Chapter 3 "Natural and Prince"

Author: This chapter will be a little different from the first chapter three of the non re-write. Expect humor like always from me

Tamaki and Haruhi meet each other in the back room. As usual things weren't going to be easy for these two. Tamaki acted and walked a certain way, giving him his charm that "most" girls for fall. Haruhi acts like her self. No particular movement or anything, but rather speaks from the mind. Since these two are clearly not them selves, acting as each will be a whole new experience.

"Now Haruhi," Tamaki said as he handed her a book. "In order to understand me, you must read me. This book contains all the lovely features of how to be "Tamaki Suoh" and it offers advice on how to go about the "princely" manner such as myself. If you are going to act my character, then be my character with this book,"

"Senpai, where in the heck did you have the time…to make this?"

"I certainly didn't make it. Kyouya plans on having a set of "how to be" for the fans. Each book also says something about us that we personally like. This is only the first book Kyouya wants to produce. He plans on interviewing the rest of you some time later. Back to the main manner, read this book and when you are done, let me know,"

So Tamaki went into his own corner and allowed Haruhi to read the processes on how to be Tamaki Suoh.

Part 2: How to Tamaki step by step

Welcome to how to be Tamaki Suoh. In this book series, we will cover my actions and speech down to an art form. In order to understand me, once must understand how princes functioned in the past.

History:

A prince in the 13th century acted as the next leader to rule the thrown. He would study and go about his day training to be king. I however don't function in such a way since I am king.

My past delt with being separated from Mommy at the age of fourteen and moving here to Japan. I always thought I was beautiful and to allow that beauty to be shared with others. I wanted to bring a club together and so, over time I did. When I met Kyouya, we weren't the greatest of friends and over time I had to get him to like me. When I told him about my idea, he said it was silly, but decided to go along with it. After some time I convinced Hunny first who later brought Mori into our lights. Then came the twins and they weren't easy. Once I acquired the twins, the club was set until the day Haruhi came that's how this club formed. In the end, we began good friends and thus end the history chapter.

Looks:

To be a prince, your appearance must resemble one. Always where the best clothes you have and a little make up never hurts. Don't go crazy, but rather do a little blush to cover up those nasty parts on your face. Wear the best smell you have. Something to attract the ladies with and once you're done, fix your hair and everything else and you're ready to go.

Walking:

When you walk, stand tall and proud. No slumping over, but don't stand like a tree either. Let your body balance and feel the wind. Picture your self as a wind moving from one side and the other or an ice skater, pushing one foot with the other. A prince must look tall and yet relaxed, so keep this in mind. Practice a few times if you need to and once again, you're ready to go!

Acting: This is the most important part of the book and the last. When you act, don't act like an idiot, but don't be overly smart. Consider your self…giving complaints. Even if the person isn't that pretty, still offer something nice about them, such as this for example:

"Your eyes shine like the stars, so bright and warm that I could loose my self in them,"

or as another option:

"Your skin is soft like lavender and I'm jealous of it. Your appearance can't compare to my own, for skin that like, I am nothing,"

It's over the top, but it can work if you use it right. Now, you don't always need to give a compliant either. You can ask in a romantic way how there day went or even go on from there. I often touch the people I'm working with and bring their face closer to mine. It allows me to have a more one on one conversation and it allows the "princess" to blush more at your appearance. Thus this makes for a good closing and opening when doing the prince routine.

Well then, that's all I have to say. Thank you for reading my book and I hope this book helps you with:

How to be Tamaki Suoh

Part 3: Acting As a Natural

Point of view~ Haruhi Fujioka

I finally got done with reading senpai's lame book. If you ask me, I wouldn't buy it and there wasn't enough for me to get how "Tamaki" really acts. Either way, I have to do what he says, even it kills me. No I have to act like him. I have been observing the club lately, so maybe this is just what I need.

"Alright senpai, I'm done with the book now. I think I can be you, but the question is, can you be me?"

