Author's Note: I thought I should point out that me and my collab partner here are not together anymore, so just in case one of you reviewers identifies him as my "boyfriend" which is not accurate. Please do not ask. This is as much as I will say on the matter.

At lunch, the entire student body of Shibusen was staring at us; by now, the basic story had gotten to every single gossiper in school and they spread it like a wild fire. Only me, Maka, and our friend knew the entire story.

There's a reason I act all cool and shit: I don't want freaking attention! Of course, that sexy cat had to fuck that up! I hate attention, I hate being talked about, I hate it, hate it, HATE IT!

…

Shit, stupid girl hormones…

Anyways, while I was mentally cringing at the staredown, the gang sat down at our usual table and acted as of me and Maka weren't genderswapped. Liz gossiped about some annoying girly shit. Patty was making giraffes out of her mashed potatoes. Kid tried getting his peas into a symmetrical… Something… Tsubaki was cheering on-and crying inside-Black Star as he boasted about some stupid fight he was in. And of course, the bookworm was reading as she ate. I was the only one not acting like this was completely normal. Which it's not! I had my head on my arm on the table and ate slowly and pathetically.

'How can they act so calm about this?' I thought, 'Tiny Tits and I were zapped into the opposite genders. How can they act like it's an everyday thing?'

Maka finally noticed my pathetic state and set her book down, looking at me.

"What's wrong, Soul?" she asked with some concern.

"YEA, SOULIA!" Black Star just had to fucking yell, "WHAT'S WRONG? SAD YOU FORGOT YOUR PURSE AT HOME?"

"Maka CHOP!" and Black Star was down for the count while Tsubaki freaked out and tried to get him to wake up.

"Thank you…" I mumbled to Maka as I stared at my food.

"Come on, Soul." she urged, "Tell me what's up."

"Nothing…"

"You're not wolfing down your food, so it's not nothing, Soul 'Eater' Evans."

Oh, shit, she used my whole name. Now, I had to tell her or else I'd end up like Black Star.

I sighed and sat up, "I don't get how everyone is acting like the swap is something that happens everyday."

"Maka said you two would get turned back eventually," Liz noted, not looking up from her nails, "So why freak out over something that will be solved in the future?"

I just loved Liz's use of the word "eventually". It was as if she was sure Blair wouldn't turn us back to normal tomorrow.

My forehead met with the table. Purposely, really hard and repeatedly.

"Soul, you're gonna give yourself brain damage if you keep doing that!" Maka said, pulling me up.

"Like your Maka Chops don't do shit!" I started to yell again out of random rage.

Everyone at the table, besides the still K.O.'ed Black Star, stared at me. I looked at each one of them, seeing their shock out my random, unusual outburst. I dropped my head and stood before running out of the cafeteria.

Why did I have to freaking be a girl? It was making me do weird ass shit.