Death the Kid: Asymmetrical Trash!

Dammit, Father's portrait isn't symmetrical to the television!

Dammit, the maid isn't cleaning symmetrically!

Dammit, the sign on my door isn't symmetrical!

Dammit, the toilet paper must be folded into a triangle!

Dammit, these stupid stripes in my hair! No matter how much I dye them! They come back! Why do they come back? I'm asymmetrical trash! I deserve to die! I make this beautiful symmetrical world so ugly with my body on the surface! I should just go die!

Father? What? Why are you so sick of me?

Symmetry is so beautiful though! I can't help it!

What? A mental hospital? Preposterous! I do not need to go to such a place! I'm completely fine!

Wait, you're not standing symmetrically!

Hey, let me go!

Father, you're not grabbing me symmetrically!

You didn't shove me in the car symmetrically!

Father? Father!

Chieves, take me back home! Don't listen to my father! He's only thinking of nonsense! Probably because of the asymmetry in our house!

Wait, I forgot to fold the toilet paper in my personal bathroom! Take me back now, Chieves! Don't you close the window on me!

CHIEVES!