The CHIKARA Fanfiction
Chapter 45: Wrestling is Fun, Part 3
Note: Its time for the exciting conclusion of Wrestling is Fun! Whats the main event? It might surprise you! You'll have to read on and find out! Enjoy!
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*Gavin jogs into the ring and announces* CHIKARA fans, its time for your...mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN NNN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN NNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE EEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIII IIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG! *The crowd roars as Gavin exist the ring, and competitor number 1 comes out, and its Dasher Hatfield! The crowd roars as Dasher comes out ready for a battle, he shakes Dellas hand on the way to the ring, Della gives it a squeeze of encouragement, and gets into the ring*
Leonard- Its time for the main event folks! And the Old Timey King of Swing is here to take on whoever it may be!
Billy- YAY! BASEBALL HEAD!
*Dasher waits in the ring, and Mandy's face flashes on the titantron* Hello CHIKARA fans, enjoying the Fun? *The crowd roars and Mandy nods* Good...its time for the main event. Dasher, your opponent is fighting for his job that he lost a time ago back, so get ready. *Mandy's face disappears, and Dasher stretches ready. Della blinks, who could that be?*
Leonard- And the mystery thickens, who could it be Billy?
Billy- I HOPE ITS A COW!
Leonard- ...I would say something but a Cow actually has fought here...
Billy- Y'now that Dasher guy kinda looks like a Co-
Leonard- MOVING ON...
*The wait is over, a Nightwish theme plays...and a form walks out of the ring, a bit more built, but the same size average of the other demons, a bald head, no mask, and piercing eyes like a hawk, this...is Gran Akuma. Dasher immediatly realizes this, and prepares for a war*
Leonard- OH MY GOD! IT'S GRAN AKUMA!
Billy- Gran-a-Whatta?
Leonard- Gran Akuma Billy! Former Campeonatos De Parejas! Former King of Trios! The third member of the original FIST. But after FIST got on a turn of bad luck, Johnny Gargano came in and stirred the pot. Icarus and Taylor blamed Akuma, and because of that, Akuma was cast out of the company. Now he's back! It looks like he's ready for a fight as well!
Billy- Hehehe! He's bald!
Leonard- ...Yes thats true...but dont tell that to him...
*Akuma gets in the ring, Dasher nods to him and the match beagins. Dasher and Akuma hook up Dasher gets Akuma in a wristlock, and Akuma rolls through, reverses the wristlock spinning in and hooking Dasher's head. Akuma rolls Dasher through with him, then he spins and kicks Dasher right in the face, showing great form. Dasher flops dazed, and Akuma gets Dasher up delivering swift kicks to the stomach and chest. Dasher backs up into the ropes and Akuma kicks him one more time. Dasher droops in the turnbuckle, and runs to the opposite end and runs at Dasher, who moves quickly and Akuma runs and springs onto the ropes instead of running into them. Akuma turns around for a Crossbody, but Dasher dropkicks Akuma hard in the ribs on his way down. Akuma rolls through holsing his ribs as Dasher gets up. Akuma goes to Superkick Dasher, but Dasher grabs his foot and throws it down. This gives Akuma the opportunity to spin into Dasher and hook his head for the Snapmare Driver!Dasher pushes him off throwing him against the ropes. Akuma rebounds, ducks a clothesline, and springs off the ropes, Dasher runs at him but Akuma rolls and springs up for a Rolling Dropkick sending Dasher down hard. Akuma covers 1...2...KICKOUT! Akuma sighs, quick action to start*
Leonard- Akuma hasnt lost any form at all! A great back and forth to open this contest!
Billy- Its Fastball versus Baldball!
*Akuma picks Dasher up, who elbows him in the stomash getting him off. Akuma backs off and runs at Dasher who delvers the swinging sledgehammer right into Akuma's stomach flipping him over. Akuma gets up and gets another Baseball Sledge to the gut flipping Akuma over once again. Akuma gets up one more time, and Dasher gets up and jumps delivering a Flying Forearm to Akuma sending him down hard, covers 1...2...KICKOUT! Dasher nods*
Leonard- And the advantage goes to Dasher!
