Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, I wouldn't have to fantasize about Sasuke and Naruto being together. Get it?

Summary: Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha were friends till fifth year elementary when Sasuke moved away. Now five years later, in first year high school, they meet again under complicated circumstances. Those circumstances being; Naruto dressed as girl in an all girls school? Even though Sasuke doesn't recognize him at first doesn't mean he can keep it hidden from her for long. What's Naruto to do?

Warnings: Gender Bender. Sasuke is actually a girl. Course Language and occasional scenes of nudity. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Konoha All Girls School

Chapter One

Naruto's POV

I opened my eyes to a bright light. It was orange hued and shining right on my face. I heard some voices and turned my head, wondering who had the nerve to enter my room without permission. Then I was confused. As my eyes scanned the room, I realised it wasn't mine. This room had two beds, the one I was currently laying on, which was sheetless, and the one on the other side of the room, which had dark purple and cream sheets. There were girls siting on it giggling. Then it all clued in. I was at KAGS and I had a roommate. Damn.

"Ah! she's awake!" Some pink haired girl squealed and I noticed she was hovering over me, watching. I squinted at her as the other two girls came over.

The blond spoke next,"Oh, your right."

I rolled my eyes. I hated being talked about as if I wasn't right there in the room. That used to happened a lot, before I made friends in middle school. "That I am." I retorted rudely.

The three of them continued to hover over me until I sat up. I noticed the girl with dark purple hair sort of hid behind the other two girls.

Instantly, they began to introduce themselves and I wondered how they breathed while saying so much at once.

"Hi! I'm Sakura Haruno. I live down the hall in room 428. Ino Yamanaka here," she says, pointing to the blond, "is my roommate and behind us is Hinata Hyuga. She's your roommate," she says your as if I couldn't figure that out through process of elimination."And the three of us have known each other since third grade. Your actually Hinata's first ever roommate. She's really quiet and shy but she's also really nice! I'm sure you'll get along really well." She takes a breath and smiles at the end of all that. Like she's part of the welcoming committee or something. "Oh, and by the way, I'm the president of the welcoming committee as well as student counsel treasurer."

Ah, so it's true. I chuckle to myself quietly. "I see." I smile sincerely and introduce myself as well. "I'm Naruko Uzumaki and I just transferred here from Suna All Girls Private School." This is the alias they gave me. Just in case someone from my elementary school remembers me.

Now that I've fully awaken, I take in the girls completely. Ino could be my sister. The resemblance is uncanny. She's 5' 6'' with long blond hair pulled back into a ponytail with only a small section of long bangs on the right side of her face. Her shade of blond is paler than mine and she has the most delicate shade of blue for eyes. All of it is tied together with her pale creamy skin and lose fitting uniform.

Sakura is the tallest of the three at 5'7.5''. Her pink hair reaches her shoulders and she wears a red headband in her hair. Her green eyes are a pastel colour and her tan skin- tone accentuates her hair and eyes. She wears athletic shorts under her skirt and a navy sweater with the sleeves rolled up.

Hinata has a cute round face with eyes such a light violet they appear white. Her long, silky hair is a deep purple colour reaching her hips. Her skin is pale enough to rival snow. Her uniform hugs her large chest tightly and falls loosely around her hips. She's wearing black tights and her skirt is longer than the others. Probably because she is only 5'4''.

"Okay, now that intros are over. Lets go to dinner! Come on Naruko. You can eat with us." Ino announces as she quickly exits the room.

Hinata smiles at me and I know I'm going to like this room.

Sasuke's POV

I'm sitting in the giant gymnasium trying to surpass a yawn. Opening ceremonies are always too long and way too boring. I'm waiting to get called up so I can leave. Sometimes being bright is one of my greatest downfalls. I hate giving speeches and I hate being around so many annoying people. But the strangest thing happens, they not only call my name, but some other girl's name. Interesting. No ones been able to keep up with me academically for a long time. hmm..

