11: Holding a 'Support the Disciples' fundraiser is not a good idea.
Raven strolled down the corridor, in an unusually good mood. No evil plant monsters, no raging AIs, no crazy white haired kids running around causing trouble, oh, wait.
Raven swore as she saw the huge display ahead.
On it were all sorts of Disciple memorabilia. There was a 'I LOVE OVERLORD' T-shirt, replicas of Otto's infamous T-shirts, a mug with a 'KEEP CALM AND SUPPORT THE DISCIPLES' slogan and much more. Raven, used to this kind of thing, withdrew her katanas.
Otto arrived five minutes later to see his stand in ruins and Raven walking away. After he'd finished mourning, the albino muttered:
"Guess she didn't want a free T-shirt then."
12: I am not allowed to decorate Raven's katanas.
The shadowy figure snuck into Raven's quarters. The katanas lay on the table next to the bed. The room's occupant was currently in Nero's room, receiving a mission briefing. The shadowy figure grinned, and began his work.
Two hours later...
Raven returned and picked up her katanas. She looked at them, not processing what had been done. Then she realised.
The katanas had been vandalised. Somebody(cough, cough, Otto) had used permanent marker to draw smiley faces upon them. But that wasn't the worst. Secured with superglue, flowers decorated their blades. Raven growled. She could guess who'd done this.
13: I am not allowed to sell videos of Henchmen taking Maths assessment.
"Only a pound! DVDs, only a pound!"called Otto.
The albino was selling DVDs for a pound, the equivalent of a pound or some sweets. He'd made £100 already.
Otto spotted Henchmen in the distance, heading for him.
"Uh oh," muttered the albino, and ran with the money.
14: H.I.V.E mind isn't allowed to give you the answers, Otto, so stop pestering.
"Please?"
"I cannot fulfil your request."
"Pretty please?"
"I cannot fulfil your request."
"But H.I.V.E mind..."
Roughly two hours later
"C'mon H.I.V.E mind!"
"I cannot fulfil your request."
"Aww, H.I.V.E mind."
"I cannot fulfil your request."
About ten hours later.
"But H.I.V.E mind - oh, hi Raven!"
15: Raven does not have a theme song.
Another day, another dawn, another evil villain attack. Raven spun round, decapitating two foes with one slash and kicking the other down. Suddenly, a horrible noise broke out. Otto and Shelby were singing.
"Everybody was kung fu fighting! Those cats were as fast as lightning! In fact it was a little bit frightening! Whoahhaaa!"
Raven finished off the enemies and turned on the two. The theme song didn't last, put it that way.