Chapter 6 "Happy Birthday"

Author: Ironically this chapter and message kind of goes out to my good friend. Tomorrow will mark her 21st birthday and since I have to write this chapter any way, mine as well kill two birds with one stone. Happy Birthday hun and make your day special~

POV~ Haruhi

Today marks a very special day for me and today I know the sun will rise over my shoulder. The sun is looking down upon me, giving me its warm gift and telling me that today will be a good day. Today, on this day marks my birthday. Even though I may not be celebrating it in my own body, I can still enjoy it and say I am officially a year older. However, Tamaki has a teensy not to remember things well. I only pray that he remembers today and that he knows it or else I will not be happy at all.

POV~ Tamaki

"Haruhi~ Haruhi~ Time to get up my little princess,"

"Eh, what time is it?"

"Oh Haruhi, it's time to get up for school sweetie,"

"Eh, let me sleep. I'm tired,"

"Haruhi, you need to get up and start your day. Today is a very special day you know,"

"No it's not. *yawns* Today is just another school day,"

At that moment I felt a sudden jolt pulling me out of bed and Ranka also known as Ryoji or Haruhi's father pulled me out of bed, pulling my legs and removing the covers from beneath my body. He looked at me stern and tilted his head off to the side, a puzzling look so to speak.

"You mean to say you forgot what day it is today?"

"No. Today is Wednesday you idiot and I don't want to go to school!"

"Haruhi! How could you forget your own birthday!"

"My what?"

Ranka pulled up close next to me and sat down, patting me on the back and rubbing it, bringing me next to him. He played with my hair some and seemed a little worried over his own daughter.

"Haruhi, today is your birthday sweetie. How could you forget your own day of birth? That's really not like you at all. It's…rare,"

"My…I mean I knew today was my birth," I replies chuckling and slapping his back. "I was only playing…hahaha…."

"Ah Haruhi," He said chuckling a little. "You really had me going there. Alright sweetie, daddy is going to leave you alone now to get ready while I prepare you a special birthday breakfast~"

With that Ranka skipped along happily to the kitchen and the dumb idiot like me sat on the bed and literally slapped myself across the face. Out of the hosts birthdays, I forgot the most important one, Haruhi's. I feel like an idiot about to drown in tears. I tend to forget Mori's often, but then again Mori isn't important so to say, so it's easy to forget his, but Haruhi, I mean really. I didn't plan for her or anything and now…now everyone will go up to me and wish me happy birthday and I'll look like a fool. Well then, I'll fix this. I know how to.

With that I rushed for my phone and scrolled on through until I found Kyouya. Hopefully Kyouya has something in mind. He is usually on the ball with this stuff. As I pressed the button, I heard the other end ring about three times until a reply was heard.

"Good Morning Haruhi. Happy birthday. You're finally a year older now aren't you?"

"Kyouya stop with the tricks, you know its me. Listen, can you do me a favor?"

"Tamaki, you forgot Haruhi's birthday again didn't you?"

"Well uhh…maybe…."

"Well, I can plan something out, but you have to give me some time. After all, this is last minute. I do expect you to give me something for doing this,"

"Anything, just anything!"

"You still owe me for those photos of Haruhi you didn't take. Come over to my place tomorrow and we'll *snickers* and we'll finish off the job. After all, the club needs more money you know,"

"Fine then, anything to make Haruhi happy, but you're a sick little man. Don't think about doing what Hikaru did. I know how you get when "it" happens,"

"Don't worry Tamaki. Just come to school as usual and let me handle the rest,"

With that I heard the phone click and then I was left alone to figure out the rest of the day. As usual, I had no choice but to get ready and head out the door. I got the uniform and all done and out of the way before heading to the living room where Ranka had a meal of plenty waiting for me. In some cases…it looked burnt and grey, but had a smell of fresh lilies to them. I almost didn't want to eat it.

"Surprise Haruhi! I made you eggs and toast. Isn't it prefect!"

"Ummm…do I have to eat it?"

"If you don't, mommy will cry,"

"Grr…alright,"

I took a fork and went into my plat, tearing a small part and shoving it into my mouth. It tasted horrible, completely horrible. I only swallowed some water and lied. No wonder Haruhi does all the cooking.

"It's…good…oh god no! It's horrible! You can't cook at all!"

"And this is what the Suoh gets for being in my girl's body,"

"Wait…you knew!"

"Oh let's say a little shadow king told me all about it~"

"Why damn you Kyouya!"

