Disclaimer: dont own beelzebub... i wish i do... but no.
I'm so confused!
That night, after being knocked down by Hilda, Oga slept like there's no tomorrow. Some hours later, Oga opened his eyes and wiped them. 'Was that a dream?' he thought.
"Yeah, must be a dream…well back to sleep!" Oga said with a smirk in his face. He comfortably lay in his bed.
"Oi, sewer-rat, move."
"Huh?" Oga said, his eyes closed, thought he was sleeping. "Oh yeah sure, thanks. Come again."
"I'm not buying anything, I said move!"
"A dream again huh? Baby Beel is talking to me…"
"I SAID MOVE!" Hilda said punching Oga to the wall.
"UHOH!" Oga look at his back, 'this is nightmare! Hilda's here! Sleeping with me?'
"Can't you understand me? I said move. I'm almost at the edge of our bed. I'm falling." Hilda said to Oga who's looking at her with 'what the fu*k face'.
"You're really sleeping here with me? I—i-i-i-i-i-i-i-I can't understand any of it…what, am I dead? This must be hell…" Oga muttered, losing his hope.
"Didn't I say that we're going to sleep together from now on? And you snore so loud, Master will not be able to sleep in peace. After some hours of sleeping with you, I feel the Young Master's bearings of sleeping with someone like you."
"Huh? So it's my fault? Who said you can sleep in here? I didn't agree to this! We're not even related! "
"But we're a family."
"That maybe true, but it's just words! We don't have any relation mentally, physically, especially emotionally! So get out! Let me sleep in peace!"
"No. Just go back to sleep. And if you dare to snore, I'll rip your mouth." After saying that Hilda went back to sleep. On the other hand, Oga just stare at the two. They slept so peacefully, like a real mother and son.
"Guess it can't be helped. This girl will never listen to what I say. Well, back to sleep. "
And with that Oga just accepted his fate.
Deepening his sleep, Oga started to snore again.
"Damn this fool! You're so loud!" with that Hilda pulled her sword and put it inside Oga's mouth. With Oga's keenness, he bit Hilda's sword to stop it. This night is a battle between life and death.
'This isn't going to end well!'
That morning Oga woke up with a haggard face. He didn't slept well last night. Oga sat in their sofa and stood still, his mouth open. After a while, Hilda went down carrying Beel in her arms, yawning.
"Good morning Hilda-chan. Did you sleep well?" Oga's mother asked her.
"Yes, thank you, mother."
Upon hearing this, Oga became more aware of what's happening. ' Mom has something to do with this! Damn her! My family's plotting against me!'
"Mom, do you have a minute?" Oga asked her mother who's busy talking with Hilda.
"My, my son, I always have time for you. Then, what is it?"
"Can we talk in private?"
"Oh, in this family there are no secrets. You can ask me anything with others hearing it," she said while looking at Hilda.
"No, in PRIVATE."
"Well if you insist."
The two had a long talk. So long that Oga was late for school. Hilda has to stop the two. That talk left Oga breathless. He walk to school together with Hilda and Beel, but his head is off somewhere. He just can't understand anything his mother just told him. It's getting more and more complicated than what he imagined to be. When they reached St. Ishiyama, they headed straight to their classroom. Everyone look at their way, and the class started already.
' What's with that happy family image?' Aoi thought as the two walk and sit.
"You're surprisingly late, Oga. Even a piece of crap like you doesn't go late in my class. It's a first," Saotome said. But Oga didn't hear anything he said. It's like the time when he passed out when Saotome punched him.
"Huh? Oi , you piece of crap, are you listening?"
"Oga, are you okay?" Furuichi ask.
"Keh, is that the result of walking with a girl so early in the morning, huh, Oga?" Kanzaki said with a smirk in his face.
"What nonsense, lip-chain. Maybe he's out of money," Himekawa said while tapping with his phone.
"YO OGA! DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME? I'M ALL FIRED UP!" Tojo yelled at him straight in the ears.
"WHAT? YOU CHICKEN? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! COME ON!"
"Shut up Tojo, he's not in the mood," Aoi stop Tojo's nonsense spouting.
'But I do wonder what's happening to him' Aoi thought.
"Ahahaha…haha…hahaha..HAHAHAHAHAHA! BABY BEEL! LAUGH WITH ME! AHAHAHAHAAHHA! DID YOU HEAR THAT? MY MOTHER, SHE'S CRAZY! WHAT'S THAT? HAHAHAHAAHHA!" Oga just laugh out loud in the class.
"ADAH!AI! DABU AI!AHA!" Baby Beel followed, trying to say something.
"What the hell are happening with you guys?"
Hilda look at them with a stoic face.
"Hm."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT! Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU S-S-S-S-S-SLEPT WITH HILDA? HOW DARE YOU! OGA YOU BASTARD! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH HILDA!" Furuichi shouted at Oga's ear, making him back to normal.
"FU*K! WHAT WAS THAT HUH? WANT ME TO PUNCH YOU!"
" WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH HILDA, HUH? YOU HAVE A SOFT BOOBS TO HUG IN YOUR SLEEP WHILE I HAVE A LARGE SNORING OLD MAN WHO OPENS IN HALF! WHY?"
"THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW MYSELF, TOO! DAMMIT! I had a talk with my mother this morning and she said this…"
Flashback
"Eh? Hilda-chan slept with you? That's good! As expected of Hilda."
"What's so good about that?"
"Well, Hilda consulted me yesterday, she asked me if how can she be a good mother. Well I said that to be a good mother, you have to establish a good relationship with your family."
