The King on a pirate ship: Arrgh! It be time for me to continue this story. Arrrgh! I own nutin!


Chapter 2

The Return of the Kremlings

Somewhere in the middle of the ocean, a floating island made of metal is on course for an island of the Kongs. The island is the shape of a reptile with a crown on the top of it, the inside of the island houses thousands of saltwater crocodiles. Each crock wore pirate clothes or army clothes. One crock on the other hand wears a cape and a crown. The crowned crock sat in a chair with a dog like crock in his lap facing a screen. The chair had numerous buttons on right arm side. Behind the chair on the wall were seven pictures of primates. In the chair the crock watched the screen in front of him. One of the crocks eyes was larger than the other for reasons unknown.

The crowned crock said, "Those fiends have kept their winning streak for too long now. The first time I came to their island on a ship and had my crew steal the golden bananas, I lost to those flea bittin' apes. After this happened, I knew I had to exact my revenge. In order to do this I would have to get rid of all of the apes. I saw an abandon Island across from the apes, and started building my castle. I then started to practice using my shotgun. My skill with shooting grew and so did my pirate leadership. I then devised a plan to get those apes out of the way and kidnapped their proud leader. Then those flea bittin' rascals come to my island and rescue their leader and sink my island to Davy Jones locker in the progress. I left to return with a new plan. During my expedition of knowledge I learned from many of the mad doctors with plans of destruction. I then hired a weasel by the name of Snide to help me create the equipment for my genus new plan to destroy those apes. We returned to the island and hid in a secret location and kidnapped the leader and his little friend who came to the rescue him when I had my island. My plan was to do mad experiments on them. But with the help of a giant bird, those apes defeated me for the third time! I've had enough of those ape and left to make a new battleship. I created a new ship and it looked almost exactly like my island that I lost. I needed those Kongs out of my face. I hired a gigantic Kremling and told him go to that island and crush them all, but he didn't want to, so I locked him up and gave put a key in my safe and the others to my best men. So on the way back to the island, Snide created blueprints for an island destroying machine that I could use to destroy that island. Once we got to the island, most of the weapon was built and I didn't need Snide anymore and fired him. I told the guards to steal all of the golden bananas and to kidnap the members of the DK crew. Later I found out that the blueprints were stolen and Snide was helping those apes. Then while I was taking a snooze the alarm goes off, the Kongs had come! They shut down the machine. I escaped the island in my flying crock. The gigantic Kremling was released and I crashed on the island. When they entered my flying crock I challenge them to twelve three minute rounds of boxing. I was defeated horribly. Now the time of their winning streak will fall and no one will stand in my way!"


The King: If you read all that. You are a god.


"Who are you talking to boss?" A guard asked.

A sudden music stop sound happened and the crowned crock looked to his right an asked, "When did you come in?"

"I came in a few seconds ago." The guard answered and asked, "What were you talking about."

"Oh, I was just looking back at my life as a pirate king. What's the progress of our new weapon?"

"Not good sir, the crew seems to showing signs of fatigue. Not only that we're having trouble with the crew, we're also low on power for the weapon."

"Great! Just great! How the heck are we to get enough power for that thing?"

"Your majesty, we're receiving a strange transmission. Do you except?" A voice said through the rooms speakers.

"Show the transmission on the screen."

On screen a large ape like figure appeared and said, "Ah… King K Rool. We meet at last."

"An ape? Who are you and what is your business?" King K Rool demanded.

"I knew that you wouldn't know a fellow king if he hit you in the back. My business is doing deeds that are evil."

"Hold on a second, you're a King?"

"More like a general. I come from a different tribe of apes."

"Why have you sent a transmission to us?"

"Because that Island you're going to is going to be ape less. Two other reptiles are already on their way there. Those two are my tribe's enemies. Which means your chance of getting revenge on those apes will be lost."

"What!"

"Join me and we can take out both of our enemies."

King K Rool thought about it for a while, 'Well, Manky Kong works for me now after he quit being part of the Kongs.' He kept thinking about it and he finally said, "Let's get rid of those menaces forever."

"Just what I wanted to hear." After the ape said that the transmission ended.

King K Rool pushed a button on the arm of his chair and when a speaker came on he said, "Full throttle everyone, we're heading to DK Isle."


The King: Arr! I feel there might be trouble for ye Kongs. Find out what happens next time. Please Review.