

1. Tell Julia that Frank found someone much prettier than her

2. Say that Larry is getting remarried and that Julia is NOT

Invited to the wedding or its reception

3. Steal all her beauty products and sell on E-Bay for cheap

4. Tell her Channard has gotten over her

5. Say that no sane man will EVER want her

6. Tell her that the only hopes she has in having a child of her

Own is to marry a man that has one already

7. Follow her around calling her "skinless Julia"

8. Tell her Larry is filing for divorce and wants EVERYTHING

9. Tell her Frank never wanted her

Kirsty said all these things with joyful malice. When she said tormenting things to the other cenobites it was all in fun. With Julia it was pure malice. Julia snarled and threw a glass bottle at Kirsty nearly nailing the young woman in the head. She hated Kirsty Cotton with an undying passion. Even when the brat was a child she hated her…pretending to "care" for the young woman back then was nauseating.

10. Give her a job as Kirsty's personal servant

11. Tell her she has to be cheerful and polite at all times

12. Tell her she has no monies coming to her following the deaths

Of Frank and Larry Cotton

13. Evict her from her home and send her to live with Butterball

14. Tell her she's not the fairest in the land

15. Stab her and say "its nothing personal baby"

16. Remind her constantly she got her ass kicked by Kirsty

17. Tell her she smells like rotten ass when she's skinless

18. Be Kirsty and annoy her

Julia who was normally calm and collected let out a venomus scream and lunged at Kirsty who merely stepped out of her way. With too much momentum and being unable to stop herself Julia slammed right into Pistonhead who was more than willing to "treat her like a lady"

Julia screamed in protest vowing to get "Kirsty for what she had done."

*A/N: I know this chappie isn't the best…Its hard to work with Julia and find out what pisses her off.

Coming soon: how to annoy the wire twins