Billy- Great swings! I usually always strike out...its fun! Hehehehe!
*Dasher gets Akuma up and carries him to the top turnbuckle hooking his leg on the turnbuckle and bending him down, he nods and shouts* RUN THE BASES! *The crowd cheers and he runs, touches first...second...Rounds THIRD...He's coming home and slides, but Akuma moves! He uses his strength and bends back up in the turnbuckle. Dasher hits nothing, and rolls away quickly. Akuma gets loose from the turnbuckle, sees Dasher is down, flips off the turnbuckle for a Moonsault, but Dasher moves quickly. Akuma hits the mat hard, and lifts his head up in time to see Dasher baseball slide right into it, Akuma recoils hard rolling back, Dasher gets up, and makes the 'HE'S SAFE!' motion. The crowd cheers*
Leonard- OH! What a Baseball Slide Dropkick, right to Akuma's face after the missed Moonsault! The crowd is certianly into this match!
Billy- Right to the Bald Head! Is Akuma's head Home Plate?
Leonard- In this match it is Billy...again...dont tell that to him personally...
*Dasher gets Akuma up and lifts him for a Powerslam, but Akuma flails gets down. Dasher turns and is met by a kick to the side of the head by Akuma, Dasher wobbles, Akuma takes Dasher, lifts him up for a Vertical Suplex, and turns him for a Falcon Arrow, but Dasher counters and elbows Akuma away, goes to forearm Akuma, and Akuma counters, grabs Dashers head and falls with it delivering a Snapmare Driver! Akuma spikes Dasher on his head and he goes limp. Akuma turns him over, covers 1...2...KICKOUT! Akuma shakes his head*
Leonard- Oh and Dasher got caught, but he keeps himself alive!
Billy- Right to the Baseball Head!
*Akuma gets Dasher up, and goes for the Falcon Arrow again, but Dasher counters out, and delivers a fierce desperation Lariet, taking Akuma right down!. Covers 1...2...KICKOUT! Dasher gets up and picks Akuma up on his shoulder, goes for a Running Powerslam, but Akuma gets out, quickly turns Daasher around, and spin kicks him in the stomach. Akuma lifts him up for a Suplex, and tuns him aroudn slamming his whole body down into a sitout position, a vintage move by Gran Akuma, the Falcon Arrow! Cover 1...2...KICKOUT! Akuma sighs annoyed*
Leonard- Akuma with the Falcon Arrow, but not today! Dashers got some relief pitching!
Billy- He does? Where?
Leonard- Figure of speech Billy...
*Akuma gets up to the top rope again, springs off for a Moonsault on Dasher, andDasher is up...he CATCHES Akuma on his shoulder. What a showing of Strength by Dasher! Dasher turns him and delivers a huge Powerslam flattening Akuma. Cover 1...2...KICKOUT! Dasher looks a little shocked*
Leonard- Akuma got caught! But he has some relief pitching of his own!
Billy- I STILL dont see 'em...
*Dasher picks up Akuma on his shoulders, screams* Suicide Squeeze! *He's about to deliver it, but Akuma elbows Dasher getting off, Akuma gets behind Dasher, grabs Dasher hands pulls them through his own legs flipping Dasher onto Akuma in a tombstone Position, Gran pushes him out falling, and Dasher lands right on Grans legs for an inverted Lungblower! Akuma turns Dasher over and covers 1...2...KICKOUT! Akuma rubs his head a bit*
Leonard- Again, great counter by Akuma, but Dasher stays in the game!
Billy- I want some Crackerjacks! And Peanuts!