I stand up and walk to the podium. I guess in a way this is kind of useful. Now I won't be the only one they give extra attention to. I look around for the girl named Naruko. But it doesn't look like any one's getting up. Damn. I hate skippers. Oh well. I wrote a full speech anyway. I get up to the podium and give my speech. Girls kya! and coo at me like am some idol or something. Annoying.

After I'm done, I sneak out of the gym and head up to the roof. I already know where my class is so there's no real reason to stay in the gym. The halls are empty and I hear voices coming from the classrooms. The higher grades must be hear already.

As I climb the stairs I notice the No Students Passed This Point sigh has already been disturbed. hn... interesting. I wonder if a second year has already claimed this area for themselves? I think as I open the door and a blur of blond blinds me as it falls from the sky. Or at least that's how it looked.

Naruto's POV

Shit. I didn't mean to sleep that long. I thought as I hopped from the water tower, onto the main roof. The door opened as I was falling and scared the crap out of me. I thought I was going to sack myself as I landed. I was about to yell at the person who opened the door, when I turned around and saw the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. With pale skin, dark midnight eyes and hair, and lips the colour of cherry blossoms. Naturally I was stunned, frozen in place admiring the beauty. Until she broke that image by speaking.

"Don't go jumping in front of doors. Uratonkachi." She spoke, emotionless. In a way it suited her. A perfect robotic reaction for a perfectly sculpted face.

I glared at her. "Whatever baka, students aren't suppose to be up here."

She smirked. "Then, why are you here? Idiot." She shook her head at the idiocy and walked passed me to the roof.

My face went red with anger and my eyes flashed as I stormed off down the stairs calling "Bitch!" behind me. I didn't have time to be arguing with her. I missed most of the ceremony now and I had no idea which way my classroom was.

Heading to the gym in a rush, I didn't notice the second year I was beelining towards until... Smack. We both landed on the ground with me straddling her and my left hand on her chest.

I quickly removed it, regretting not playing attention and waiting for the slap that would follow. Only it didn't come. I looked up at her, blushing slightly and she just smiled back and asked politely, "Would you mind getting up? Or do you need help?"

I blushed an even brighter red as I realised I was still siting on her. "S-sorry!" I scrambled to get up and grabbed her hand pulling her up as well.

This girl was gorgeous too. Her long fiery red hair went down to her waist and her golden eyes twinkled, amusement dancing in her eyes. She was about two or three inches tall than me, with long legs and sun-kissed skin. She reminded me of my mother with the way her red hair was so wildly styled. Or maybe I caused that was I bumped into her. Who knew?

I was about to bow and apologise again when I heard the bell signaling the end of the ceremony. I bowed quickly and departed with a quick "Sempai."

I ran down the halls till I reached the gym and noticed Hinata. I smiled. I already knew I was in the same class as her. So I wouldn't get lost after all. "Hinata-san!" I called, causing her to jump at the sudden out burst.

"U-Uzumaki-san." She replied while smiling lightly and her face turning slightly pink.

"Ah.. you can call me Naruko. Since I already call you Hinata-san." I returned her smile with my huge and bright one. My eyes shining with glee.

"Umm... O-okay." With that we headed off to our classroom.

We were seated in alphabetical order based on our last name. Luckily my last name started with an "u" so I was in the back row. The seat between me and the student named Mei Terumi, who didn't exactly look friendly, was empty. Maybe she was a delinquent? I thought to myself and chuckled softly.

Just as the teacher, Deidara-sensei said, "Okay, class let's start with the introductions, un." the back door was slammed open and a stoic faced goddess entered. I glared at her immediately, recognizing her from our earlier meeting. When she sat down in the seat next to me, I dreaded not having my father's last name for the first time in my life.

"Uchiha-san!" the teacher spoke with acid dripping from the words. "Why are you coming to my class so late? You think because you got the highest grade in the first year entrance exams you can do whatever you want? un?"

The Uchiha just glared at the teacher and man, was that a glare. This is where the saying if looks could kill, actually becomes truthful. Because after shooting him a look like that, Sensei shut-up and went back to looking at the class list, a nervous aura surrounding him.

"U-um. Uzumaki, you go first, un. We'll start at the bottom of the list... Un." He said, shaking his head in agreement with himself.

