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I was contemplating this when I heard the doorknob rattle followed a second later by the door opening. When I saw who it was I almost fell over. There was no freaking way this was happening. What the hell was Jiraiya doing here?

'Why hello there...who are you beautiful?'

'...'

'You wouldn't have seen a blonde guy who looks kind of like a girl around here have you?'

'Yeah, he went out a while ago, haven't seen him since. He locked me in so I couldn't get out...what the hell are you doing?'

'Searching his personal possessions, it's not often that one encounters an Akatsuki out and alone by himself.' He glanced up from rummaging through Deidara's pack 'Don't worry, I'll rescue you from him in a moment and then maybe you can I can go have a drink and...get to know each other.'

'Just hurry up and search his stuff. He's supposed to be meeting two more Akatsuki somewhere in the village...'

'I know, I have someone keeping an eye on them.' He smiled then and far from being creepy, it was almost reassuring.

I was having a moment of surrealism so strong I wondered if I was still asleep. He did a thorough search of the place but was finished in less than 5mins. Those were the longest five minutes of my life. He held the door open for me as we left, closing the door behind us. We had just rounded the corner when I heard footsteps coming from the hall we had just left. I glanced up at him. He smiled and put a finger to his lips. We reached the end of the hall which was...a dead end? I was about to have a freakout when I turned and saw Deidara round the corner and see us. I moved closer to the huge man.

'You took too long.' I muttered taking in the pouches strapped to Deidara's waist. 'He is going to blow us up.'

Deidara smirked and stuck his hand into his pouch. Everything seemed to slow down and I saw it all frame by frame. Deidara was smiling his psycho smile, he said something challenging to the Sannin. A large number of kunai flew towards the blonde who released a number of clay spiders who swarmed the hallway. Using this as a distraction he ran towards us by running sideways and up unto the ceiling while the spiders scurried towards us. Another set of kunai flew towards Deidara with some embedding in the ceiling near where he squatted. There was a rude comment about the Sannins age and eyesight when I noticed one of the kunai that had missed completely had embedded in the far wall. I saw the tags attached to them flare and quickly burn down. Deidara made the hand sign for katsu and everything went boom.

I felt hot air wash over me but when I opened my eyes I was standing in a grassy field and all was quiet. I coughed.

'Are you okay, girl?'

I looked up at the extremely tall man (was there a height limit to be a ninja or something?). Glancing down, I realised that I was covered in soot.

'What the hell happened back there? How did you lose track of him? He could have killed us!'

'Calm down, geez, I told you I knew where he was the whole time. So what were you doing there anyway?'

'What was I doing there? What were you doing there? I was kidnapped, what the hell was your excuse?' I was kidnapped and re-kidnapped (?) in less than 24 hours. My equilibrium was shot.

'I recognised that Akatsuki when he came into the village. It's very unusual to see a member alone. I thought it was a good opportunity to see what information I could find.'

That was one hell of a coincidence. He looked so serious and apart from his initial statement, he hadn't hit on me or anything. I relaxed slightly.

'What were you doing here anyway?'

'I was doing research for one of my books.'

Before I could stop myself I asked, 'There are hot springs here?'

I covered my mouth expecting some question or accusation but all I saw was a flicker of confusion.

'No, why do you ask?'

I began to have a bad feeling but I tried to keep my face neutral.

'So, girl, who are you and what were you doing with that missing nin?'

'Jiraiya, I'm hurt, we've known each other for ages.' I said with a smile hoping I was right and wrong at the same time.

'I don't know you, girl now tell me who you are?' His eyes glinted in the light from the moon. His voice was harsh.

I was wondering if I was actually wrong when I heard a voice speak behind me.

'Dumb fucking idea, if you ask me. It'll never fucking work, you think she'd fall for that? She's fucking him isn't she?' I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. I started to shake.

'Well, if you announce the plan before it can work, then it will fail, yeah.'

I turned back to see Deidara standing where Jiraiya had just been. Too strange to be real was right. I felt myself get angry. Taking deep breaths I focused on not saying anything bad.

'Fuck you, you pansy ass piece of shit. How the fuck can you not know if she was telling the truth?'

'I fucking told you, I just wanted to be sure!'

