Chapter 6 Jimmy John's sandwiches have much muchness
As it turned out, the preschoolers had just finished eating Willy Wonka when Brianna, Elissa, Alice, Tim/Bob, Mrs Lovett, and Sweeney Todd arrived (Bellatrix was on Campus looking for a date). Apparently, Rosie had baked him into the worst meat pie in America. After convincing the preschoolers that Rosie and Allison weren't interested in cannibalism, the Mad Hatter was still missing.
"I hope he hasn't been eaten as well!" said Alice, twisting her hands nervously.
"If you ate something like that, you would start to act curiouser and curiouser." said TimBob.
Alice didn't appreciate the joke.
Same time, Jimmy Johns
"Next!" said the Jimmy Johns dude.
The Mad Hatter walked up. "I've been considering things that start with the letter m," began the Mad Hatter.
"Monopoly, Mayonnaise, Marmalade, meat pies, malice, moron, macaroni, machete, machinery, magazine, magic, magnet, mahogany, Maine, malaria, mammoth, marigold, menu, maroon, mentor, memorandum, metropolis. Mental." The Jimmy Johns dude (whose name was Max) said.
"Muchness!" said the Hatter.
"What's that?" asked Max. "Something Jimmy Johns sandwiches have?"
"They do? Can I have one?"
"For eight bucks, dude."
"Would you give it to me for a hat instead?" asked the Hatter. He had no idea what money was.
Max looked around. "Okay. The Boss won't like it, but I need a hat."
So the mad hatter made a hat in about three seconds, which is exactly as long as it takes to make a Jimmy Johns sandwich.
So now we all know that if you eat a Jimmy John's sandwich, you get some muchness. Of course, there are other ways to get muchness. Such as killing dragons and sky diving.