"Why Haruhi!" He said with a shocking tone. "Daddy knows how to be his daughter. You don't think I haven't learned how to be you. After all, I'm upset that you don't trust me,"

"It's not that, it's just, your point of view on things is different from mine. You think you know me, but how can we be sure. I'm only asking so Kyouya senpai won't yell at us,"

"Hmm, good point then. Well, I'll show you how good I am"

Suddenly Tamaki cleared his voice and turned around. He was going to be over the top, I just know it. He always goes over the top.

"I'm waiting you know,"

"Fine, I'll hurry up so Kyouya doesn't yell at me. That idiot is always giving me a large debt that I can't pay. Then there are the other idiots in the club. The twins, they have there own little world that I can't understand. Once the club is over, I'm the one who is being teased on while "daddy" leeches onto me and never let's me go. The only ones I like in this club are Hunny and Mori because they barely cause problems for me. The one I can't stand the most is Tamaki senpai because he is annoying! Sometimes I wish I could leave this club, but I'm being forced to stay by the shadow king. Well, in the end all I need to do is finish paying off my debt and then I'm free as a bird and I can go back to study at law like I planned…. There, is that good for you Haruhi. I think that played on your character very well,"

I was speechless. That idiot…he…he nailed me to everything. It's like he has been in my mind this whole time and writing everything down. He even made fun of his self, him self! I swear he was going to make himself look good, but no, he didn't. Maybe I was wrong about him after all.

"Senpai…that was excellent. I'm sorry I doubted you,"

"It's alright Haruhi. I forgive you. I practice as every one around the club. Why, you never know what will happen at school, so I use my free time to get to know your characters. I often do you a lot,"

"You know, that sounds wrong, but whatever. Shall we give it a try and go out there then?"

Tamaki nodded and both he and I walked out together were the guest awaited us…

Acting as the Natural ~ Tamaki

Finally, it was my moment to shine. I, Tamaki Suoh would prove to Haruhi that I can be her in every possible way. Oh if I pull her off, I wonder what my little daughter would say.

Tamaki's Fantasy~

"Oh senpai, I never you could do it. You're such a good actor,"

"I know I am. I practice every day, just for you,"

"You do? Oh senpai,"

"Oh Haruhi!"

"Senpai!"

"Haruhi!"

"SenPAI!"

From right behind me was her maidenly appearance. She gave me a stern, but cute look. I had a feeling I was dead now. When her voice rises in such a way, it usually means I'm dead.

"Uh Haruhi! What…what are you doing!"

"Waiting for you to go greet my costumers, but it looks as if you're busy in your fantasy world again,"

"Ahhh…I'm sorry! I won't do it again!"

"You better not,"

Haruhi then walked away and went on the couch to see her or rather my daily costumers. Once more, she was busy living the life of yet a wonder and glorious prince. Now it was my time to greet my costumers. I walked over like a commoner would walk, not swaying my body in any shape or form. I pulled out my chair and sat, folding my legs and pouring the lovely afternoon tea for these lovely ladies. They smiled and took their cups, sipping it one by one before beginning and asking the questions.

"Well hello ladies," I said in a happy tone of voice. "How has your day been so far?"

"It's been good" They replied in harmony. "We've been waiting for you,"

"I know you have. I had to deal with an issue in the back, but I'm ready to greet and talk to you know,"

"So Haruhi," one girl asked, sitting her tea cup on the table. "What's it like at home for you?"

"Well you know. I go home, do my homework, make dinner and balance other chores on top of that. After dinner is done, I clean the dishes and then I study for a while and go to bed, ready for the next day,"

"Honestly, I don't know what Haruhi does when she gets home, but hopefully this works. It sounds like my daughter,"

"Hmm I see," The other girl replied.

"So Haruhi," Another girl answered. "What do you like to do during your free time?"

"Well ladies, seeing how I'm busy most of the time, I really don't have a free time, but I guess I like to read when I'm not busy. It gets me away from everything, my own little world you know. You read and read and find yourself in a whole new world. It's…interesting to see what others thought of,"

"So what series do you read then!" They all asked, with big eyes.

"Uhh…what would Haruhi read? Is she into romance or more into adventure or mystery? I don't want to not sound like her. Hmm, note to self, read the book called "How to be Haruhi" when trying to be your daughter,"

"Actually, I prefer to read the Twilight series. It's…interesting lets say. I mean, any girl would fall in love with a vampire or a werewolf, but what would you like me to be? A Vampire or a Werewolf?"

