It was a beautiful night in Renias castle. Only fitting: it was the 1000th anniversary of the founding of Renias. For the occasion, there was a massive ball going on. Couple's dancing (Or in Ephraim and L'archel's case, a man stumbling with a woman), friends enjoying drinks, and just an all around good time. Eirika sat alone, content with watching people enjoy themselves. At least, until HE showed up,

"Hey, Rose."

Her heart skipped a beat when she saw him. Gaius's hair was combed back, and he was wearing a pure white suit, unbuttoned so she could see his chest. She felt woozy, unable to think clearly.

"You know, Sugar, for a thief, you sure are standing out."

He laughed, "And for a beautiful flower, you sure are lonely." He held out his hand, "Care to dance?"

She smirked, "I'd love to." However, she still sat down. It took Gaius a while to realize what she was trying to pull. He sighed,

"Care to dance with me?"

Eirika smiled, "I'd love that even more."

They held their hands tightly together and walked out to the dance floor. The musicians were playing a very frantic song, which meant the couples better know how to dance, or else they'll be left behind by the beat. However, Gaius and Eirika didn't have an issue,

"I guess those thieving skills translate well into dancing, huh Sugar?"

He laughed, "And I see high heels don't slow you down one bit, huh Rose?"

The two laughed, and all eyes were on how the two looked. They were beautiful, a combination of elegance and passion. At least, until Eirika's heels caused her to fall. And, yet again, Gaius's face landed directly between her breasts. However, this time, Gaius got up quickly, and placed a kiss on her lips.

"You know, I've eaten a lot of candy, but your lips are sweeter than anything else I've eaten."

Eirika shot up, breathing heavily. She was in her room at the palace in Ylisse, NOT in Renias.

"Sigh… just a dream."

She lied down again, hoping to have another dream as sweet as that one.

Author's note: You know those pictures with a man and a woman next to each other, a heart on the woman's head and heart over the man's penis? Well, that's what this chapter was inspired by. What's that? We haven't seen anything about a heart penis (Did I really just say that?)? We're not done this chapter yet, folks!

It was a sunny day in Ylisse. Gaius was relaxing on the beach, eating a bar of chocolate. All was swell, he had hardly a care in the world, at least until SHE showed up. Eirika stood before him, looking better than any woman he'd ever seen. She was wearing a delightfully skimpy white bikini, and Gaius couldn't help but stare. She sat down next to him,

"How's it going, Sugar?"

He laughed nervously, unable to take his eyes off her chest, "I'm fine, Rose. Just hot."

She eyed him up, "I'll say. You're looking really tasty right now…"He cocked an eyebrow, "Excuse me?"

She crawled on top of him, "You know it's really hot out…" She started to untie her bikini, "Let's make it even hotter…"

Gaius shot up, breathing heavily. He was NOT in a beach with a half-naked woman on top of him. He licked his lips,

"I'm gonna need to write that one down…"

He noticed the bump in his sheets, "I'm also gonna need some ice…"

Author's note: The end of the first dream was for Runty Grunty, who said there needed to be more boob faceplants. Consider it done. Hmm… maybe I should make boob faceplants the running gag (Did I really just say that?).