I clenched my hands.

'Hey slut, how could you fuck an old guy like that anyway? What happen? Daddy didn't love you enough?' His voice was very close behind me and I had had enough.

'Yeah, that's it. He was always too busy fucking your mother.'

There was moment of silence before Deidara exploded in laughter and Hidan exploded in rage.

' What the fuck..'

Turning for the first time I saw an annoyed looking Kakuzu holding Hidan who was fighting to bring his scythe down on my head. I glanced back and saw Deidara literally rotfloling...and he wondered why no one respected him?

'I'm going to kill you slow.' Hidan spat at me, drawing my attention back to him. I was cold with anger, not usually a good place for me to be.

I think you should know something about me before I continue. I would never describe myself as 'having a temper'. I am slow to anger and I don't hold grudges. I am usually willing to forgive and give people second chances, too. Most people thought I was quite a softy...however, a funny thing happened sometimes. When I was pushed and pushed and pushed and I didn't have time to recover properly each time, it sort of built up. There always came a point when I knew that one more little thing would send me over the edge and I would, I am sure Deidara would approve, explode. I was at that point now and I couldn't seem to calm down. One more thing...just one more...

'Let me the fuck go, you faggot! I'm going to kill that fat bitch!'

'What the fuck did you just say to me you masochistic piece of shit?' I stomped forward till I was almost nose to nose with him. Kakuzu gave me a look that said that I was the dumbest thing in creation but kept him still anyway. Hidan's eyes widened before narrowing dangerously. I had just made a mortal enemy. Right then, I didn't care.

My blood was rushing to my head making whoosh noises in my ear.

'What the fuck did you just say to me?' he asked ominously

'I was saying that you should shut the fuck up you masochistic piece of shit. What? hair gel get in your ears? Or has touching yourself finally made you go deaf?'

Deidara was still laughing when Kakuzu either let go or lost control of him. He charged me knocking me to the ground. He was really heavy. In seconds he had pinned my legs with his and delivered a stinging slap to my face. I yelped and he grinned from ear to ear. I could see it in his eyes, he was excellent at torture and interrogation and he wasn't going to take it nice and slow with me. I was lucky that I was still pissed off. I barely felt the hit and my blood was boiling for retribution. In a rush, I sent chakra rushing throughout my body. He held my hands in one of his and pulled a kunai. I saw my chance. I pulled my hands from his and pushed him away. As he fell backward in shock, I jumped up and fired a single devastating kick at a now exposed region. I can only credit shock for his reaction. He didn't block. I must have imagined Kakuzu wincing. The next thing I knew, Deidara was holding on to me laughing with tears running down his face. I pushed him away before wrapping hands around myself and starting to cry. He laughed harder.

'This is fucking priceless. Hidan,' he nudged the groaning man with his sandal. 'kicked him in the...the nuts...and she, SHE starts to cry.' He was suddenly on the ground laughing again.

What the hell was wrong with these people? I thought. I was threatened, attacked and insulted and he was laughing at me? I cried harder before stopping suddenly. Holy shit! I was totally pms-ing. I looked up when Kakuzu spoke,

'I hope it was worth it, girl. Hidan is insane and he has all the time in the world to plan his revenge. You better hope someone kills him before you outlive your usefulness, otherwise I wouldn't give a cent for your ass when he's done with it.' With that, he turned and walked away from the undignified scene.

'Holy shit.' I looked down at the slowly recovering immortal and a recumbent Deidara. I was so totally screwed.

Okay, that the end of this chapter. I have a little addition, not sure if anyone is interested but I thought it would be a cool little thing to do. I have to introduce a character as part of the story and I thought it would be cool to have my readers nominate an OC to fill the role. There are a few limitations but if anyone is interested in nominating an OC, send the following info to me and I will announce the Chosen next Tuesday and the character should be appearing a few chapters (between 2-5) from now.

The character can be male or female. They must possess incredible amounts of chakra and be a missing nin. Their past should be tragic but they should be a good person overall. They should not be invincible or all powerful. Please include a brief description and biography, if possible, and a description of their abilities. I may have to edit it to fit the story but I promise not to edit them beyond recognition. This is a serious offer. If you are interested send the info via the review thing.