I stood at my 5'8'' and declared in my loudest, proudest voice, "I'm Uzumaki Naruko and I'm going to be the student council president. Believe it!"

Everyone stared at me in disbelieve and a small tint of awe. Well everyone excluding the Uchiha next to me who snickered and commented, "Do you know how hard it is to become student council president? And in first year too no less. What a riot." Her midnight eyes where glowing with amusement, though the rest of her face remained stoic. Maybe it really was craved from stone.

I shoot her a heated glared as I sat back down. "Just wait and see, Teme." I said just loud enough for her to hear and I swear I heard her scoff.

The teacher went up my row then, and I leaned back, my arms behind my head, tuning the rest of the room out. Though I did pay enough attention to hear Uchiha's intro, that was short and blunt.

She didn't stand just raised her head slightly, her eyes emotionless and looking at no place in particular. "I'm Sasuke Uchiha. I don't like annoying things." she stated before going back to her book.

If not for the arrogance, she would remind me slightly of Shikamaru. Actually, what did she say her name was again? Sasuke Uchiha? I think I know that name from somewhere? Hmm.. Well whatever. If it has to do with her, it can't be too important.

Sasuke's POV

Ding Dong. Dang Dong. I yawned as the lunch bell rang. Great, now comes the on slought of girls who think I'm cool. Well, at least they're less annoying than guys. All they want is to get in your pants. Annoying.

"Sasuke-chan," said a smiling redhead with glasses. "I was wondering if you wanted to eat together since your new here from Suna."

"Hn." I replied, paying the girl no special attention. Everyone will ask me that at least once this semester.

The redhead took that as a yes and sat down across from me and began gabbing away.

"Thanks. I'm Karin by the way. I'm also the class rep.." I tuned her out after that and noticed I wasn't the only one being surrounded.

"Naruko-san, you transferred here from Suna too, right?" a sparkly eyed, girl with brown hair asked the Uratonkachi. I had to raise an eye-brow at that. This girl stands out quite a bit. It's surprising to think we went to the same school for three years and I never noticed her.

"Uhh.. yeah. That's right." She smiled nervously while rubbing the back of her neck with her hand. For some reason that motion felt familiar to me. When I thought about it a little harder, I felt a pang of pain in my chest. Hn. Weird. I thought. But brushed it off like it was nothing.

"Then, then! Did you know Sasuke-sama? She's legend even over here!" Another girl with silver hair and daring magenta eyes asked.

"Umm.. is- is that so?" The blond replied sheepishly and looked over here for a moment. I smirked, amused by her discomfort with the situation. She glared back at me and wiped her head back to the slivered haired girl. Snobbishly she said to her, "yeah, I knew of her, but she's not as good as the rumours say."

"Eh? How can you say that! She even got the best score on the entrance exams! That's no easy feat, you know!" The first one stated.

The blond scoffed, her blue eyes dancing as she announced, "Even I can do that."

Karin giggled. I forgot she was listening with me. "Even though you slept through the class? I doubt you could get with in ten points of Sasuke-sama." And out comes the crazy fan girl qualities. Annoying and I didn't understand it. I mean we're both girls, so why are they so obsessed?

Naruko blushed. "I-I wasn't sleeping! I was just putting my head down! And I definitely could get in a ten point radius of her scores! That includes above it!" She huffed and I smirked. Was that a challenge? Sounds entertaining.

"Okay. Na-ru-ko. I accept." I said to her and every-one's eyes widen. Naruko glared at me and grabbed the violet haired girl's arm, storming out.

While everyone still gawked at the challenge, I packed up quickly and decided to eat on the roof from now on. This school may be entertaining yet. I smiled despite myself.

A/N: Okay this chapter was supposed to be way longer. But then I fell asleep at my desk, since it was like 2:30am and all my ideas got mixed up with my dreams which are now long forgotten. And I was going to leave it and come back later with a clear head but I figured you guys would rather I update short chapters faster, than long chapters slower right? haha :) Please review! I'll take your criticism to heart! Promise :P