"We want you to be a Vampire!" They all said.

"Hmm. Maybe for you guys, I will be,"

Suddenly, the Shadow King waltzed over to my table and gave the fan girls the single to leave. They nodded, sighed and left, only with the found memories of seeing their Haruhi in action, giving them warm and welcoming smiles. I finally sighed, relived it was done and over with. Kyouya pulled up a chair and sat next to me, giving me a grinning smile. He was amused easily with something.

"Well, how did I do?" I asked him.

"You did well, until that last stunt. Not very Haruhi of you. Then again, Haruhi did about the same as you. She needs work, but over time you'll get the hang of it,"

"Uhh…I can see how bad she did in my mind. My acting is different from her normal routine. She would need to step it up a notch. Go beyond her zone to even reach mine. Did she even kiss some one?"

"Actually…she did. She couldn't stop kissing. She enjoyed it too much Tamaki,"

"What! She kissed my entire guests! My rule is one kiss per guest depending on the amount! Why that! She shouldn't be even kissing other girls! Daddy does not like yuri!"

"We know Tamaki. The twins forced their in and stopped her, so no harm done, but it did increase our sales today though. We sold out of "Tamaki in the Flesh" than our usual "Hitachiin Twins in Action". You should be proud,"

"Proud my ass…."

"Oh look, its Haruhi now,"

Suddenly Haruhi walked over, pulled a chair and looked at me. She had little hearts in her eyes. She seemed filled with joy. This is by far worse than the Kanako incident at the Host Club Ball. I mean worse. Then her hearts stopped at looked at me with an incident look, probably knowing that she was in trouble. That cute puppy dog look, my look and she was using it against me.

"Senpai, I'm sorry," Haruhi replied sounding sweetly. "I didn't mean to go all crazy back there,"

"It's fine Haruhi. Just control your new hormones better. After all, your me and a prince needs to learn to control their actions instead of having fun with a pillow every five seconds. As your father, I want you to take care of my body and listen to my rules as I will listen to yours,"

"Alright then. I'll be better,"

"So milord,"

Suddenly, the two double trouble twins came walking over, leaning on my body and I mean my actual body, touching my face, acting all "lovey" with it, like I didn't care. Hikaru, Kaoru, my enemies only when Haruhi is near. How I hate them.

"What you going to do when you get to Haruhi's house?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well seeing how only one of us is leaving with you, I assume your going to do "naughty" things with Haruhi's body,"

"I will not!"

"Senpai better not!" Haruhi said in rage.

"Relax Tono," Hikaru said, glaring at me. "Tonight you and Kaoru can have fun with her body. It's "your" body now, so dress her up as you please. Look at her nude if you want and Kaoru will take picture and edit them on photoshop for Kyouya to use in the next magazine. We are actually getting paid to get nude shots of you both,"

"You're not serious!" Both Haruhi and I exclaimed.

"Actually you to," Kyouya said and adjusted his glasses, grinning evilly and enjoying every second of our "ill" pain. "I am serious. We need cash and why not have fun with it,"

"I hate you!"

"I know you both hate me. Now then, Hikaru, grab Haruhi and take her to Master Tamaki's place. Make sure you teach her the ropes and all. Make sure nothing goes wrong or anything. Kaoru, you take Tamaki to Haruhi's place and make sure he doesn't destroy the house or anything. After all, Tamaki will be living the life of a commoner now, so he should be able to enjoy every second of it. I'm sure he'll have fun,"

"Roger that!" the two twins exclaimed.

"Now then, I'm going home and I'll see you tomorrow.

So the host club took off like that. Haruhi would be living in my home and I'll be living in hers. Something tells me life would only get worse from here on out. Even though I may have her physical appearance to do as I wish, I felt as if having that wouldn't make me happy. There is so much more to Haruhi that I don't know and there is so little I know about her father and her father…doesn't like me what so ever. I only hope…I can manage to survive in his hell hole home….

To Be Continued…..