Chapter Two:
Karkat's Point of View
I wince at the light that is fucking blinding me. The gog damn sun.
"Dammit, the sun is too bright." I grumble as I hide my face with my sleeve. "And it is too fucking hot." I complain.
Human Earth is so strange compared to Alterina. John walks next to me as he puts his damn annoying metal keys in his pocket. He laughs.
"Ah come on, Karkar. The sun isn't that bad." He starts walking away from me. "Don't be such a chicken." I feel my eye twitch.
Chicken? What the fuck is that? Is that some sort of featherbeast? I shake my head and growl, following him.
"My planet wasn't THIS bright, nooksnuffer!" I yell at him as I grit my teeth. I start going down the sidewalk with him beside me.
"...If we're going to be in a quadrant together, you can at least act like we are, dammit!" I grab his hand and look away.
Fuck. I've been reduced down to this.
John's Point of View
I let him and I feel my cheeks heat up. "Now...Where the hell are we going? Food sounds pretty damn go-" He cuts off and halts, pulling me to a stop too. "What is-"
"Shut up Egbert! Just. What the fuck is that?" He says, pointing to a store window. I blink and softly laugh.
Karkat's Point of View
I grip his hand tightly and point into the blue human store. I hear him laugh.
~What is so funny, you asshat?!~ I thought bitterly as I bite on my tongue to refrain from snapping.
He taps my shoulder repeatedly as he continues to laughs in his derpy way.
"That is a Sears, Karkar. I think it is an appliance and kitchen supply type of store. You wanna go in?" He asks me in a "smart" tone.
I snort. "Whatever. I don't fucking care." I shrug and begin to walk in the human store, pulling Egbert with me.
I let go of his hand once we get inside and I leave his ass behind. The store is fucking HUGE!
"Sir, do you need help with anything?" I jump at the sound of the human voice.
"Gog fucking dammit!" I turn around and growl. "No! I do not need- WHAT. THE. FUCK?! WHY WOULD YOU HUMAN SHIT-HEADS SELL THIS FUCKING GARBAGE?!" I yell as I point to the buckets, stepping back.
"Sir, those are-"
"I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE, DAMMIT! YOU SICK NASTY FUCKS!" I stumble backwards and knock something big over.
The human employee's face changes from his piss face smile to a frown. I did it now. I pissed off the annoying human.
"Sir, I am going to have to ask you to leave if you continue with this type of attitude." His voice hisses the words at me.
Attitude? Is HE trying to get me mad or something?! I ball my hands up into fists and look at the asstard.
"REALLY?! 'Cause I can go all day with you FUCKTARD!"
- Five minutes later -
I stand outside of the fucking nasty "Sears". "FINE! I didn't want to be in that DISGUSTING place anyways!" I shout at the closed doors.
They kick me out and leave fucking Egbert in there... Typical. I cross my arms and grit my teeth.