Author's Note: GRRRRRREATINGS ONCE AGAIN! ...All two of you who give a shit about this. Dis here the second chapter in my anthology and BASICALLY it's a wacky alternate universe college-age fic where Vivian meets Christian (and Edge) up in the mountains and they share a cabin together. The title is called "Hot Milk Tea" 'cuz I was inspired by an old clip from WWE Confidential where Christian was in Japan and found a vending machine with the canned hot milk-flavored tea he loved to drink so much back when he and Edge first wrestled there as the Suicide Blondes...my imagination kinda ran off from there. _V

Dis fic contains gratuitous sexytime purple prose along with A DELICIOUS THREE-WAY AND PSEUDO-INCEST, enjoy!


It was a chilly day, with nigh zero visibility due to a huge blizzard. A girl named Vivian drove steadfast up an icy road to the top of a craggy snow-covered mountain in early December. She was planning on staying in a cabin she had rented near a ski resort for Christmas break; a very nice cabin that she got a good deal on and the caveat being that she had to share it with a stranger.

She was nearly to the mountain's summit when the engine gave out; she had to get out and roll her car to the side of the road. "Goddammit," she cursed under her breath as she kicked one of the tires. There was no cell phone reception so she couldn't call a tow-truck. She thought she had no choice but to wait it out in the car until the blizzard subsided…until…

She spied the reflection of car lights in her rear-view window. She was overjoyed and ran into the road waving her arms and yelling to get the driver's attention (she didn't really think about the possibility of them running her over due to that whole LACK OF VISIBILITY thing but whatever…).

"HEY! HEY! STOP! I NEED HELP! PLEASE!" She jumped up and down and hollered. Luckily the car stopped by her and the driver got out and he was a very pleasant surprise.

Out of the car stepped a tall, lanky, thin young man in a thick blue winter coat with his long golden blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail. He had squinty blue eyes, a roguish grin and his face was boyishly handsome. "Well, this a real bucket of syrup you're in. Good thing I stopped, eh?" the young man said.

Vivian blushed at the sight of him, but it's not like anyone would have been able to tell since her cheeks were already red from the harsh elements of the blizzard. "Y-yeah! Thank God you stopped…I'm trying to get up to my cabin but my S-S-S-STUPID car broke down! T-t-this is my first t-t-time in the snow…" her teeth chattered.

"Really? Your first time?" the young man asked. "Wow, I've been in the snow nearly all my life, I'm from Canada!" "I-I-I'm from Fresno…uh, C-C-C-California…n-name's Vivian." She reached out to shake his hand. "I'm Jay," he shook her hand. "So you're from SoCal, huh? Well I guess that explains it…you said something about going up to a cabin, right?" "Y-yeah, I rented it out with someone else but I don't know who." "Well there's only one rent-a-cabin like that up there, I think I might be the one you're sharing it with! Come on, I can't hitch your car to mine but you can at least get your stuff and I'll drive us up there, I don't think your car's gonna get messed with in this weather."

Indeed, nobody COULD mess with it since it was slowly but surely being buried by thick torrents of snow. "Wow, t-t-thanks!" Vivian simultaneously glowed with relief that this totes hot guy could be so nice by giving her a lift and shivered with self-consciousness since this totes hot guy was the person with whom she would be sharing her cabin! She assumed it would be another girl…"Oh dear," her mind started racing, "What am I gonna do with this guy around? How will I act? Where am I gonna change? Or use the bathroom? Well, I share the bathroom with my brother all the time BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT UGH I WANT HIM TO LIKE ME BUT I'M A GROSS DORK, WHAT THE HELL!"

"…Uh hey, are you gonna load up your stuff or what?" Jay asked her and it jerked her back to reality. "Oh! Y-yeah, of course, sorry! I guess I was just…uh…marveling at the kindness of strangers," she giggled awkwardly. "Hey, if we're sharing a cabin together for the better part of a month we won't be strangers anymore…" Jay flashed Vivian a look…she couldn't tell if he was flirting or just being cordial and it didn't stop her from getting lost in his eyes while trying to figure him out.

They made it up to the cabin and pried the snow-encrusted door open. It was large yet cozy with comfy furniture and rustic decor, there was even a hot tub in the bathroom but it was freezing-ass cold inside. Jay and Vivian set down their stuff in the living room and tried to stoke the large fireplace in the center.

