Ike: Oh no, were back.
Kayla: too bad.
Ike: I hope there's no dares about me.
Ellen: Oh don't worry Ike there's some good dares for you.
Ike: EVIL!
Ellen: ...
Kayla: onto the dares, hey heres one from Foxpilot...
FoxPilot
Short and to the point (sort of), A good way to open a ToD.
Truths:
Ridley-what is your relationship to Trogdor?
Lucario-if Jimmy cracked corn, why do we care?
Diddy Kong-how do your Peanut Popguns work? I never see you load them, yet the seem to only hold one shot at a time...
Dares:
Yoshi-fly through Area 6 from Star Fox 64 or die trying. Bye!
Bowser-you're too big to be a decent Smasher. Go on a diet. This means no meat, candy, or ice cream.
Ike-Elincia, Mist, Mia, Tanith, Sigrun, Titania. Choose one and go on a date with her.
Alright, let's see how you do, then. A little tip, though: not everyone is particularly open to ToDs. Don't be too upset by any unfriendly pain yelling at you. Other than that, have fun!
Ridley: What relationship to who?
Kayla: You must have to know her somehow.
Ridley: I have no idea who Trogdor even is.
Kayla: Find info about her then Ridely.
Ridley: ...
Ellen: Diddy kong, how do you popguns work?
Diddy kong: They're in it the first time i got these.
Ellen: Ook then.
Kayla: YOSHI FLY THROUGH AREA 6 FROM STAR FOX 64 AND DIE TRYING!
Yoshi: Yoshi don't want to go.
Kayla: but the dare says to.
*1 hour later*
Yoshi's soul: ...
Kayla: Don't worry Yoshi you'll get revived later.
Kayla: IKEY GO OUT WITH ANY OF THE CHOICES THAT THE DARE SAID!
Ike: I choose... Mia.
Kayla: Nice choice Ike.
Ellen: ... Iketard
Ike: *glares at Ellen*
Ellen: no need for glaring, onto more dares, here's one from the name a random viewer.
a random viewer
these are all always fun to read
dares:
wolf: turn your self over to the cornia attorities [ps if he does not do this force him with mind control powers+he has to stay there for 5 chapters dont tell him this]
ike: take physics class then explain how ather works
truths:
link: do you think navi is annoying
mario: whats under your hat
wolf: whats it like being in jail
Wolf: ah cmon guys seriously?
Kayla: The dare says so, so you have to do it!
Wolf: *turns himself over the cornia attorities*
Kayla: Haha.
Ellen: Poor Wolf.
Fox: Oh sure you like Wolf but not me.
Ellen: Wolf's better looking then you foxie.
Fox: Don't call me that.
Ellen: *glares at Fox*
Fox: I'll shut up now.
Ike: DO I HAVE TO?
Ellen: Yes.
Ike: Can I do it later?
Ellen: No.
Ike: fine. *takes physics class and explains how ather works*
Ellen: *yawns* What, sorry I wasn't listening.
Ike: EVIL!
Ellen: I know you are Iketard
Ike: ...
Link: Do i think navi is annoying... yes!
Navi: *comes out of link then nags at him*
Link: ...
Ellen: Hey Mario, what's under your hat?
Mario: *takes off his hat* A head.
Ellen: ...
Kayla: So Wolf, whats it like being in jail?
Wolf: Boring, but I'm not giving up destroying Star Fox.
Fox: ...
Kayla: OK ONTO THE NEXT DARES... oo we got one from DilandauFan.
DilandauFan
Dares
Ike: Eat spicy curry and run around like crazy
Fox: Hit yourself with a baseball bat repeatedly
Wario: Ride towards the wall and ram your bike into it
Truths
Marth: What's your last name?
Ike: Did you cheat your way into Brawl?
Falco: How does it feel being called a 'chicken'?
Link: Why do you wear the hat and what's under it?
Wario: Why do you always fart?
Ike: oo a spicey curry *eats a spicey curry* HOT HOT HOT! *runs around like crazy*
Ellen: *bursts out laughing*
Ellen: Oh oh I like this dare, Fox go hit yourself with a baseball bat repeatedly.
Fox: This will not be fun. *grabs a baseball bat and hits himself repeatedly*
Ellen: *laughs harder*
Wario: *Riding his motercycle and crashes into the wall* *farts*
Ellen: ...
Kayla: Ok, so Marth what is your last name?
Marth: ...
Kayla: Whats the matter, princess?
Marth: DON'T CALL ME PRINCESS!
Kayla: Someone's snappy.
Marth: I don't like being called that.
Kayla: What's your last name?
Marth: You really wanna know?
Kayla: Yep.
Marth: Lowell.
Kayla: Your last name, is Lowell? *bursts out laughing* thats so girly!
Ellen: *slaps kayla* knock it off Kayla.
Kayla: Ok ok.
Ellen: Hey Falco, how does being called a chicken make you feel?
Falco: It's really annoying, and I'm not chicken.
Ike: Yes you are.
Ellen: Iketard.
Ike: ...
Ellen: much better.
Ike: By the way, I didn't cheat my way into brawl.
Ellen: ...
Ellen: hey link why do you wear your hat, and whats under it?
Link: The hat suits me, and There's nothing in it.
Ellen: ...
Kayla: Hey guys who thinks Ellen has a crush on Marth?
Toon Link, Kirby, Wario: *raises their hands*
Ellen: I don't have a crush on anyone people.
Kayla: Oh really? *pushes Ellen closer to Marth*
Ellen: *blushes*
Kayla: AHA SHE BLUSHED!
Ike: I KNEW IT!
Kayla: Alrighty, someone next chapter, dare Ellen to kiss Marth, she'll like it.
Ellen: Shut up Kayla.
Kayla: No!
Ellen: We have more dares, but I'm afraid we are out of time again.
Kayla: ah man, again?
Ellen: relax Kayla, we'll be back on again.
Kayla: YAY!
Hope you liked the chapter :)