Smile: hello! Everyone…. How's life? Good? Bad? Something in between? I've been…

Gajeel: Just skip to the chappy, smiley. No one cares.

Levy: Gajeel, stop being mean to Smile-chan!

Smile: T_T Oh Levy-chaaaan! You're so sweet! I hope your baby is like you not like that bastard over there….

Gajeel: WHO ARE YOU CALLING BASTARD, BITCH?

Levy: GAJEEL, LANGUAGE!

Smile: If I owned FT I wouldn't stop the anime… so do the math.

We're having a Baby

Chapter 5

'And then it cries so in such times of the night…. Such horrible times…You will forget how it felt to have a good night's sleep. Then it craves food… You must feed its hunger at the middle of the night. All though hungry, it will refuse to eat and continue to cry. You must fight to feed it. A fight where you cannot attack. Some times you must change the disgusting and dirty smelling thing called a … diaper.' Alzack visually shuddered and the torch he held under his face shook violently as he told Gajeel and me about the horrors of being a father.

'Oh~ stop that, Alzack.' Gildarts sang looking very weird. 'Being a dada is worth the pain. Speaking of dad's- CANA, MY BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL, COME GIVE YOUR DADA A HUG~'

'AAAAH! MIRA, HIDE ME!' Cana screamed and ran as fast as she could, trying to hide from her 'dada'.

Old man Wakaba cropped his right arm around my shoulder and left around Gajeel's, 'That is what the baby will do to you.' Gajeel and I turned to see a very angry Gildarts beating the shit out of Cana's latest boy toy.

'Hey I'm not done with my scarring yet, wait your turn Wakaba.' Alzack whined then held his torch back under his face. "then the baby throws up…on you occasionally…'

SOMEBODY SAVE ME! BEING A DAD IS SCARY!

….

'Honey, could you come over here?' Erza asked me from the bedroom. Well, no way am I letting my lady wait for me. I quickly made my way to her. 'What is it, sweetie?'

Erza smiled at me. 'Porlyusica came for visit while you were away…' I was gone in a mission with Ultear and Meredy, Erza was pregnant. No way on Earthland was she going!

'…she said we should talk to our baby, that way he will know us better. So I started while you were gone. I wanted to introduce you to him.'

She pressed my hand to her belly. And called out, 'baby, are you awake in there?' I felt the baby kick. Erza smiled, 'sweetie, remember I told you about your daddy? Well, he's back and he wants to talk to you. Would you like to know him?' the baby kicked again.

Erza's face was so serene and I knew mine was too. Our baby, our child….

'Hello, uh…. Baby? I'm your daddy. I'm sorry I didn't talk to you before; I was out on a job to make sure we had some food for you and your mommy. So am I forgiven?' another kick.

'Thanks, so you have to wait a good three months before you can see us. But trust me seeing you mommy is worth the wait. She is absolutely gorgeous (Erza blushed.) I hope you get her looks. I almost waited seven years for to see your mommy again and I can't believe she waited eight years for me before that, ME! Sweetheart, I'll tell you for a fact, your daddy is the luckiest man in the whole wide world!'

Erza smacked my head lightly, she spoke, 'don't you think that's true sweetie… Your Daddy was always worth the wait…' she looked at me in the eyes. Her eyes so loving…

'No, Erza I'm not worth the wait. But you loved me even when you deserved someone better. You made me the luckiest person in the world.'

'I disagree, I can always think of someone luckier than you.'

I warped my arms around her and pulled her closer. 'Oh! Who might that be?'

'Me.' she wrapped her arms around my neck.

I leaned towards her face. 'Nope, I'm still luckier.'

Our baby kicked…

We both laughed aloud.

'No, baby. We didn't forget about you.' Erza said.

'You know what? I slowly patted Erza's belly. 'You made us even luckier.'

I don't mind being a dad after all.

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