"So…" Jay rubbed his hands together, putting them near the fire for warmth, "are you here alone or what? Meeting anybody?" he asked her.

"Well…um…I'm away from college and this is the first time I'll be away from my family for Christmas…it's kind of scary…but EXCITING! It's exciting in a weird way, really. I feel kinda grown up, y'know? I was planning on inviting my friends up here, but…" she trailed off, nervous and trying to sort out her thoughts.

"…But?" he queried. She hesitated, not wanting to tell him the truth that she had quickly decided against inviting her friends Kym and Dreama up here since she wanted this gorgeous hunk of man-candy in front of her all to herself, even if it WAS selfish and irrational. "But…I dunno…I-I guess…the more I thought about it, the more I'd prefer to be by myself for once…JUST THIS ONCE, THOUGH!" she stammered, her face feeling hot. "Oh, I see. Well I hope my being here won't get in the way of you being alone." Jay teased. "No! It's no big deal! Really…" They looked into each other's eyes, the only sound being the crackle of the fire in front of them.

Jay blushed slightly and averted his eyes, clearing his throat. "A-HEM! SO! Uh…I have a transistor radio and it said the blizzard will probably clear up in a couple of days…then we could go skiing! This is your first time in the snow, right? Well you're lucky 'cuz this is a primo ski resort! It'll be just you and me, we could rent some skis and I'll teach you how to do that Pizza/French Fry thing and we'll go down the mountain, then…" he continued, feeling zesty and more comfortable now that he was back in his element. Vivian giggled and beamed as Jay laid out their plans.

The blizzard had eventually subsided three mornings later, Vivian and Jay awoke to find a blindingly white Winter Wonderland™ with clear blue skies and sparkling snow before them. Vivian put on her brand new ski suit and they trekked to the bunny slopes so Jay could teach her the basics.

They had a marvelous time, Jay showed Vivian the ropes and they had a good larf when she would wipe out in the snow, Jay got even more playful and tumbled around with her in it; they went a ways away from the other skiers and made snowmen and an igloo in a forest clearing.

Soggy, sore and tired (albeit in a good way), they rode back up the ski lift nuzzling close together and ate Belgian waffles at a small wooden snack bar. They had really hit it off together had grown close…EXTREMELY CLOSE despite only having spent three days together.

Later that night, after schlepping off her ski suit and stepping into the shower, Vivian turned the knob and was hit with a torrent of freezing water. "YEEEK!" she screamed and jumped out of the shower, wrapping herself in a towel and leaning back in to turn the knob off quickly. Vivian clung tight to the towel around her and stomped frantically towards her room.

"Hey, what happened in there?" Jay was sitting in the great room in front of the fire, all comfy and wrapped in a blanket, having already showered a bit earlier; he was sipping on a cup of hot milk tea. "There's something wrong with the shower, its freezing!" Vivian's teeth chattered. "Huh…maybe I used up all the hot water?" After checking the shower, he went to the back of the cabin and saw that the water heater had broken.

"Well…I'm no handyman so I don't really know what to do about this!" Jay scratched his head nonplussed. "But you look like a drowned rat, need help drying off?" He led her back into the great room to dry off by the fire, wrapping a fresh towel around her and rubbing it against her as she blushed and giggled, shirking away slightly.

"Jay, stop it! I'm naked under here y'know!" "Yeah, so?" Jay pulled Viv close to him, her soft, naked breasts pressing against his strong chest. "Um…" Viv blushed and looked Jay in the face, getting lost in his eyes. He slowly and sensually stripped his clothes off until they were both nude, wrapped close together in his blanket. They shuffled back towards the fire, "Maybe you could stay warm with my body heat…" Jay whispered huskily, the warmth radiating between them was enough to make Vivian swoon and her heart flutter.

"Jay…" she whispered, blushing intensely.

"Hmm?" Jay leaned in closer, pressing their foreheads together.

