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When Carlisle woke up he darted to the other side of the room growling ferosiucly. "Emmett Jacob what happened to me my throat hasn't burned like this since I was a...newborn." Carlisle trailed off walking across the room to the mirror.
He looked at the reflection of himself. "What in God's name happened to my eyes?" Carlisle asked. "Emmett." Jacob said stepping back to let Emmett explain. "Dad it's um actually a funny story." Emmett said laughing.
Carlisle looked at him with a stern look. "Okay well um before I tell you I want you to know I love you Dad and if you kill me there is a witness." Emmett said turning around to find Jacob smirking.
"Emmett." Carlisle said waiting for an answer. "So almost 2 years ago I gave you and mom a drink and it was a mixture of animal blood and...human blood." Emmett squeked the last part flinching away from Carlisle.
"Go on." Carlisle said ready to kill Emmett for making him drink human blood. "Well here's the funny part you and Esme actually got transformed into human babies somehow and then when you guys grew up to about 16 months which is when you guys looked 16 years old you went on a date well 2 dates with Teri Melgar and you kissed her." Emmett stated scared for his life.
"I KISSED HER!" Carlisle yelled clearly upset. "Yep." Jacob said. "Thanks Jake." Emmett said sarcastically. "Anytime why dont you tell him about Esme." Jacob said smiling slyly. "Well Esme and you kissed once." Emmett said. Carlisle breathed a breath of relief. "But then she kissed this kid named Giovanni." Emmett said scooting away from Carlisle as much as possible.
"But you see Edward and Jasper are gone becuase if you guys dont fall in love soon we're all gonna disappear. And Esme gonna bacome a vampire when she turns 26 so 3 more years with your singer." Emmett said half-heartly.
Carlisle got up and started to pack his things. " what are you doing?" Jacob asked trying to stop him. "I'm leaving." Carlisle said. "Why?" Emmett asked confused. Carlisle sighed.
"Because Emmett Esme is my singer and I'm a newborn. You do the math." Carlisle said continuing to pack. "Dad please d-" Emmett was cut off when Alice burst through the door. "Hey guys we're back." she said happily.
Emmett and Jasper pushed Carlisle into the closet and told him not to breathe. "Why so soon?" Jacob asked locking the door behind him. "Because little miss I'm bored decided to come home." Rosalie said walking in pointing to Esme.
"Hey where's Carlisle?" Bella asked. "Hey Bella Alice Rose can Emmett and I talk to you?" Jacob asked opening the kitchen door. "Sure." the girls replied almost simoultaeously.
"Well I'm gonna come out and say it." Jacob said. "Emmett." he said. Jake smirked. "Carlisle is a vampire again and he's pissed at me." Emmett said.
Rosalie looked at all of them with wide eyes. "Crap." Bella said and opened the kitchen door. They saw Esme backing away from a blood thirsty Carlisle.