A/N: I'm back with Part Two! Contains spoilers for Aftershock. I do not own H.I.V.E
6: I may be allowed to leak fake coordinates for the Hunt to the Disciples.
Otto withdrew from the mass of data in H.I. 's core. He had the Hunt's location. Or did he? Otto did not know. He checked the data. Surely this wasn't right? What the hell, thought Otto, and pulled it out anyway.
Back in Disciple HQ.
"Miss! Our informant has reported in!" cried a Disciple soldier.
Anastasia smiled.
"Prepare for lift off!"
Let's just say, the Disciples were majorly confused when they landed in Majorca.
7: I am not allowed to prank call Nero.
It was a very calm - by H.I.V.E standards- day at the Higher institute Of Villainous Education. This may have been down to the fact that Otto was busy engineering his Blackbox, with most of the other troublemakers watching him.
Otto put down his Blackbox and moved onto the next. He engineered all the others in the same way, then tapped at his for a moment, and typed in a number on the newly-installed phone-calling software that was spreading across the school. Two metres away, Wing's Blackbox rung shrilly. Otto smiled.
"It works!" he said.
"But who're you going to call?" asked Shelby.
"Ghostbusters!" Otto cried.
Wing broke the confused silence.
"Otto, I have something bad to tell you..."
Otto looked up at Wing.
"Ghostbusters don't exist."
"They do!"
"They don't," Wing clarified.
"OK, I won't call Ghostbusters. How about Nero?"
"Is this a good idea?" asked Wing.
"Yes, he'll never know it's me. I'll change my voice!" Otto replied.
"But what about the picture of you and the name 'OTTO' that will flash on his screen?" enquired Wing.
"Minor, insignificant detail," Otto said.
The phone buzzed on the table in Nero's office. The man himself went over and picked up the phone.
"Hello, Global League Of Villainous Enterprises here-" began Nero.
"Pizza, pizza, buy some pizza! Only 2.99!" replied the person on the other end.
Nero slammed the phone down. It rang again, and Nero picked it up.
"One pound fish, one pound fish, very very good-"
Nero threw the phone this time, but it came back.
"It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!"
Nero smashed the phone to pieces. He sat back in his chair, wondering who had called. He remembered the display. Malpense calling. Nero called for Raven.
8: Or say that Overlord is calling.
Nero's new phone rang. He looked at the display. The red face upon it turned his blood cold. It was Furan in a rage! No, just kidding, it was everybody's favourite evil AI.
Overlord Calling.
Nero answered the phone.
"Hello-"
"Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!" laughed 'Overlord'.
"Overlord?"
"It is me, evil human! I shall use Nyan Cat to kill you!" Overlord proclaimed," Followed by a magical unicorn!"
Nero frowned. This wasn't Overlord unless he was being really sneaky. He put the phone down just in case.
9: Wearing my 'MEMBER OF THE DISCIPLES AND PROUD OF IT' T-Shirt in H.I.V.E is not a good idea.
Otto strutted down the corridor. All eyes were upon him. There were whispers, and people were placing bets on how long he would last. As it happened, Raven was coming round the corner. She stared at him strangely.
"Remove that ... thing," she said.
Otto obliged, revealing an OVERLORD'S NO 1 FAN T-shirt. Raven facepalmed.
10: Saying that Nero's office is Candy Mountain won't get me out of detention for breaking in.
"So... let's get this straight."
"Let's get physical! You wanna get physical, physical!" sang Otto," Sorry."
"OK, so you broke into Nero's office because you thought it was Candy Mountain?" asked Raven.
"Yeah! He's a meanie though! Didn't give me a single Twix!" Otto protested.
Raven sighed.
"Detention and a visit to the psychiatrist."
A/N: Not to be taken seriously.