"Jay…" Vivian raised her head slightly, inching their lips closer…and closer…

Just then, the door to the cabin was burst open by a tall blonde man with wavy shoulder-length hair, big forest green eyes and a strong chin in a thick winter coat flecked with snow, putting an early kibosh on Jay and Vivian's make-out session. "Hey Dorkchop, aren't ya gonna help your big bro carry his bags in here?" "A-Adam! I wasn't expecting you! Wasn't expecting you yet, I mean!" Jay jumped, scrambling to cover himself; Vivian hid herself under the blanket, her face beet-red. "What are you kidding, bro? I said I was coming up here in a few days after you…oh!" He just noticed that Jay was naked with a girl. "Who's this scorch-cake? You brought a girl up here and you didn't tell me? You greedy bum!" "Uh, Adam, this is Vivian, she's the person we're sharing the cabin with…" Vivian, now fully cloaked with the blanket, grabbed Jay and took him aside. "You have a brother and he's staying here too? Why didn't you tell me?" she whispered hoarsely. "Sorry…it kinda just…slipped my mind, I guess?" Jay laughed and scratched the back of his head, shifting uncomfortably.

After getting dressed and helping Adam with his luggage, Vivian lay on the bed in her room, grousing. She heard the door creak open slightly. "Anybody alive in here?" it was Jay, come to make good over his lie of omission. "Y'know, you could have told me way earlier that your brother was coming up here, it might have saved us both a lot of embarrassment."

"Yeah, I know. I told you it just…slipped my mind for whatever reason." He sidled up onto the bed next to her, avoiding her gaze. "I didn't say anything 'cuz…I dunno. You're just so cute; I didn't want to 'speak him into existence', I guess. After I met you, I just wanted the two of us to be here, y'know?" Vivian blushed and glomped onto him affectionately. "Oh you and your sweet-talk. To tell the truth, the reason I decided against inviting my friends up here is because I met you…kind of stupid isn't it?" Jay blushed softly and looked her in the eyes. "I don't think it's stupid at all. Now, why don't we finish what we started down by the fire?"

"Oh Jay…" Vivian settled in Jay's lap and they finally began to kiss, Jay slowly peeling Viv's thick boat-neck sweater from her shoulders. Vivian melted into Jay's tender embrace and put her hands up his shirt, placing her hands upon his chest and massaging his pecs sensually. They continued for a while, moaning into each other's mouths and rubbing up on each other as they nipped and sucked on each other's lips. Vivian didn't even realize another pair of lips delicately kissing down the nape of her neck…
"Uh…hnnn…Jay…?" Vivian's mind was hazy; apparently she thought he somehow sprouted a second head and was kissing her in a completely different place? She pulled her head back and turned around to find Jay's big brother Adam kissing on her! "ADAM? YEEEK!" she squealed and fell out of Jay's lap, landing on the floor hard on her butt, "OOF!" "ADAM WHAT THE FUCK MAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Jay fumed. Adam jumped back and shrunk, a sad puppy-dog 'pity me, please!' look on his face. "Hey, you know my girlfriend broke up with me a few weeks ago and I'm still hurting. I'm needy okay? Viv's really cute, I just want what you guys have together, is that such a crime! Harumph!" he folded his arms across his broad chest and pouted.

Jay just scoffed at him but something had been stirred deep within Vivian (probably in the vagina-region as opposed to the heart region, DERP) which allowed her to feel some Sympy™ for Adam (fact of the matter is, after getting seriously hot and bothered by her make-out session with Jay, she was feeling frisky and thought it would be fun to have a three-way…besides, as obnoxious as he was acting, Adam was still a seriously good-looking dude).

