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"Uh, Nadia? Were you going to share those chips?"

This question seemed innocent to Minette but the death glare her feline friend gave her indicted otherwise.

"Minette, I love you but you don't know how addicting these are!"

As if to prove a point Nadia stuffed a good dozen more of the crispy treats. She was inhaling more of them when the dinner door was kicked in and an all

too familiar girl stepped in. She was the cartoony nuisance of Canopy peacock who often bugged Nadia for little to no reason.

"Hey ya big palookas! I'll have the normal order of burgers of fries!"

Yu Wan got her order set up but Peacock seemed disgusted by Nadia's feeding frenzy.

"Hey Putty cat! I know it says bet'cha can't eat just one, but slow down!"

Nadia scoffed at this and resumed inhaling chips. Causing Peacock to have an idea.

"Hey putty cat! What say you we have a deal? If you can stay the rest of the day without eating one more chip I'll help out here!

This interested Nadia so she asked.

"And what if I lose?"

Peacock grinned and cheerfully replied."

"Then you have to clean the doc's place for a whole month! And Andy's started his potty training!"

This didn't stop Nadia at all and she accepted without fail. The two women shook hands and the deal was struck, but Peacock already had her cartoon

crones' on the job.

"Does she really think that'll work on me?"

A few hours later Nadia was walking around town when she saw what Andy anvil with a mustache was posing as a deli owner.

"Ah miss kitty! Will you help a poor old man get a hard day's work in?"

Andy said in a false Italian accent as he saw Nadia walk past.

"Sorry Andy, I'm not falling for that one!"

Instead of pretending to not be Andy Peacocks heavy metal friend just shrugged and said.

"Ok, I tried."

Nadia laughed at his honesty but little did she know above her and falling fast was the 20 ton weight Tommy two-tons. He nearly hit her as he landed

but his back was turned when he spoke yo her.

"Okay cat! OPEN UP AND SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"

The living weight then turned and held up a fistful of beef jerky. His anvil partner sighed and yelled.

"You idiot! The boss said potato chips not jerky! Damn you and your obsession with Macho man Randy Savage!"

Nadia watched as the two living metals began to fight and she took that as her cue to awkwardly walk away.

"You take that back ya piece of scrap- Hey where'd she go?"

Tommy just then noticed that Nadia had left and after a brief smack to Andy they rushed off after her.

"Eat'em, Eat'em, Eat'em!"

Not five seconds after walking away from Tweedle dumb and Tweedle metal Nadia was attacked by Peacock's pet bird Aviary had rained chips down from

above like bullets. She was crushing the chips beneath her feet and it took all her willpower to keep from falling to the ground and snacking. She instead

ripped her head off and tossed it skyward to try to strike the bird. It missed terrible and landed in the middle of some children jumping rope, poor kids.

This little scene continued for quite some time until Nadia saw Peacock dangling from the roof.

"Oh she's gotta be kitten me!"

Nadia figured this was a trick and she was right as when she ran up to help Peacock the toon lover cried.

"Putty cat! Save my chips!"

Needless to say she felt nothing when she "accidently" let the girl fall a few dozen feet. Her walk resume undisturbed for a while until she finally returned

to Yu wan's.

"Het guys I'm back-"

The fighting furball's words were cut short as Peacock, covered in band-aids, jumped her and cried.

"Say hello to my crispy little friends."

She tried to force the chips down Nadia's throat but thanks to the thief's quick thinking she removed her head and tossed it to Minette. The fish girl

barely had time to react but she managed to rush off with her friend's head. Needless to say Peacock was ready to run…until Nadia's body tripped her

up.

"Nadia? Where are we going?"

The disembodied head of Nadia felt a bit odd for some reason, like she was supposed to cut a joke or something.

"Just keep running I guess…"

They just ran about like idiots for awhile until they saw Peacock after them with a bag of oranges screaming.

"DESTROY US ALL!"

It was the strangest thing the two saw that day, and that was coming from a fish girl and headless cat. Just as peacock was nearing them Cerebella

came out from nowhere and grabbed Nadia's head as she declared.

"Nadia! I love you!"

The circus star then attacked Nadia's lips with her own, using a lot of tongue at that, while the rest of the world seemed to go crazy. Parasoul arrived

and claimed to be Nadia's mother forcing her to go back to school. Then Minette transformed into a puddle of melted cheese and asked to be licked up.

Soon Nadia was questioning her sanity and everything started to fade to black.

Nadia awoke in a cold sweat and gazed down as she recalled her fevered dream. She gazed at the bag of chips on her bedside before muttering to

herself.

"Ok, no more chips before bed! Well…maybe a few more won't hurt!"

-Litter box leavings—

Nadia found the perfect dark corner in the freezer storage of Wan's to hide in. True it was a bit cold for what she had to do, but better this then allowing

Minette to use…that monster on her! After a few seconds of making sure she was alone Nadia got down on all fours and without making a noise and

began her sinful deed: licking herself clean. After a few moments she was nearing the end of her job and frostbite nearly claimed her tongue when the

door burst opened. Standing in the light was Minette holding the monster itself: a hose.

"Nadia! How many times do I have to tell you THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TAKE A BATH! "

The fish girl then let the hose rip and the vile water soon splashed on Nadia's body and the female feline started to hiss. After a moment Minette stopped

her assault until she deemed her friend cleaned.

"There now was that so hard Nadia?"

The fish girl got no answer as Nadia was now frozen solid and stood motion less; on the bright side it saved Yu-wan ten bucks on ice for a few days!

All done! Not the ending you were expecting thought huh? Next up is a tale involving everyone's favorite Canopy princess Umbrella! Until then review!