Hey, readers! Sorry for not updating in like, FOREVER! I have a bad case of writers block! I'm sorry if this chapter is bad-I hope you enjoy my story! I want to say a HUGE thanks to all of my visitors and viewers-without you all, I would've given up by the 1st chapter! Note: Sorry for making Temari so OC in this story… ^-^

Chapter 3- Troublesome Ninja! The REALLY LAME Fight at the lake…

"Hahaha, Shikamaru, your blushing face was hilarious! Whoa, today must be your unlucky day, huh?" Temari jabbed a VERY annoyed Shika in the ribs. "I bet that if a book was written on the many colours your blush was back then, it'd be called…"

Shikamaru gave Temari a scary glare. She smartly responded to that by taking a couple of steps back.

"Okay, okay! Stop glaring at me already!" She tried her hardest to fight off the glare, but failed.

"I will if you shut your stupid mouth." Shikamaru then intensified his glare at her, obviously enjoying it.

"I'll agree if in return you buy me some food. So, is it a deal or not?"

The conversation between the two of them was starting to get slightly business-like.

"Great, it's a deal. Now shut up." Shikamaru then began touring a bored Temari around Konoha again.

About 5000 groans later, they ended up by a beautiful glittery pure blue lake surrounded by emerald grass. The soft white clouds glided through the sky.

"Umm…where are we? And where's my food?" Temari glanced at the area around her.

"You're not getting any. I'm here to watch the clouds, so back off."

THWACK! Temari's fan hit Shikamaru right in the face, sending him shooting off to a happy place, far, far away. "YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR!" She clenched her fist angrily.

"Get some originality already…you just did a Tenten."

"And, who CARES?! You should stick to your deals, you son of a drag!"

Dis she just call me a 'Son of a DRAG'? Shika slightly smiled at that.

A big, useless argument about food, drags and smart alecks then broke out between them. Surprisingly, they were actually having fun.

By the end of it, Temari was laughing and Shikamaru was smiling slightly. The sun shone brightly as birds screaming cries of 'IDIOTS!IDIOTS!' flew past.

But the happiness was cut short as soon as it came. A wave of sickness suddenly hit Temari, sending her falling onto the ground.

"Ha-ha! We found them!" A female ninja with billowing purple and red hair landed next to Temari. "It's a good thing my genjutsu hit the girl the first time round!"

"How TROUBLESOME…It looks like a giant bubble has come to fight me." Shikamaru grimaced as he took in the ninja's brown and pink bubble foam dress.

"Oh! Hello, fellow leaf shinobi! Or should I say fellow ENEMY shinobi?" Another crazy bubble person landed next to the purple one.

"Ughhhh…there's even more of you?"

As if on cue, 200 other bubble-clothed shinobi landed next to the main two. Shikamaru's jaw gaped at the sheer number of idiots standing in front of him, all ready for a brawl.

"WE ARE THE BUBBLE ROUGES! We have come to the leaf to steal the amazing Temari!" A heap of them shouted, all at different times. Then they all took out some cream cakes.

"Come on EVERYBODY, let's CHARGEEEE!" They all screeched, lunging for Shikamaru's confused but calm expression on his face.

Actually, to say the truth, he was shocked out of his extremely smart mind. He was so shocked that he didn't even start to plan how to fight back in time.

Is THIS how I'm supposed to die? Shikamaru asked himself. By being paralysed in shock and then getting trampled by crazy ninja with cream cakes?

"Get away…Hyaaaahhhhhhh! You are all such a crazy load of weirdoes!" A humongous gush of wind sent hundreds of the ninja splashing into the pond, sending loud, glistening waves of water shooting into the sky.

"What…T-Temari?" Shika had finally snapped out of his crazy shock. "You saved me."

"Course I did! They were so easy to defeat!" She put her hands on her hip while large splashes of water glowed around her, leaves also blowing across her face. Temari was having an EPIC legend moment!

But that didn't last for long. Suddenly, all of the water in the lake turned a pale white with red spots on it. The odd water had risen until it was over 4ft tall.

"You two will pay…" It yelled angrily to both Shikamaru and Temari. "The bubble rouges aren't easily defeated!"

"HOW TROUBLESOME…." Shikamaru AND Temari sighed in unison…

TBC! ^-^

Thanks to anyone who read this! I was in a really bored mood when I came up with this idea. I was also thinking of creating a Naruto footie fanfic! I came up with the idea while asleep, and then my mum loved the sound of it! Please tell me what you think! Bye!*-*