Be prepared – The Vampire Diaries
Ok, before I publish the next part of Dirty Boys called "The Boss", I wanted to share this little poem with you. For all of you who know the film Lion King, just think of the song of Scar and the Hyenas and you will know what this should sound like.
The video can be found here: (slash)watch?v=L0AiN8vrn9Y
So tell me what you think.
Dracula:
I know that you're all really busy
With matters of most serious kind
But please my friends, pay attention
And keep what I tell you in mind
It's clear from your tired expressions
You all had to play way too nice
But I tell you my friends be alarmed
Or we all pay a terrible price
So prepare for the greatest of horrors
Be prepared for most shocking news
The darkest area
Is tiptoeing nearer
Blair Witch: What do you mean oh my good friend?
Dracula:
There's gonna be a new trend
I know it sounds morbid
But some people get rewarded
For writing the biggest crap that there is
It is something that'll make all of us scared.
Be prepared!
Blair Witch: Yeah, Be prepared.
The Wolfman: Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh. ...For what?
Dracula: For the next three seasons of The Vampire Diaries.
The Wolfman: What? The thing is still running?
Dracula: Yes and it gets worse: Klaus' body wasn't reduced to ashes, he'll inhabit it again.
Blair Witch: Please no, we can't stand him no longer.
Blair Witch and Wolfman: No Klaus! No Klaus! No-no-no-no-no!
Dracula: And the catastrophes keep coming!
The Wolfman: What could be worse?
Dracula: Bonny now wants to rebel against the spirits!
And have it her way!
Blair Witch: Oh no, she is the worst witch ever.
Monster Army: The worst witch ever! The worst witch ever!
Monster Army:
All of us now stick together
To combat this menace most foul
Dracula: This danger is powerful, without question
So we have to smother its soul
The future will be littered with bodies
Their bones will all be stripped bare
And in case you hesitate for a second,
Remember Elena would always be there
So prepare for the next revolution
Monster Army: (Oooh!)
Dracula: Prepare for the biggest blood bath
Monster Army: (Oooh... La! La! La!)
Dracula: We'll kill all those tree-whores
Monster Army: (Complete without remorse)
Dracula: We'll bring back the horror
Monster Army: (Red eyed)
Dracula: Kill all these writers
Monster Army: (Bloodbath)
Dracula: Get rid of the romance
Monster Army: (Fill them with fear)
Dracula: This is our last stance
Monster Army: (here and no further)
Dracula: We win or we die in the end
Monster Army: (Win or die)
Dracula: Go on with teeth and claw bared
Be prepared!
All: Go forth with teeth and claw bared
Be prepared!