"So?"
"And I also told her that, she's not being too kind to you. Well she said it's only normal to her, but I protested that it's not. I explained to her that even if I'm like this, I love your father. My, how nostalgic. And finally I said that, she should be more sweet and caring when it comes to you and Beel-chan. And I also said that making you sleep together makes a good impression of a good family!" his mother finished her vivid explanation and laugh heartedly.
End of flashback
"And with that she made my life hellish!"
"Even though, you just slept with Hilda! Wah! I'm so jealous!"
"Huh? What's so envying about that? If dare to snore you'll wake up with no more throat."
"What?"
"She put her sword in my mouth when I try to snore! That one was so dangerous."
"Yeah, that was sooooooo dangerous! Sleeping with someone with a dangerous beauty like Hilda will be a dream come true for me! Ahahahaha!"
"Not paying attention huh?"
"Dabuh… "
"What Baby Beel, you hungry?"
"Dah…"
"Okay just wait… and now that Hilda is not here to feed Beel. What a nonsense woman. Well no choice," and then Oga made Beel's make and feed him.
At the distance, without anyone noticing, Aoi was listening.
"I came here because I'm worried about him! And then this is what I'll hear? Damn you Oga!" Aoi shouted, making the two turn their heads.
"Oh, Queen. What are you doing here?" Furuichi asked Aoi who looks pissed.
"Ah… n-n-n-n-nothing really, ahahahaha! Well what are you guys doing here?"
"Just taking a breather," Oga sighed.
"MAH!DAH!" Beel suddenly became hyped when he saw Aoi.
"Ai, ai, mah!" Beel shakes his hand, requesting Aoi to carry him.
"Beel-chan, want me to carry you?"
"Ai dabuh ai!"
Aoi lifted him and cradle him. Oga saw it and said—
"Oi Kunieda, can you help me take care of him? Just here in school."
"EH?WHAT? B-B-B-B-BUT HILDA IS HIS CARETAKER, RIGHT? IS THAT ALL RIGHT?" Aoi said while blushing and steam came out of her.
"O! Just look Hilda isn't here when you need her. That's why I'm asking you."
"Well, it's ok…"
"Really? All right!"
"Like a family, she said… how? Oga's mother is not making any sense. I tried sleeping with him but, is there any difference between sleeping with that sewer-rat and Misaki?" Hilda thought while making her way to the rooftop.
"Be sweet to him? I kissed him. But that also doesn't make any sense. I tried to be kind but that doesn't make any sense. I don't understand any of it. Besides—"
Hilda's thoughts was brought to a halt when she reached the rooftop. Everyone stare at her.
"Hilda, there you are. I'm looking for—"
Oga stopped spouting when he felt a very dangerous aura surrounding Hilda. The sky darkened and lightings came striking.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa… what's happening here?" Furuichi said with a trembling voice.
"Oi, what are you doing, Hilda? Are you okay?" Oga asked what's obviously isn't ok.
"What the hell, you got the nerve to hold my Master like that, huh, Kunieda! Don't touch my Master! Let him go!" Hilda draw out her sword.
Unguarded, Kunieda can't do anything but to scream, she didn't expected this to happen. She;s not prepared because she's holding Baby Beel. She closed her eyes.
"What the hell are you doing, you sewer-rat? Get out of my way!"Hilda cried, tears start falling from her eyes. "Get away from my Ma…s…ter… Kunie…da," her voice fade away as she speaks.
"I don't know what's happening to you Hilda, why you are so pissed about Kunieda, but you are being petty. If you want to say something, SAY IT OUT LOUD! DON'T MAKE AFOOL OUT OF US WONDERING WHAT'S GOING ON!" Oga said while blocking Hilda's sword which made him bleed his arms.
"Oga…"Aoi muttered. 'H-h-h-h-he protected me? EH! I-i-i-i-i-i-I'm so happy! Oga protected me!wahh!'
"Ai…Dah…IYAH!"Baby Beel cried out loud because of Oga's blood.
Everyone was electrocuted.
"So… this is how Beel-chan's lightning is…"Aoi said while bearing the slight shock.
"This is bad I over done it again! Dammit!" Oga screamed in a guilty tone.
And with that Hilda was gone. Everyone wondered where did she go.
"For Hilda to cry like that, this is really serious, Oga. We have to do something," Furuichi, for a change, worried about Oga's problem with Hilda.
"Yeah, seriously. It's like that time when she got amnesia."
"I'm sorry, I caused a trouble."
"Huh? It's not your fault Kunieda. Don't worry about it. I'll find a way to make her spit her problem out." He responded to Aoi's sincere apology.
After that they went down to their classroom again. Waiting for too long, the classes are finally over.
"Goodluck with Hilda. I wish you two will get along soon," with that, Aoi left the two guys.
"Yeah, saa tte, let's go home Furuichi."
"Okay, 'kay," Furuichi nodded.
On Aoi's way home, she keeps thinking why Hilda cried, why is she so pissed and what's with her attitude.
"I wonder why…"
"You wonder what, huh, Kunieda?" Hilda said, appearing from nowhere.
"Hilda!"
"Now then, let's settle this… come with me…"
"HUH? Settle what?"
"Stop this nonsense talking, you will come with me and we'll put an end to this."
"Looks like I can't convince you to stop this, well bring it on!"
"Hm. That's what I l like it!"
to be continued...
huh? settle what? wait what is hilda saying! i should know im the author! damn it!
ahahaha! lol!
just continue reading!=D