Blue ray Chapter 9 Allison in Wonderland Part 3 Questioning the White Queen's Judgement (the one, the only, blue ray chapter! :D)
Allison found that being the size of a gerbil was not very fun, so she was instantly delighted when she ran across a house. "OOH!" she said. "A newspaper!"
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"Hmmm," she mused aloud, "Futterwacken your fat off, eh? I've never seen that show. Is it on cable or something?"
Suddenly, a dodo bird walked by and tripped on Allison. "Watch it, fatso!" snapped Allison. She ran after it and hoped onto the bird's leg, clinging on tightly as the bird screeched and tried to scratch her off. "Give up you fool! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The dodo twisted itself to get a better look at his leg. "Why, you're Alice!" and he started running towards the White Queen's castle.
"NOOO! I'm Allison!" the girl shrieked.
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~~~ Back to the story ~~~
"Your Majesty," said the dodo, bowing deeply. "I have found Alice." He swung his leg forward, hurling Allison onto the ground in front of the white queen.
The White Queen leaned forward. "You're a bit small."
"I knew Anna did something to that orange juice!"Allison squeaked.
"I know just the thing!" exclaimed the queen. She reached in her pocket and pulled out something. "Buttered fingers!" The queen held it up to her nose and breathed deeply. "AAAH, refreshing."
"ALLISON!" came a voice from above.
"God?" Said Allison. "You're a woman?"
"WAS THAT YOU, ALLISON?" came another voice.
"Elissa? Are you dead?" replied Allison.
Back in the world as we know it ...
"Allison needs to hurry up," snapped Brianna, glaring at the pocket watch, which seemed more interested in dripping tea than telling the correct time.
A head popped up over the edge of the rabbit hole. "THAT QUEEN WAS A LUNATIC!"
"ALLISON!" Elissa helped the now normal sized girl out of the rabbit hole and back onto solid Overland soil.
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