"Don't worry, I'll pretend it never happened and drink myself silly so I forget. Eventually it will be a blur to me. Besides which, my job requires me to leave for a while so while I'm gone, I will require you to take care of the house and my daughter's body while I pretend this never happened,"

"So you're just gonna leave?"

"Yep!"

"Oh…ok then,"

After our little convo ended, I headed out the door and to Ouran Academy where the fangirls would line up one by one and grant me with gifts of joy.

Part 2: Kyouya's devilish plans

"Alright then, you all know the drill correct?"

"We got it!" The twins replied high fiving each other.

"I got it this time Kyo-Chan!" Hunny said jumping up and down.

"Good then. You Mori?"

"I don't get it,"

Kyouya rubbed his forehead and looked at him. After five times of explaining it, he had to explain it once more to the character who usually understands everything. He sighed and took a deep breath, pulling once again the white board and explaining the situation loud and clear.

"Tonight we are going to try and get Haruhi back to her own body just so she can enjoy her birthday in her own body before she switches back to Tamaki. However, this involves more science and it only last up to a few hours. My father's company have been working on a machine to do reverse role play and let his patients see with their own eyes how the other person feels about their life. However, this machine has not been tested yet and has only been done on lab rats that we can't tell if it works or not. We are going to pull our lovely Haruhi off to the side while Tamaki continues to chat to his guest. During this process we are going to blind fold Haruhi and place her in a chair and make it so she can't move. During this stage you two, Mori and Hunny will go get Tamaki and also blind fold him. At this moment we while prepare the lovely device and point our little remote at them in hopes we can switch them back for a good few hours. If this plan goes well, Haruhi can at least enjoy her own birthday in her own body for a bit before having to be Tamaki. Understood?"

"Yeah, I got it now. I wasn't sure if they knew,"

"Right, those people. Any way, you guys get going and make sure everything runs smoothly,"

As time passed, the host club as usual set it and began to host about the day. The twins did their twincest love with each other, every time stepping it up a bit higher and making love to one another. Hunny and Mori played the cute and wild card, somehow making them seem perfect for each other. Kyouya as usual only planned his day doing whatever he needed to. Tamaki continued to try his best being Haruhi and usually failing while Haruhi pretended to be Tamaki and usually nailed it to some degree.

"I'm sorry ladies," Hikaru said giving them a dashing gleam.

"But we have some important matters to do. We'll talk with you ladies later alright?" Kaoru said also playing his brother's card.

"Ok~" their fangirls replied all together.

"Shadow King to Todd Herbokorn is love, do you read me Shadow King?" Hikaru said on his little ear pierce.

"Yes I read you Todd. Is everything clear on your end?"

"Yes it is Shadow King. How is Roy Mustang dead sexy in a mini skirt and I want Ed's body doing?"

"They seem to be alright on their end, but some fangirls are trying to force Roy Mustang into a mini skirt again. I want Ed's body is trying to force them off him. Meanwhile Full Metal shrimp and Automail girl are doing well on their part,"

"That's good. Meanwhile I'm gay for Daisuke is trying to pull out the remainder of the fangirls. By the way, how come you don't have a 4th wall name?"

"I didn't want to be one. After all, my name would probably be "I'm one hell of a butler" any way. Most ouran fans prefer Shadow Kings over a Black Butler,"

"Either way, next time, I'm choosing the names. I would love to be Deviloush again. Oh look, I'm gay for Daisuke got them out, time for our next phase,"

"Alright then, starting next phase. Roy Mustang is dead sexy in a mini skirt, do you read me?"

"Roger,"

"Commence next step,"

Mori went off his way and found Tamaki and lifted him up with one hand and set him in a chair where he and Hunny blinded folded him quickly. Soon afterwards, the twins came in with Haruhi and commence the same step, wrapping them both in the chair.

"Kyouya! What the hell is this!" Tamaki said squirming.

"This is my gift to Haruhi. I wanted to make it a surprise~"

"You better-"

"Oh but Tamaki, I am. I've been waiting to do that to you for the longest time. Consider it…something the fans have been dying for,"

"But I hate it when you stick the instant the coffee in my cup,"

"I know, but I like it like that. After all, buttering your muffins are fun,"

"No! Not my muffins!"

"Yes your muffins!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

Before long, a small device was pointed at them and then suddenly everything *which if it weren't before* turned dark around them. The device's beam was strong and no one, no one knows what will be next…..

To be continued…..