The King: We be takin' your precious loot!

Random Captain: You'll never take me cargo!

*Swords clash together*

*The two fight their way to the nose of the ship*

*The King knocks sword out of the random captain's hands and looked back to see the cargo has been loaded on his ship and boards his ship.*

The King: Fira de cunon!

Random Shipmate: What?

The King: I said fire the cannon, but I said it pirate like.

*The cannon blasts, sinking the looted ship.*

The King: Arr Arr! We be gottin' a haul! Now read me story as I count me gold. I be ownin' nutin!

Chapter 3

Donkey Kong Island

An Island with a face of an ape sits somewhere in the middle of the ocean surrounded by other little islands. The camera enters the cave in front of the island and goes through a dark tunnel. Near the end of the tunnel we see light and face a tall tree with a tree house on it. The camera zooms up the tree and into the house. We see a muscular ape doing pushups to some rap song on a radio.

"997… 998…999…1000!" The ape yelled as he clasped to the floor.

"Wow DK, you getting stronger every day. Plus you were 500 pushups away from beating Chunkys highscore." A little chimp said.

"Well Diddy. If it weren't for those tikis, I wouldn't be in good shape." DK said.

Suddenly the radio started playing an emergency tone. A voice came on, and said, "This is DJ Funky coming to you live from DK Isle. We have gotten word of an incoming storm. I advise everyone to stay inside the island's sun cave until the storm has passed. Thank you. Now back to your music on Barrel Beats on 100.3 FM."

Outside the house in another area in the sun cave in a lab like barrel, an old ape heard the same broadcast and said, "Oh bah! A little storm isn't going to scare me. Why, in my day we would go on top of a building a roar at the top of our lungs."

In that same lab a weasel asked, "Uh, Cranky. What does your old rivalry with Mario and the death of King Kong have to do with a storm?"

"I have no idea Snide."

"Yeah I thought so."

"And back then his name was Jump Man. Get it right you… uh… um… the… um… hmm… what was I talking about again?"

Snide just gave himself a face palm and said, "Looks like I just became the smartest guy in the room."

"You call yourself smart. Ha! I've heard that before. What's the ninth letter of the alphabet?"

"I."

"What is the fourth?"

"D."

"Ninth?"

"You already asked me that one! It's I!"

"Fifteenth?"

"O."

"Twentieth?"

"T."

"What does that spell?"

"Idiot."

"AND YOU ARE ONE! AH HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Darn it! I fell for it again!"

"Of course you did, because I am, Cranky Kong Genus!"

"A genus of stupid!"

We see the outside of the lab. The fight is still going on inside and we hear Cranky say, "How many times to I have to remind you? You are the one who is stupid!"

We then hear Snide say, "You never told me that and never reminded me before. Ergo you are tell me things you never told me which makes you an idiot."

"YOU'RE THE IDIOT!"

"NO! YOU ARE!"

Two female chimpanzees were walking by, heard ruckus, and the younger one said, "Oh no! Not this again."

"I think it is time for to go now Tiny." The older one said, "Things like this should be dealt out itself."

"Your right Dixie."

Meanwhile in another part of the sun cave, behind a waterfall we go through another tunnel. At the end of this tunnel we see a giant stack of golden bananas. We see a large gorilla walking around the stack.

"198… 199… 200… 201… two whoa! I almost made a mistake there. Heh Heh! Right Kiddy?" The gorilla said looking around. Then started to freak out. He Yelled, "Kiddy! Kiddy! KIDDY! WHERE ARE YOU?"

Suddenly a young baby gorilla jumped out of the stack of golden bananas and yelled, "BOO!"

This made the big gorilla jump and fall on his back. The baby gorilla laughed at the shocked gorilla.

"There you are little bro!" The gorilla said getting back up, "Where the heck did you learn to scare people like that?"

Suddenly an orangutan pop his head though the entrance to the tunnel and yelled, "Chunky!"

Again Chunky jumped and fell on his back.

"Once again I get the last laugh! Heh heh heh heh heh!"

"Don't freak me out like that Lanky!" Chunky said when getting back up and asked, "Why are you even here?"

"There's a big storm coming, just thought you should know. Well bye." And with that he took off.

Meanwhile outside the island several miles away, two dragons…

"And dragonfly!" Sparx said.

…and dragonfly, are flying.

"Spyro? How big is this ocean? We've been flying for hours." Sparx said.

"Sparx. Shut up. If you're so tired why don't you rest yourself on Spyro's head?" Cynder said.

"Whoa! Heads up! It looks like we're heading into some lightning." Spyro said.

A sudden bolt of lightning almost hit Spyro and Cynder.

"We need to get somewhere safe." Spyro said.

"Down there! I think I see some islands we could take shelter in a cave." Cynder said.

They flew down to the front of the island and entered the tunnel to the sun cave.

The King: Arr! What be happening next! Please Review or I be kill hauling ye.