She got back up on the bed and tried to appeal to Jay. "Oh…come on Jay, let's be nice to him just this once…'tis the season and all that." Jay grumbled but eventually caved in. "Oh…OH ALRIGHT! Consider this an early Christmas gift, huh bro?" "Yeah, yeah, sure!" Adam hopped up eagerly onto the bed, cozily sandwiching Vivian between Jay and himself. He quickly leaned in to kiss Viv on the lips; she pulled her head back and stopped him. "Easy now, easy! Try to slow it down, okay?" She was still a little nervous to be with him, he was so forceful. "Okay…okay…" Adam calmed down slightly and leaned in slower this time, pressing his warm, soft pouty lips together with hers. "Mmmm…" Vivian moaned, his lips tasted so good. Adam began some ministrations with his mouth, sucking on her lips and slipping her some tongue. "Mmmm…" Vivian continued to moan, marveling at his skillful tongue exploring the warm, wet recesses of her mouth. Jay was feeling left out so he started trailing hot wet kisses along Vivian's neck and collarbone; he moaned at the hollow of her throat, the vibration making her writhe and giggle. He managed to take off her sweater and started groping at her bra-clad breasts, rubbing her nipples against the silky lace fabric with his busy hands. Vivian was lost in pleasure, one guy playing with her sensitive breasts and the other filling her mouth with his long erotic tongue, she could feel her pussy start to throb and moisten. Adam must have sensed this somehow and started to rub his fingers against her, the only thing separating them being the flimsy cloth of her black skinny jeans. "I can tell you're soaking wet…" Adam whispered in her ear. Jay moved his hands down from her breasts to her jeans, unzipping the top and helping her wiggle out of them. Now she was half naked, wearing only a silky white lace bra and matching pair of panties, which now had a very visible stain on it.

Vivian gasped for breath, glistening with sweat. "What about you guys?" Adam and Jay started taking off their clothes too, Adam frantically, Jay less so. Now that they were all in their underwear, Jay and Vivian moved up to the center of the bed and she settled into his lap so they could start making out again. She sucked on his collarbone, leading down to his chest. She got out of his lap and put her hands on his shoulders, gently pushing him down onto his back; he obliged gladly. Jay gasped and shuddered with intense pleasure as her lips moved down his chest and stomach to his hips; she peeled off his boxers to find his throbbing erection. "This looks so good…" Vivian licked her lips and kissed the tip of his head, looking up at him sweetly, then very erotically sheathed her entire mouth around his shaft and sucked intensely on his meat. "Hnnng! Oh God…Viv…ahh…fuck!" Jay gasped and panted, his toned stomach rising and falling with fast breaths. Adam was watching all of this intensely, he ghosted behind Vivian and started massaging her back, looking over her shoulders so he could see her deep-throat his brother. Jay was now on the brink, Vivian could feel him throb in her mouth, "Mmfff, cum in my mouth, baby," Viv's voice was muffled; the vibration made Jay go wild. "Unnfff, God, Vivian, I'm gonna…I—I'm-! AAHHNNN~~!," Jay thrust his hips clawed at the sheets, allowing his release to spill in her mouth as his intense orgasm washed over him; Vivian savored every last drop. "Jay-Jay, you tasted so good…" Vivian cooed sweetly. She crawled up to him and leaned down, kissing him chastely on the lips. "R-r-really?" He panted, still a little overwhelmed. "Well…it tasted so good because it's yours, y'know?" Jay chuckled and held Viv close to him.

Adam however, was having none of this. He could feel himself growing painfully erect after watching the two lovers' hot display and wanted Vivian's mouth for himself. He lifted Vivian up away from Jay and she squealed with surprise; he was so strong. "You're not forgetting about me, are you?" He sat Vivian on his lap and started tongue-kissing her, not caring if he could taste his brother in her mouth (if ya know what I mean...). He ran his hands through her long, soft brown hair and placed a hand upon her head, trying to push her down to his cock. She obliged and kissed all over his well-muscled chest and torso; finally stopping at his crotch. She kissed and licked at his belly-button and chiseled hip-dents, then buried her head in his crotch and licked along his thick tool, teasing him since he was still wearing his black boxer-briefs. "Ooh baby! You're getting really into this, aren't you?" Adam shivered at her enticing actions and watched as she peeled off his underwear. She gasped softly, his cock was a couple of inches bigger than Jay's…she stared at it for a second and watched a bead of pre-cum drip out of the head; she saw a large vein throbbing on the underside of his shaft and thought it oddly cute. "Well? Put your mouth on it, babe," Adam was growing impatient. Vivian was on her hands and knees in front of him; she looked up at him cutely with her brown doe eyes and did as he said, sucking on it and moaning. "Like this?" she asked, making erotic slurping noises as she wrapped her tongue around his thick meaty cock.

