'Ask Mello

You can ask Mello anything you want, I won't stop you, but I can't guarantee you'll get the answer you want….;)'

Guten Tag mello!

hey hows it going, i have some questions for you

1. Do you agree that Hershey's chocolate is totally awesome?

2. Do you love Matt? (he loves you D:)

3. Would you go to chocolate land and reek havoc on the citizens and
chocolate kira?

4. Have you kissed a girl?, If so who was she and were you drunk?

plus...gives Cadbury gift basket ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE sulks that was mine
:

Dear Topaz Maia,

No, I don't. I can't say I've ever even tried Hershey's chocolate, but I doubt It would ever measure to the godliness that is Meiji Black chocolate.

….It depends on who's asking. ;)

Possibly if chocolate land really existed…. Kira is too much of a shithead to go to chocolate land!

No, I wouldn't tell you anyway, and people from England don't get drunk, they get pissed.

OO OMFG! I mean, uh… Thank you, I think I'll just take this with me now……

-Mello

Ok...so i'm gueesin this is based on the Ask L thing
1: There is also an Ask Near, What are your thoughts on it?
2: What is your favorite chocolate?
3: Near or Matt yoai pairings?
I hope you answer these truthfully
-Kody

Dear Kody,

I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about, but I can assure you, if there was such a way to simply ask L questions, I would be the first to know.

I don't know about any "Ask Near", but I do know that Near sucks, and people are much more interested in what I have to say. :)

My favorite chocolate is Meiji Black, though Cadbury is good too. I only like dark chocolate.

Are you asking if I like the yaoi pairing of MattxNear? Because I most certainly don't! Near can go # himself for all I care! And he better stay the hell away from my Matt.

Why wouldn't I answer them truthfully?

-Mello

Hi Mello Im Amber
1. I think Near cheated to be number one. What do you think?
2. How long have you and Matt been best friends?
3. How can you eat so much cocolate without getting sick? I wish I could.
4. Is there a four? Oh there isnt? Okay then.

Dear Amber,

That would be just like that asshole.

When Matty came to Whammy's, I was a total bastard to him, but once I got to know the guy, we've been friends ever since…

I eat it slowly, so I can savor the flavor.

….

-Mello

Hello Mello...
#1:I know you were when Near was chosen instead of you, I was as well, but
you need to get your emotions behind you. Take a chill-pill!
#2:What's your favorite kind of chocolate, Swiss, German, or Mexican? (If you
say all of them, I will kill a small child)
#3:In the anime, I've never heard your voice. It should be british, but with
a name like Mihael, you might be welsh, right?

Dear Fictlizuh,

…? What the hell?! If you've got a problem with the way I act then you can go # yourself. I'm not here to take your crap.

None of those. I prefer Japanese brands.

I used to have a British accent when I lived at Whammy's, but once I left my accent became nondescript. As for my name origin, I'm afraid I don't know. I was brought to Whammy's at a young age.

-Mello