How to annoy Leviathan

Kirsty Cotton was running through the dank halls of The Labyrinth not concerned with the other cenobites going after her. She was dead, after all. And what could they really do? Kill her again and mutilate her soul? Hardly. She's had that done so many times it gets kind of droll after a while to be honest. Nonetheless, that did not stop her from annoying the most dangerous one out there. Leviathan, Lord Of The Labyrinth Himself. She found the huge diamond shaped deity spinning around and around humming to itself.

Sing 'The Dreidal Song' to Leviathan

ask Leviathan where the extra string is kept. You want to use him as a top.

imitate his humming and mimic his spinning at the same time.

knock him off of whatever ledge he is spinning on (if he is on one at the moment)

Leviathan did not reply. Rather, shot a black beam directly at Kirsty. Now being as she was a resident, something that Leviathan had forgotten for the moment she cackled maniacally. Leviathan ignored this insane resident.

Ask Leviathan if he celebrates Huanakah because he is dreidal shaped.

throw stones at the glass facets he has from time to time. Run away. Fast.

Shoot paintballs at him as he spins. Be wary if he takes out his airsoft gun and fires back. Those bullets fucking hurt!

Kirsty rubbed her arm from being pelted with airsoft pellets. Damn, those things hurt. How the hell did Leviathan get an airsoft gun anyway?!

When Leviathan has a girl over change his shape with the little mini Leviathan puzzle and make him into a square right in the middle of an intimate moment with his date.

As he fires another beam, reflect it with a mirror so it shoots right back at him. Remove yourself from impalement after he tosses you off the ledge.

Being as he is your "father" ask him if you can get a credit card. Then charge the hell out of it.

Wrap a small version of Leviathan in blankets. When he asks what it is, tell him you had a baby. Make sure you tell him in front of all his friends/minions. When he congratulates you and asks who the baby daddy reply its him. Run. Now.

Kirsty must have been unconscious for the longest time because after she awoke she felt something funny protruding from her backside. She reached back and found that she had somehow gotten the mini Leviathan shoved up her ass. She heard Leviathan chuckling. 'that'll teach her. Fucking insane ass woman!' he thought to himself. After Kirsty pulled the little thing from her ass, for some strange reason, she sniffed it. "Phew! You stink! Well, lets go say hi to daddy." She squealed happily.

After Leviathan settles down and relaxes after his therapy, spray paint him in various colors, or cover him with "I did it for the Lolz" signage.

Tell Leviathan of his new son. If he denies it press charges and make him get a paternity test.

Ask him if he gets dizzy from all that spinning

Try and make him spin in the opposite direction

Get him a book that teaches basic English

Ask him if he has boy and girl parts being as he created everything/everyone without someone of the opposite sex

Ask why he put his dick on Channard's head

Go to a kick ass party and not invite him

Shut the creation chamber on his dick if it gets too close.