disclaimer: don't own beelzebub... wish i do!
Love is...
"What, you want to watch Gohan-kun?" Oga asked the innocent baby. Oga is still spaced out what had just happened earlier.
"Dammit, I'll just collapse after what I saw, but her dropkick will not only knock me down, it can kill me!"
Oga was so out of himself. He was so shock, the picture of Hilda in his head was like permanent there.
"Dah…mah…DAH!" Beel insisted to watch Gohan-kun.
"Oh yeah, I forgot, sorry," as Oga was about to pick the remote control, Hilda picked it up to and then they accidentally held each other's hand. Hilda blushed. Oga was dumbfounded. What's more interesting is that, Hilda, is wearing a normal dress, her hair ponytailed in a high manner. Oga stared at her from head to toe, and then he suddenly remembered Hilda, wearing…
"S-s-sorry… " Hilda apologize in a way a normal in love girl will do it.
"Yeah… me, too," and then they let each other. After a while,' what? I thought she's going to say: fu*k you bastard, don't go touching me, I kill you. But, seriously, what?' Oga thought inside his lame brain.
Hilda sat next to Oga and take Beelze into her lap and held him tight, smiling. Oga noticed it. He look at Hilda, and stare at her for a long time. He's looking at her in a 'oh my god' face, he remembered Hilda wearing…
He blushed, like Aoi. He stood. Walked. Left. Went upstairs. Locked the door. Slumped in his bed. Slept.
After some time, he woke up. He's so confused in what's happening with him. He scratched his head the way he do when he's pissed.
"Before she's always like in a rampage and now she's like a normal girl? Hilda sure is weird. But to think of it, if I lend Beel to Kunieda, she'll probably go back to normal. But if I don't do anything, my life is at stake. This is hard. What should I do? Hmmm…" Oga said to himself. As his thinking deepens, sweats started to appear and make him more confused.
"Ah! Shit! I'm not suited to this! I'll just blow everything up! What can you say, Baby Beel?"
"Dabuh aih, mah dabuh aih, aih,dah," Baby Beel doesn't seem to be glad about Oga's suggestion.
"Huh? So are you saying that, you like it this way?"
"Dah!" Beel retorted with joy in his eyes. Maybe babies really feel the love of their mothers which he hasn't experience yet.
"Are you kidding me?" Oga cried in what Baby Beel's answer.
As he cries, the knob of the door twisted. But it is locked.
"Oga, open up. It's sleeping time," it was Hilda.
"What? You're sleeping here? Can't do."
"Is that so? Well, I'll just slice it."
"WAIT! I'll open up!" Oga stand in such haste and opened the door.
"Thanks. Hmmm… why are your eyes closed?"
"Don't mind me. Just sleep if you want."
"There is one thing I wanted to ask you before that."
"Then, say it now."
"Oga."
"What," his eyes still closed.
"I love you."
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"WHAT?"Oga yelled and opened his eyes.
"Why is your reaction like that? You should say I love you, too. What's wrong with you?" Hilda said in frustration. She wasn't expecting to be turned down.
"That's my line! Why are you saying that all of a sudden! The Hell?" Oga replied with disbelief in his face.
"This is harder than I thought. This whole love thing." Hilda said with a sigh of heaviness.
"Huh?"
"I watched this soap opera with a theme of love in it. And the woman said that to a guy. The guy replied the same: I Love You, and he kissed her. That's what you' re supposed to do . And not " what the hell?" Hilda explained to the idiot Oga while mimicking his manly voice.
'She's. . . crazy. . .'
Silence fell between the two. They only hear the green haired little baby's snore who is sleeping peacefully.
" You're comparing me to your soaps?" Oga said frustration.
"But it is said there that you only say that to the people you love. And I Love You. Then, do you love me?" Hilda asked the stupid, lamebrain Oga.
"Huh? Of course. . .um . . it's not that I dislike you… it's. . . by the way what do you mean I Love You anyway?"
"Well I have a talk with Kunieda this afternoon and she said that love is what you like to do most. That's why I said I love you because I love torturing you," Hilda explained with an evil smile in her lips.
Oga was silenced. It's like he was being played with. He felt so insulted. He never paid any attention about this whole love thing before, and now he felt like he can't let it slip away. He thought that even a delinquent like him can be loved. Furuichi, even though being always knocked down by him lives him as a friend. His family, her sister Misaki loves him. And now there's this demon making a complete fool out of him, a fool who can't be loved.
"So you're saying that you can't love me for real and not just because you love torturing me?" Oga asked his blond wife.
Hilda paused. He thought that it is the first time he ever saw Oga so angry, yet serious. She gulped.
"What do you mean? Isn't love is—"
"Listen well Hilda. This is what love means…" as he said that, Oga brushed Hilda's long blond hair with his hand. He lowered his head and closed his eyes, while Hilda was like hypnotized and commanded that she can't move. Her lips were moving on its own and parted as Oga kissed her. Oga's right hand grabbed her by her waist and pulled her more. Hilda put her hands around Oga. As they kissed each other, Hilda thought it was the weirdest, unexplainable, yet the happiest sensation she ever felt. After their heart- throbbing kiss, they parted apart and stared at each other.
"That was—"
"My… have you watched that episode last night. It was the exact reenactment of the episode," Oga said out of the blue after all what he did.
"Well… no but, I thought you did it on purpose…" Hilda 's voice flowed through the air with a sign of assurance.
