CandyBunnies I never noticed that, nice call. This is a random story though, so I can add whatever I want. :3

"I'm BORED." Jaykit complained. "Ok then, we'll change your name to Jaykitty." Firestar announced. "I call upon the power of Osiris to change this (strange) kit's name. May Anubis watch over him until he dies. By the authority of Horus, your name is now Bob!" Firestar completed. "I thought he was supposed to be Jaykitty?" Sandstorm asked. "Nah, Bob sounds better." Firestar concluded. "BIGFOOT!" HoneyBooPaw announced. An orange tom with a huge amount of hair entered. "Oooh, looks like we got a hottie!" Brambleclaw said. "I'm a boy. So unless you want to be really strange, I'd recommend not flirting with me." Fluffyface said.

"I'm Pinkie Pie!" Bob said. "Who the heck-" Weedhee said. "Oooh! Ooh! I want to be Rainbow Dash!" WolfxJaykit announced. "I'm Princess Celestia!" Firestar announced. "But you're a boy!" Squirrelpaw said. "And no, Bob doesn't count."

"Let our adventures in friendship begin!" HoneyBooPaw yelled. The cats all got lifted into the sky and onto a patch of clouds. A bright light came down from the sky and all of the cats were transformed into ponies. "OMG LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" a random unicorn yelled over at them. It shot a beam of purple light at Bob. Then, Bob turned into a girl. "Your name no longer fits. You are now Jaypaw." Firestar announced. Squirrelpaw had the great idea of creating a giant puddle of chocolate. Or at least that's what the author thought it was. "For that, you are now a warrior. We will name you Squirrelpuddle!" Firestar said. A bunch of rainbow kittens rained down on the group for no apparent reason.

"MEATBALL FIGHT!" Weedhee yelled, and Firestar created 20 tons of meatballs. "3...2...1...SPICINESS!" Brambleclaw yelled, and the fight was on. "I'm going to hit you in the wheel!" Summerkit yelled as she picked up a glob of meat. Jaypaw had the brilliant idea of shoving a rock inside of his meatball before throwing it. When it hit Firestar, he lost his fifth life. "Bridge jump journalist attack!" Brambleclaw yelled as he chucked his pile of meat at Squirrelpuddle. She dodged and the meat landed on a patch of rainbow kittens. It suffocated them. "Oh yeah, take my acronym venue modeling powers!" Squirrelpuddle yelled back at him. She pulled out a sausage turret and started firing back at Brambleclaw. "TREKOMISSION!" the unicorn who turned Jaypaw into a girl yelled, and it started snowing meatballs. "OH NOES! THE GODS ARE MAD AT US!" Weedhee yelled. After getting turned into a meatball snowman by the others, the fight continued.

A carriage with two pegasi pulling it slowly traveled down to the cloud they were on. A song could be heard from the carriage.

"Ooooh, I see a traditional meatball fight.
I guess I should join and pwn you all night.

I got my worm ready, I got my realization too.

I don't know what I'm saying to all of you!"

All of the cats stared in awe at the cat singing. She had a gold pelt with a black overcoat. "ALL HAIL COALPELT!" they chanted. "I'm not Coalpelt. He's my annoying brother." Lynxsong answered. "I hope y'all have a rootin' tootin' day!" a really, very, extremely, completely dark cat with orange eyes came out. "I hope y'all brought your faculty bentinators!" he yelled. Summerkit whispered to Lynxsong. "Is he always like that...?" she asked with innocent eyes. "No, he has a different personality every single day. It gets really annoying after a while." Lynxsong whispered back. "RECOGNITION!" Firestar yelled and they were all whisked back to the normal world.

Current Characters: Firestar
Brambleclaw
Squirrelpuddle
Jaypaw
Sandstorm
OCS
Weedhee-Casrules
WolfxJaykit-Wolfthathowlsateclipse
Fluffyface, Lynxsong, Coalpelt-Saiyanpelt

Yesee that lil' button young'un? Be a dear and typer sum stuff and hit it. -Coalpelt