*~Idea~*
Tea and Blair had arrived at the police station to discuss their baby-making idea with John. "Tea, Blair," said John. "It's been awhile since I've seen you two out and about. How's marital bliss?"
"It's great," Tea said with a smile. "You should really try it sometime."
John laughed softly and shook his head. "Don't think I'll be getting married... not for a long time. Ever since I broke up with Natalie, I hardly even date," he stated. "As a matter-of-fact, my sex life is almost nil."
"Awww, you poor baby," Blair crooned to him as she caressed his dark hair. "Would you like Tea and I to change that for you?"
"What are you talking about, Blair?" John asked with surprise.
"Blair and I would like to have a baby... and we'd like you to be the donor," Tea explained.
"You want me to be the donor of your baby?"
"Yes, I think you'd be the perfect candidate," Tea said with a smile.
"Does that mean that I'll get to have sex?" John asked hopefully.
"That's exactly what it means," Blair confirmed.
"Alright then. I'll be the father of your baby," John replied.
"Excellent!" Tea said happily.
Tea wrapped her arms around Blair. "We're going to have a baby!" she said with excitement.
"Wait a second," John said. "Would you like to have two babies?"
"Two?" gasped Blair as she and Tea looked at each other in surprise.
"Yeah," John said with a little smirk.
"Are you suggesting that you want to sleep with BOTH of us?" Tea asked John.