"Huh? Don't kid around… just go to sleep. I'm so tired…" and Oga fell into his bed.
"Yeah…" Hilda answered.
She was a bit shocked that Oga had stolen her first kiss, and saying he didn't did it on purpose. It's like her hope was crushed right in front of her eyes.
'I can't tell her that I did it on purpose. Can't love me huh? I'll show you… I'm going to torture you!' and he grinned.
The three of them slept together, but Oga slept on the floor.
"So cold… I'm gonna die here…"Oga said while shivering from the cold.
The next morning, Oga felt that his space was a little skimpy. As he opened his eyes, he found himself hugging Hilda and between them snuggled Beel. Oga was about to panick when Hilda tightened he hug. He stared at her.
"She has the looks, after all. Even being a demon," he murmured to himself. And then they woke up, set for school and walked together.
"So… what's with this 'happy family' image huh? Planning on having a lovey dovey family now huh?" Furuichi asked Oga with an evil stare in his face.
"Furuichi… say that again and I'll show you the apples of my wrath (grapes are used.)," he said and then he choked Furuichi.
"I-I-I-I-I give up! What I'm just trying to say is that what's the latest update about your cursed fate!" and then Oga let him. He coughed.
"Hilda started to make me like a fool with this love thing."
"Well you're a fool… so, what do you mean?"
"Her naked body, holding hands, sleeping together and the kiss."
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Silence.
"NAKED BODY? KISS? THE FU*K OGA!WHAT'S THIS? YOU SAW HER NAKED?WHY? AND YOU CALL THAT MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOU? WHY ARE YOU SO LUCKY? I'M MORE HANDSOME AND POPULAR THAN YOU!" Furuichi blurted out all of his jealousy and cried anime tears.
"Shut up! Who said you're more handsome than me huh?" and Oga punched Furuichi.
"And I can't still erase it in my head…"
"Furuichi-dono! If you want to see me naked or to kiss me, I'm always ready!" Alaindelon said, appearing out of nowhere. And then he hugged Furuichi and split open in half.
"No! Let me go! I don't wanna come with you! Let me go! Let me go!"and Furuichi cried more.
The rooftop door tweaked open, and there stood the shocked Aoi.
"Kunieda-sempai…"
'Kunieda…'
"S-s-s-sorry for the disturbance, I thought Hilda would be here, d-d-d-d-do you know where she is?" Aoi asked, hiding her hurt and shocked feelings.
"Don't know…"Oga answered without looking at her.
"Is that so. Thanks," and she was more hurt the way Oga answered her coldly. And she left. Once Aoi was gone, the two guys continued to chat.
"You really do ignore her huh?" Furuichi said while still half inside of Alaindelon. "I said let me go!"
"Ahahaha! That can't be Furuichi-dono. Ahahahaha!"
"Shut up!" Oga yelled and punched Alaindelon. He flew a good thirty meters in the air and disappeared.
"Whoa, that part of yours is what I respect. Thanks."
"As I thought…" Oga said.
"You thought what?"
"Something's fishy happening here…between Kunieda and Hilda."
"Well now that you mentioned it, those two are just fighting yesterday, and now they're talking to each other."
"Well whatever it is, you're going to help me to find it out."
"Yes,yes," Furuichi agreed , without 'hesitancy'.
"Kunieda, Kunieda…Kunieda!" Hilda called Aoi for a hundred times now.
"Eh? What?"
"Is that what you said right? That I need to call him by his name? (talking about Beel)"
"Yeah…(talking about Oga)," Aoi answered. Hilda noticed her weird behavior.
"What's wrong?"
"Huh?"
"What's your problem? You don't seem well."
"I-it's nothing…really…well I guess I should tell you… "and Aoi spit it out.
"Hmmm… is this what you should feel if someone you love ignores you?" Hilda asked Aoi after her explanation.
"Huh? Who said I love Oga? I'ts not like… well I like him… but… AHH! Enough! I wanna go home!" Aoi ran and burst into tears.
"Oi! Kunieda!" Hilda called. But she is nowhere to be found.
'Why is Oga is ignoring me? Things between him and Hilda seems going just fine! But what's the reason why is he ignoring me as if I was nothing? Is he afraid that Hilda might get jealous? No, what's the point! Dammit! I hate it Oga! I hate you!' Aoi shouted in her mind, and ran while running randomly.
"You are really a crazy one, don't you? Pardon? What's your plan? About Kunieda?"
"Won't repeat it," Oga hesitated to answer Furuichi.
"Well if that's all, I'm going home," and with that Furuichi went home.
Furuichi turned the knob and opened the door, and there stood Hilda.
"Hilda…"
"Going home? Better."
'That hurts!' "Yeah, see you." And Furuichi was gone.
"O-oga… there is something I wanted to ask you," Hilda said with a serious face. On the other hand, Oga was still pissed about yesterday.
"What?" he said in a pissed tone. Silence fell in the room.
"Furuichi-dono! At last your home! Now then, let's start!" Alaindelon said, appearing out of nowhere.
"EH? Begin WHAT?"
And Alaindelon stripped. Furuichi's jaw dropped.
"U-fun!" and then Alaindelon did a flying kiss.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Furuichi cried like there's no tomorrow.
Omatase-shimashita!
done with chapter 4! yeah!
r&R!
Furuichi... keep your head up!
Next Chapter: Oga's Plan...