EXT. New York Street - Day
The camera then switches to a shot of Deadpool walking down a crowded New York street. As he is walking down the street a lot of people stop and stare at him. While is is walking a little kid about six years old runs up to him
Little Kid
Mommy! Mommy! It's Spider-Man!
Kid's Mother
Spider-Man can we take a picture?
DeadPool
I'm not Spid...
A crowd then forms around Deadpool thinking that it is indeed Spider-Man
Man In The Crowd
Wow Spider-man!
Child In The Crowd
I want a picture with the super hero!
Woman in the crowd
I love you Spider-Man!
DEADPOOL
Kids? I love kids! Hi kids! Stay in school! Don't do drugs!
Deadpool begins taking pictures with the people surrounding him
Ext. Rooftop - Day
We then see Spider-Man swing to the roof of a medium sized building. As Spidey sits at the top of the building he notices the swarm of people but is unsure of what it is
SPIDER MAN
Street performers?
Spidey then swings down and stands behind all the people and is barely able to see the masked man standing in the middle of the crowd
EXT. NEW YORK STREET - DAY
DEADPOOL
Do you kids want to see a trick? It's a really cool one! Check this out!
Deadpool pulls out one of his small knives and proceeds to shove the knife into the side of his head. The crowd screams as they see his blood squirt out of his head. Some of the blood lands on two young boys standing in the front of the crowd
Kid's in the crowd
(together)
Cool!
DEADPOOL
Huh? Huh? Cool isn't it!?
A lot of the women, and mothers in the crowd get grossed out and scared of what is happening and grab their kids and walk away from Deadpool
DEADPOOL
Did somebody say chimicanga? Never mind that was just the sound of my skull and brains healing. Hey! Where are you guys going?
As the people walk away Deadpool yanks the knife out of the side of his head, wipes the blood off on his costume and puts it back in its holster. The camera then shows Spider-Man standing in front of Deadpool.
SPIDER MAN
So I take it you're an absolute nut job street performer?
Deadpool turns around to face Spider-Man
DEADPOOL
Why yes hello there kind sir! In very dashing spandex I must say, but not as dashing as mine of course. I am Deadpool! New York's greatest super hero!
Spider-Man takes a second to pause and take in what is actually going on
SPIDER MAN
You know, I could possibly be wrong, but my spidey sense is telling me that what you just said, was about 100% sarcasm?
DEADPOOL
Oh boy look out! We have a smart one over here!
Spider-Man looks around and notices that no one is around them
SPIDER MAN
Who are you talking to? You scared everyone away
DEADPOOL
It was a little thing called a rhetorical question. Anyway
Deadpool walks over and shakes Spider-Man's hand. Spidey reluctantly shakes his hand back
DEADPOOL
The name's Deadpool. I am a mercenary, and a very sexy one at that
Deadpool makes a showgirl impersionation with his leg
SPIDER MAN
Who are you looking to kill?
DEADPOOL
Some little bitch...
As Deadpool cusses a mother walks by with her son and stops to stare at Deadpool
Childs Mother
Hey! Can you watch your mouth! Children walk around here
DEADPOOL
Kids? I love kids!
Deadpool crouches down and pinches the kids cheek
CHILDS MOTHER
Don't you dare touch my child!
The mother then slaps Deadpool as hard as she can right across his right cheek
DEADPOOL
Ouch! Well that hurt. Anyway, I'm after some little (pause and look around) "girl" who can shoot electricity out of his whole body
Spider-Man looks around to see who could be around and notices that some people have started bunching around him and are taking pictures
SPIDER MAN
What? Has no one in New York ever seen two guys in tight spandex standing on the side of the street having a discussion before?
Spider-Man turns back to Deadpool
SPIDER MAN
Hold on.
Spidey goes over to Deadpool, grabs him and begins to swing across the city. The camera follows the two
DEADPOOL
(sarcastically)
Oh my god! I'm swinging with Spider-Man!
SPIDER MAN
More sarcasm really?
DEADPOOL
What? That wasn't sarcasm?
INT. Fancy House - Night
The camera then switches to the interior of a very fancy looking house. The camera then pans over to show a very sick and pale looking old man who is Norman Osborne. As we see Norman laying on his bed, Harry walks into the shot
HARRY OSBORNE
Dad
Norman has trouble coming to his senses
HARRY OSBORNE
Dad!
Norman Osborne
Harry? I think I'm about to come to an end son
HARRY OSBORNE
No. I have something that will help you get better…
What is it that Harry has that he believes can save his father? What is Deadpool doing with Spider-Man? What is going on with Electro!? Find out soon!
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