"Mmm…yeah, just like that…damn your mouth feels so good…ahh…you're such a good girl…" Adam sighed and looked down at her with eyes half-lidded, whispering sweet nothings under his breath; he carded his fingers through her hair and put his left hand on the back of her head, trying to control the style and pace of the blowjob. Jay had regained his strength and decided to get in on the action. As Adam was pushing and pulling her head up and down his tool, Vivian could feel her bottom half being hoisted up into the air. Jay grabbed her by the hips and lifted her butt up to his face, he started eating out her pussy as he groped and smacked her ass. The added stimulation made Vivian moan around Adam's cock more intensely, her hips bucked at Jay's fondling and cunnilingus. Jay could feel Viv's pussy dripping with juices against his face; he decided to start fingering her. He eased one finger into her tight cunt, causing her to gasp and wiggle her hips. "His fingers are so big…if he sticks in another, I'm gonna lose it," Vivian thought to herself. "Vivian, your pussy's so tight; I can feel it squeezing around my finger! You really want it bad, don't you?" Jay asked her.

"Mmmff…Mm-hmm!" Vivian looked back at Jay and nodded eagerly, Adam's cock still lodged firmly in her mouth. Jay set Vivian's hind-end back down and got up on his knees, grabbing ahold of his cock and easing it into her moist wet snatch as he began pumping steadily in and out of her.

With Adam in her mouth and Jay inside her from behind, Vivian was in ecstacy. "Oh God, this is so hot…I think I'm gonna cum …" she thought to herself, moaning loudly around Adam's shaft. "Mmmm, damn this is hot!" Adam said as he looked at Viv simultaneously bobbing her head up and down his cock and being ridden doggy-style by Jay. "Ummm, fuck…yeah, you feel good, Viv? I know I feel so fucking good inside you right now, you're so fucking tight!" Jay said as he gripped his hands around her hips and sweating, his thrusts gradually becoming more and more feverish. Vivian lifted her head off of Adam's member to respond, "Yeah, I feel so good! So good…you're filling me up inside! Aahhnn~~! If you keep doing that, I'm gonna cum soon!" She started pushing back into his thrusts herself, wanting to impale herself on his cock. Jay's muscles tensed up, he could feel his balls tighten, "Hnnng, God, Viv I'm gonna cum too!" He clutched her hips tighter, pressing himself closer to her and pumping frantically, desperately to get off. "Hey, don't leave me hanging! I wanna cum too!" Adam got all indignant and grabbed Vivian's head and put her back on his cock, "Suck me dry, baby!" He implored. Viv started sucking harder on his thick meaty shaft than before; slurping and dribbling saliva all over it before sucking it clean again, Adam could feel his legs getting weak. "Ohhh God….I'm almost there!" he moaned.

Vivian was reaching her climax fast, she could feel her legs shaking and her pussy twitching harder; that wonderful warm, tingly pressure building up deep inside her stomach. "Ahhhnnn~~~! Ahhh! Ahhhhnnn~~! Ooohhhh God, I'm cumming! Oh, Jay~!" she moaned loudly as her pussy started gushing with warm juices all around Jay's cock. "Aaahhh!" Jay groaned and his cock twitched, spilling his seed inside her and falling over onto her back as he gasped for breath, still griping her hips tightly. "Oh shit—fuck! Hnnng!" Adam grunted loudly as he shot his load down the back of Vivian's moist throat, with her drinking it up greedily, but not before pulling it out and squirting one last dollop of cum on her face (thankfully she didn't get any in her eyes). Vivian licked it off, moaning in satisfaction.

Moments later, the three new found lovers were lying together panting softly, side-by-side in the bed with Vivian once again sandwiched between the tall, blonde Canadian brothers. "So…" Vivian broke the silence. "That was…pretty good, huh?" she said in a small voice. "Good? It was incredible!" Jay replied. "I can get used to being cooped up in a cabin for a month if it means more of that! That is…if YOU'RE still into it, I mean," he looked at Vivian reluctantly. "Yeah…yeah! I-I'm up for it! You're both so sexy…" she replied. "Awesome! Hey Viv, once you're rested up again, can it be my turn to ride you?" Adam asked eagerly. "Simmer down!" Jay reprimanded him. "Um…I think so…but we're all sweaty and sticky…" Vivan blushed and looked down at herself. "No matter! We'll take showers! Vivian can go first and I'll join her later, hee-hee", Adam flashed a toothy mischievous grin.

This was going to be one long, INTERESTING Christmas break…