Werewolf Computer
Not a story but I just had to publish it. If you don't like it just check my new Teen Wolf (.net/s/7381939/3/Tales_of_the_Wolf ) series. ;-)
A computer company wants to release a computer for werewolves on the market.
These are the top ten signs for you to realize that you are sitting in front of a computer for werewolves:
10. When you want to safe a file Word automatically provides the name "apology_for_".
9. The computer has an automatic warning system telling you that it will be full moon tonight.
8. In an installed game you don't stake vampires, you bite them.
7. The computer has an inbuilt tranquilizer spray and teleportation spell.
6. The housing is enhanced with steel and cushions.
5. The computer has software installed that will warn you when you better have sex so your constant sexual appetite won't drive you towards masturbation.
4. The default start window is a website for ordering Wolfsbane.
3. The computer constantly tells you to keep quiet about the werewolf world.
2. The computer has a mantra that says "You are not gay" over and over.
… and the Nr. 1 sign that you are currently sitting in front of a computer for werewolves:
It gives you a list of full addresses, numbers and internet-profiles of all stereotypical skinny vampire chicks in your area.