Hello peoples! I was really bored so I wrote a couple stories. This one is kinda short, but hopefully its still ok. I just wanted to show a little bit of emmetts..ummm...uniqueness. And I felt like I should at least attempt a story that doens't revolve around Jasper. (If you read any of my other stories you would know about my obsession).
-Chinese Chef- 再说吧！(Say it!)
-Me- Say what?
-Chinese Chef- 你不拥有的Cookie或字符！(That you don't own the cookie or the charaters)
-Me- Fine! I don't own the cookie quote or the characters! Happy now?
-Chinese Chef- 是的，我很高兴。(Yes, I'm very happy now.)
(Ps. I don't know if any of that is right. I used google translator)
The Cullen's day out-
POV- Carlisle's
Scene- Mostly at a Chinese restaurant
Alice had all but dragged the whole family out for a fun day of family bonding. And we all know that the Alice's second favorite form of entertainment is shopping. (I'll let your mind determine her first fav.) Anyway, we all piled into our cars and speed to the mall. But instead of going to the mall that is located an hour from our home, my daughter decided that we needed to drive three hours to a "Much better mall". When I asked her why this one was so much better she replied with, "The floors match my shoes better Carlisle. Come on; stick with the new style trends."
We were then forced to walk through each and every store in the wrenched place. Everyone, including Esme, was begging for me to tell Alice that time was up. But as soon as I would turn around to tell her, she would me gone and dragging poor Jasper with her.
After about four hour of non-stop shopping Alice declared that she was done. Everyone danced with happiness.
We were about to head out the door when Nessie's stomach started to growl. Edward told us that we could go ahead if we wanted and that they were going to grab her something from the food court. Well, none of us had anything better to do so we all joined the new parents.
After picking her food, we all sat down at a table. Nobody had noticed Emmett's disappearance until he ran up yelling that he had found the most amazing thing on earth. He said, "What I have found will blow your mind. In all my years of living I have never seen something full of this much awesomeness. I mean, how can something so small do so much? Oh, and I'm not talking about you Alice. Even though what you and Jasper did last night was pretty impressive- Wink- Wink-."
"How did you…" Alice asked.
"Now is not the time for questions my un-innocent sister. Now is the time to see some real future seeing at work."
What he held up was a small cookie wrapped in plastic. "It's a fortune cookie. I bet it's more realistic than what ally cat sees. I mean, a cookie wouldn't lie to someone that was about to eat it, right?"
We all stared at him in disbelief as he slowly opened the cookie. I swear, he says some of the most unintelligent things some times.
He read the cookie out loud for us all to hear.
It read, "The love of your life is sitting right across from you."
That's when we all broke out laughing. Now if it would have been Rosalie, his love and wife, nobody would have laughed. But the reason for our outburst was Emmett's face when he looked straight a crossed from him and into the eyes of Edward.
"Hey honey, I'm home" Edward said, with and evil but charming smile.
"I'm terribly sorry cookie but I must tell you that you have completely messed up. I am most definitely not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I do have a wife. Besides, Edward is not my type. I like someone who lives life on the edge," he looked around the table, "Hey Jasper, switch places with Edward."
"No can do, brother. I can't mess with fate. Besides, you were the one that said cookies don't lie. "
"Looks like you stuck with me, beautiful" Edward said with a wink.
"Ehh…. I guess you should take what you can get."
And after this day, Emmett was banned from ever getting a fortune cookie again.
Hope you all liked it and thanks for reading :p I had fun writing the chapter. Please right a review, I want to know what you all think. Byee. 再见!