HOOORAY! New chapter! 'm sorry ppl, I'm horrible to you all. anyway, I found my mojo and this chapter is full of crack to get you high (on laughs, please don't search for any real drugs here, there aren't any...)
So, this is a Halloween special, and guess what? Yes, that's right, I'm on time! SO FREAKIN HAPPY:):):):):):) Any way, enjoy, and please review if you like or don't like what you seet!
Chapter 6: Sick and Sweet
(Rin's POV)
Kagamine Rin was an odd child; on the outside she seemed normal, with her close group of friends, her annoying brother, and her ultimate stardom. But on the inside, she was sick, twisted, and deadly, plotting to kill anyone that got in her way of world domination
And today she was worse than most, as she felt completely and utterly sick, her stomach twisted in every which way, and to anyone else, she was deadly. Despite her illness, she could kill anyone that got in her way of the pharmaceutical drugs needed to cure her before her biggest night of the year: Halloween, a night where she would conquer the world by getting more sweets than anyone else.
However, the Mother Goose had been unleashed from inside Luka, Prima and Ann, and there was hardly any opportunity to get better during periods of doting, affection, and 'awww'ing.
On the outside, Rin smiled at Ann as she gave her another throat lozenge, but secretly thought, 'Leave me alone, you old bag…'
She thanked Prima and Luka for taking time out of the busy Halloween recording schedule (the rush-hour period in the Vocaloid fandom year, where all the grotesque and scary songs are recorded), but in actual fact was thinking of ways to bash them up.
Yes, Kagamine Rin was a sick child, but she didn't care. She only cared for getting sick when she'd eaten all the sweets possible! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA….Oh, sorry, the author really needs to get a life…
(Rion's POV)
"Can I go as…a butterfly?"
"No."
"A fairy? I have all the clothes ready!"
"No."
"Well…what can I go as then?"
"A vampire…"
"SHUT UP YOU HORRIBLE EXCUSE FOR A ROOM MATE!"
That, boys and girls was the sound of an angry, wild Tone Rion. With her purple hair and moe-like features, it's not hard to see why she's so short-tempered. Currently, she is in the middle of an argument with her room-mate Yuzuki Yukari, a weird emo-like girl who dresses as a rabbit most days and has an obsession with everything night-related.
"I'm going as a fairy and that's that," Rion stated and walked off. Sure, she was in her teens, but that didn't stop her from being girly, did it? No, she would be a fangirl for the rest of her days, even if it one day killed her. Just thinking about the implied yaoi that could have happened the other month at the gym made her salivate…
'Oh Len, why don't you confess your love to me. Or better yet, why don't you hook up with Piko already and make my fantasies come true!'
And with that, she ran off to her room to try and find her outfit.
(Yuuma POV)
'Twas the night before Halloween, and all through the recording house,
Every creature (mostly evil) was stirring, but not that dead mouse…
Master Yuuma was just finishing up his session, and was ready for bed,
Halloween did not fit right in his teenage head.
He walked through the doors, and into the night,
When all of a sudden, there appeared a bright light.
His expression did not stray, nor was it marred,
As it was, as he expected, just a shitty old car.
The car pulled up in front of him, and out walked his manager,
Who, with a grave expression, briefly checked his calendar.
"You know what time it is," he said with a frown
Poor Yuuma, with no response, solemnly looked down.
"I don't believe in such nonsense, it just isn't right,
To go around to people, and give them a fright."
"In fact, I've come to be quite resentful," he said,
"If I had a choice, I'd rather be dead."
Yuuma hopped in the car, and they drove all the way home,
But before he exited the vehicle, he heard a slight groan.
It was his manager, all green, as if he'd fallen ill,
But Yuuma did not care, he could find someone else to give him his bill.
He walked to the door, but stopped half-way through his knock,
He felt something watching him, behind that oddly placed rock.
"You know I don't care if I lock you out here,
So show yourself or I will make you, I'm not afraid, you hear?"
Suddenly, a sharp object was thrust,
Screaming was heard, and blood was lost.
Yes, a knife was brought down on something dear,
And those who saw, heard the tears.
Inside the house, Tonio had cut open a tuna,
And Luka, sensing this, made him feel like a loser.
But Yuuma was oblivious to all this commotion,
His face did not move as he saw who was approaching.
A very short figure walked up to his feet,
And it was then, only then that Yuuma did freak.