*Akuma grabs Dasher, looks like he may got for another Falcon Arrow, but Dasher fights out of it. Dasher grabs Akuma and goes for another Powerslam, but Akuma gets out, and delivers a Jumping Enzuguri to Dasher! Dasher wobbles, and Akuma bends Dasher down, jumps on Dashers back hooking his legs under Dashers own arms, and flips him overright onto his back and head for a Yoshi Tonic! Another Akuma specialty! Cover 1...2...KICKOUT! Akuma cant believe it, thats usually enough...Dashers definitly into Extra innings here...*
Leonard- EXTRA INNINGS! The Yoshi Tonic doesnt work!
Billy- Ooooh, I know a Yoshi, he's in a video game! Hey, does Akuma poop eggs?
Leonard- Im so glad this night is almost through...
*Akuma gets Dasher up, and out of nowhere Dasher gets Akuma on his shoulders, hooks his head, and drives him down headfirst for the Suicide Squeeze! Akuma goes limp, Dasher covers 1...2...KICKOUT! Now Dasher cant believe it...Akuma is also willing to go into Extra Innings...*
Leonard- EXTRA EXTRA INNINGS FOLKS!
Billy- Go Bald Yoshi! YOU CAN DO IT!
*Dasher takes Akuma to the top rope, hooking him over his shoulder, signals for the Grand Slam! Akuma elbows out of it, quickly and turns Dasher around. Dasher forearms back, Akuma and Dasher exchanging forearms. Akuma, blocks a forearm, and is able to lift a leg and kick Dasher in the side of the head, Dasher reels but Akuma makes sure he doesnt fall, ,bends him down, hops on his back, and flips him over for an AVALANCE YOSHI TONIC! Dasher just folds, Akuma covers 1...2...3! PINFALL! Winner by Pinfall and a devastating Avalanche Yoshi Tonic...Gran Akuma!*
Leonard- And thats all she wrote folks! Two Yoshi Tonics are enough, and for all intensive purposes, Akuma has his job back!
Billy- Aw is the night over?
Leonard- Yes Billy, its over...
Billy- ...OK! I gotta to check on my Cheese anyway! Later Leonard! *Billy leaves happily and Leonard sighs, the night wasnt as fun for him...*
*Akuma gets up as Dasher leaves. Dasher nods to him as he leaves to the back. Akuma turns back to the crowd, and grabs a mic, speaks.* How many people here know who I am? *There is a Gran Akuma chant going. Akuma nods* Good. See a little history lesson for you. My name is Gran Akuma, a CHIKARA Wrestlefactory graduate, second class. Ive been here a long time. Ive won titles, Ive won King of Trios. I did it all with one group...F.I.S.T. *The fans boo, Akuma smirks* Yep Im right there with you. See F.I.S.T. thought I was the cause of recent trouble, and they kicked me out for the Flavor of the Month, Johnny Gargano. They thought laying me out would be enough. Well...guess what? It wasnt. Ever since that day Ive been training, getting stronger, and getting angrier. Until the day finally comes that I take all three of you out. That day is approaching fast guys. I got my job back, and Gargano, Taylor...Icarus...Im coming for all three of you. I hope you enjoy your final days of safety...because as soon as I can get my hands on you, I'm going to kick your faces off. See you later F.I.S.T., count on it!*He drops the mic and leaves silently to alot of cheers. Della is a little unnerved. Akuma looks like a fierce guy. F.I.S.T. might want to watch out...*
Leonard- Strong words folks from Gran Akuma, but thats the end of Wrestling is Fun! We'll see you this Friday, when CHIKARA gets back on track, and the tension between GEKIDO and CHIKARA grows. Im Leonard Chikarason, goodnight everyone!
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Note: And thats Wrestling is Fun! What did you think? Was it fun? Even a little storyliney! Now we'll get back to some main storyline...sort of. Before the next set of shows, we got some fun time ahead! I have a very special chapter or two planned for the night after Wrestling is Fun! But you'll have to wait and see what that is. Until then please review here and or the CHIKARA 101 forum. Thanks guys, and see you next chapter!