Smile: so today is gonna be about announcing the amazing news to the guild.

Mira: what amazing news?

Asuka: yeah. What news?

Smile: *giggle* just wait and see~ Asuka-chan would you like to do the honors?

Asuka: YAY! Smile-nee doesn't own fairy tail or us.

Mira: but she would make my job a lot easier if she did.

We're having a Baby

Chapter 2

Erza threw up in the trash can right in front of the guild, while I held her hair back. Well, there goes that breakfast I put all that effort into. I'd better buy her a piece of strawberry cake in the guild.

So when we did reach the guild we walked up to Kinana and ordered a piece of Erza's favorite strawberry cake. Erza ate the cake slowly.

Well, today was normal. Natsu and Gray were fighting about something that doesn't matter to any of them. Lucy and Juvia were talking to Levy's stomach. Mira talking animatedly to Wendy and Meredy about Natsu and Lucy's wedding plans. Gajeel was probably munching iron in some corner with lily, keeping an eye out for Levy of course. Happy attempted flirting with Carla. (It failed anyway) Laxus was hanging with the thunder god tribe. Elfman is trying to teach Romeo how to be manly. Cana was drinking with Ultear.

Hey, isn't Erza gonna tell them about our baby? Well, I better discuss it with her. I can do that now. I mean she won't beat me up if I disturb her … right?

Only one way to find out.

'Hey, Erza sweetie?'

'What is the matter, Jellal?'

'When do you plan on telling the guild?'

'Now.' She stood up before I could blink. 'OI, YOU SCUMBAGS OVER THERE, STOP FIGHTING AND LISTEN! YOU ALL LISTEN TOO. I'm pregnant.'

Erza sat down and went back to eating her delicious cake. The guild went back to what it was doing. I waited for the impact.

3…

The guild froze in what they were doing.

2…

Dead silence fell all over the guild.

1…

Thump.

I think Mira fainted.

And the guild shouted all at once, 'WHAT?'

HA! You really shoulda seen the look on Ultear's face. Too bad I didn't have a camera.

And then the guild broke to cheers. Master shouted, "PARTY!" (Like he needed to announce that it would already start a party in any way) And immediately the party began.

Nobody even noticed the poor unconscious Mira in the floor but Laxus, of course. He complained to me about how nobody noticed his Girlfriend in the floor. Well, Mr. perfect boyfriend then why don't you go pick her up, huh? Bet she'd love that.

But I didn't get the chance to tell Laxus this. Why oh why you wonder? Because Natsu tackled me to the ground Gray landed on top of him, then Romeo, Elfman, Gajeel, Loke, Max, Warren and Alzack. Most of the guys are heavy. So very naturally IT WAS VERY, VERY PAINFUL TO BE IN THE BOTTOM! I'm lucky I didn't break any bones. You really did start to torture me, nee? (Smile: but of course. I never break a promise. .)

After the guys got up from me, I noticed Erza was surrounded by the girls. Levy looked the most excited. Well, she was having a baby too.

Gajeel snapped his fingers in front of me to get my attention. I noticed all the guys held some kind of smirk in their faces. This is gonna be one long day!

Mira: *finally wakes up* KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!

Smile: I know, I know. You are so excited about the baby.

Asuka: I've been wondering where do baby's come from.

Smile: hehe, funny story. Mira why don't you explain to her?

Mira: eh-why m-

Smile: great! Thanks.

Mira: um, Asuka you see…

Smile: so how about a leaving a review? Oh yeah, btw happy almost Valentines Day. Have a great day with your special person. (.)