"GAAAAAHHH" was the noise that came out of a mouth,
Yet it was not Yuuma's as he was emotionally incapable of fully expressing emotions and the best he could do was widen his eyes at the horror in front of him.
For at his feet, a creature stood askew,
Yes, it was the dreaded Hachune Miku.
Tako Lukas ran (or rather, waddled rather cutely) as far away as they could,
And this, my friends (or trolls just reading this to pay me out on my hopeless writing skills), was the beginning of the 'Takeover of the Endemic Sparkly Hachunes and the Subsequent United Nixie Exterminators ' (TotES HatSUNE)
Yuuma smiled on the inside, it was the best he could do at the time,
Not just at the thought of ridding the foul creatures, but because some lines from this poem didn't even rhyme.
(Sonika POV)
Sonika had some good reasons to freak out. For one, she was paranoid that new girl Luo would ruin her career, as there was finally a proper Chinese singer under the label. But another good reason was that she was paranoid that those icky little green haired monsters would break in any minute and kill them.
Yuuma had already let one in when he entered the house, and Miku had come to the rescue again by stomping on it so hard that anyone on the top floor could have easily heard her.
Most people, however, were gathered around the back doors, where a mob of Hachunes had clustered and were knocking with incredible force for a deformed version of an already weak person (according to Gumi).
Sonika raced upstairs to gather everyone else. In her rush, she opened the door she thought was the boys' dorm on the middle floor. However, it was actually the cupboard that housed ironing equipment and other currently unnecessary items. Sonika realised that a shovel may be present, and proceeded to scavenge around in the cramped area. A shovel meant a weapon of mass extermination.
Upon hearing noises upstairs, Clara decided to go and see what the problem was. All she found was an extremely paranoid Sonika and a giant mess on the floor and another door inside the cupboard that wasn't there before. Everything seemed normal.
No, I'm kidding, Clara wasn't as smart as Miki so of course she noticed the door.
"Sonia, why is there a secret door?" she asked in a condescending tone, for no apparent reason other than to make Sonika feel more flustered.
"Oh, I-oh I don't know…it-but…what door-oh…" was the reply. Her mind felt ready to explode.
At that moment screams could be heard as well as a mass of feet shuffling. The next minute said feet were at the feet of Clara and Sonika
"THEY'VE BROKEN IN!" yelled Haku, who somehow had managed to sneak in through the kitchen window while the Hachunes were at the door.
It seemed H (Hachune)-Hour had arrived.
(Clara POV)
Hachunes aren't known for their climbing skills, so this bought time for the captives (yes, they're captives of their own home now) to think of a plan.
"OKAY, CLAM DOWN EVERYONE!" yelled Clara over everyone to get their attention.
"Right, there is a secret door here that we just discovered, it may help us, or it may just be a door."
"Clara, I don't think doors are alive, I'd say it's just a door," said Miki.
Take a moment now to ignore that comment…..Ready? Okay….
"Right, there is a secret door here that we just discovered, it may help us, or it may just be a door, leading to the boys' room."
"Well, hurry up and OPEN IT!" screamed Al, obviously not in a patient mood. Then again, Al was never in a patient mood.
Clara walked up to the door and hoped beyond possibility that the door could at least off the slightest bit of assistance. She took hold of the handle and yanked the door open.
"Haa!" everyone gasped.
Inside was a dark shaft that went in both directions. It seemed to Clara that it went past the top floor.
"Hey, I think this leads to the rooftop!" she exclaimed. "We can climb up this rope here and get out of harm's way." Clara was glad she had a good head on her shoulders; otherwise, seeing that it was Halloween, it would have fallen off.
"Well, come on then, let's go! Last one up is a Miku fangirl!" cheered IA. No-one wanted to be a Miku fangirl.
Exactly 0.55 seconds later, Miku was at the top of the shaft. "Don't you dare let the last one up here!" she screamed from above. "Oh yeah, it's cool up here. Woah, I never knew we had a pool!"
One by one the rest of the house-mates climbed up to the roof, and by the time Kaito, the last person, had gotten to the top, the first Hachune had made it up the stairs.
"Okay, NOW WHAT DO WE DO!" yelled Miku, standing as far away from Kaito as she could.
'Okay, so this is what I had forgotten…" thought Clara. She had successfully saved everyone, but now they were trapped on top of a three-storey house, not to mention all very cramped, as the previously mentioned pool took up most of the space. 'If I didn't feel like we were about to be mobbed and potentially killed by mini, annoying trolls, I'd feel quite happy here' she thought. She desperately searched for anything that could be of use.
'Lanterns? Maybe…What about…deck chairs? Probably not…That shovel in Sonia's hands?'
And for the second time that night, Clara wasn't as smart as Miki.
"Sonia, Move over to the shaft and whack any oncoming creatures with the shovel."
"Got it."
"Everyone else, grab a hanging lantern and look out for any other strange beings…" Clara ordered. All of a sudden the defenceless group had turned into a deadly foe.
"Gakupo and I can use our katana," Yuuma piped up.
"Good idea," Clara replied.
"AHHH! They're climbing up the walls!" screamed Haku.
"Here they come up the shaft," yelled Sonika.
"Okay everyone, positions!" Clara ordered.
And then the onslaught began.
(CUL POV)
The first blow came from CUL, she had remembered her weird staff that she always carried round to make her look goth-like. She apologised to the audience as she didn't know how else to describe it, and then whacked the shit out of a leaping Hachune.
Seconds later many more Hachunes emerged from the depths of the dark shaft, and although Sonika whacked and whacked as best she could, it seemed the world never ran out of annoying little Hatsune Miku followers and pretty soon she was covered head to toe in teal.
"Ah, there's too many now, we're doomed!" yelled Haku, and CUL, who was the tiniest bit fed up with Haku and her gloom-bearing panic attacks, 'accidentaly' tripped her with her staff. Haku fell face first into the pool, along with a single Hachune that has been persistently clinging to her tie.
"Gah! Get off me you savage creature! Your voice is more annoying than mine," she yelled at it, whilst paying herself out for the god-knows-how-many-bazillionth time. Surprisingly, the creature let go of Haku, swelled up like a balloon, and melted away in front of her, CUL, and anyone else who was watching. All that was left was a girl of about 12, dressed in a Hatsune Miku cosplay outfit.
"They're…"Haku began
"Miku fangirls…" CUL finished. 'PLAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!' she thought.
CUL raced over to where Miku was repeatedly being tortured with a leek, grabbed her by the collar and pulled her up to her face.
"Hey, get in the pool and attract attention."
"Bu-"
"NOW."
And so Miku ended on top of Haku in the pool, waving her arms about whilst trying not to fall off Haku's shoulders.
"It's not working!" she cried.
"Sing, and hurry it up, everyone is getting hammered now by leeks and sparkliness…" CUL snapped back. Miku closed her eyes and thought of her best distraction song.
"Damare, damare
Damatte hadaka de yoko ni narinasai…
Nanimo iwanakya mechakucha ii otoko nanda kara…"
Of course, it had to be a perverted Miku song if it was to attract any attention from crazed Miku-wannabees…sure enough all Hachunes stopped fighting and turned to look at their deity, singing one of the most sexual songs ever created. Even some of the house members stopped to look, notably Piko who got a slight nosebleed, and Kaito, who was immediately slapped into the pool by his girlfriend.
"Dakara doushite okorareteru ka hontou ni wakatteru?
Koko de doushite hontou ni damaru kana sore ja, oyasumi…"
One by one, the Hachunes ran as fast as their little legs could go towards their supreme ruler, and subsequently all fell into the pool trying. Moments later, a whole lot of fangirls appeared in the water, looking dazed and confused.
CUL was pleased with herself. Now all they had to do was kick these girls out somehow…
'Oh look, here comes Gumi…' she thought. The situation just got easier.
After girls had fled after catching a glimpse of some, "green haired freak with an obsession with carrots," everyone decided that they would not go trick-or-treating that year, and instead would have a quiet night watching a family movie.
Once again, all were happy and safe.
Or were they?
'You'll all pay for keeping me here and not allowing me my sweets…mark my words, you'll all pay! Mwahaha-"
"Rin! Come here right now, you're too sick to be by yourself in that room…"
"$#! !"
Okay, so probably the next event will be...christmas again? No, that means its already been a year! They'll all have to move out soon!
Don't worry, hopefully I'll do one more chapter just as a plain everyday life thing before the finale.
Then...maybe even a litle Hetalia Life if I feel up to it and I'm not too busy!
Ciao,
Prince Ed.