Kayla: And this evil brown headed girl likes Martha- wait are we back yet?
Ellen (boredly): Yes Alyak.
Kayla: WAIT A MINUTE WHERE DID THAT-
Ellen: Dare Alyak.
Kayla: UGH!
Ellen: Ok we got some more dares, one from xLinkk
xLinkk
Ahh.. So... Well... I got nothing to say.. I'll just get along with it...
Lyn: You are now officially a REAL smasher! Congratz!
Roy: Can you do a kartwheel?
Chaos: you didn't sad hi back! :(
Link: BAHAHAHAH! YOU HAVE PINK HAIR!
Zelda: So your a tomboy nice?
Marth: Sorry about the jail thing. You are now free from jail! and you can do whatever you want! AND I MEAN WHATEVER!
Ellen: Oink.
Kayla: Oh my gosh! Thanks for calling me overly awesome! You are too! Too bad the other hosts just dot dot doted instead of agreeing... *COUGH EllenandChaosCOUGH*
Peach: Hello! I used to like you paired up with Marth. Now I don't! I LIKE YOU PAIRED UP WITH ROY!
Toon Link: Ahaha, your just to funny. Here's a cookie *gives cookie*
ROB:Oh mon Dieu! Tu es mon nouvel ami le meilleur français! Maintenant nous pouvons parler du mal de gens et ils ne savent même pas ce que nous parlons! Comme .. Alors ... Avez-vous vu que Lucas a laissé son journal sur le plancher? Qui même savait qu'il avait un! (Oh my goodness! You're my new best french friend! Now we can talk bad about people and they won't even know what we're talking about! Like.. So... Did you see that Lucas left his diary on the floor? Who even knew he had one!)
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Chaos: NEVER SAY MY NAME WITH THAT *points at Ellen* LIGHT BEINGS NAME EVER!
Ellen: ...
Kayla: CHAOS IS AN EVIL DEMON!
Chaos: ...Wow you just found that out?
Kayla: Uhh...
*2 hours later*
Kayla: Uhh...
*12 hours later*
Kayla: Uhh...
Ike, Fox: *sleeping*
Chaos: *eye twitches* THAT'S IT! *ko's Kayla*
R.O.B: Depuis quand est Chaos un démon ? (Since when is Chaos a demon?)
Chaos: I've been a demon for about...almost all my life.
R.O.B: Nous pouvons faire certains des dares déjà ? Ike est un Iketard. (Can we do some of the dares already? Ike is an Iketard.)
Ellen: Yeah Yeah.
Kayla: Oo here's some dares from... DILLYFAN!
Ellen: It's DilandauFan.
DilandauFan
Dares
Bring in OC Kira F.
Ike: You can't talk for another chapter
Kayla: KO yourself
Peach: Hit yourself with your golf club
Truths
Peach: Why are you soo girly?
Link: Why don't you just shove navi in a bottle then throw it away?
Marth: Who do you hate thats not ike fox kayla or wario?
Kayla: Who's that *points at Kira*
Kira: ・L・・・A・ｵ・ｩ・ｵ・ﾈ・｢・g・ﾇ・u・f・X・m・[・g・v・ｩ・・・ﾅ・ｷ・B(I am Kira, but not the Kira from "death note".)
Kayla: ...Huh? I can't understand you.
Kira: ... My name is Kira before you say anything I'm a boy and not the one from "Death Note".
Kayla; Wait your a boy?
Chaos: OF COURSE HE'S A BOY YOU IDIOT! HE IS-
Kira: Black Chaos don't you dare reveal my hertiage. You know what I'll do.
Chaos: "eyes widen" I'll shut up now.
Ellen: *laughing at Ike* You can't talk for another chapter.
Ike: *using sign language*
Ellen: Sorry I don't speak that Iketard.
Ike: ...
Toon Link: Peachie, why are you so girly?
Peach: You have a problem with that?
Toon Link: Well DilandauFan does.
Peach: ... *hits Snake with a golf club*
Snake: OW!
Ellen: ・ｿ・・・ﾁ・ﾆ・・・・・N・ﾇ・､・ｵ・ﾄ・i・r ・{・g・・・・・L・・・b・`・ﾅ・ｷ・ｩ・H(Hey Link Why don't you catch Navi in a bottle?)
Link: ・・・ﾌ・l・ｦ・ｽ・ｱ・ﾆ・ｪ・ﾈ・｢・ﾅ・ｷ・B(I've never thought of that.)
Ellen: ...
Kayla: MARTHA WHO DO YOU HATE?
Marth: ... You.
Kayla: ME? BUT WHY?
Marth: ...
Kayla: THAT'S JUST EVIL!
Ellen: Here's some more dares... from Sonar
Sonar
Toon Link
I dare you to replace Link's clothes with Princess Peach's clothes and make sure you don't miss any of them.
Snake
Is it true that you once tried to eat one of Olimar's pikmin and Yoshi?
I'm sorry about the tutu dare but I wanted to see you do something different. By the way, Peach will finish beating you up at the end of this chapter.
Kirby
You're so cute!
Do you have a crush on Jiggly puff?
I dare you to inhale a castle, a car, all of Snake's and samus's weapons, a tree and Captain Falcon's ship.
Zelda
I dare you to dress like Samus and dye your hair blonde.
Metaknight
I dare you to join a circus
I dare you to torment Ike by any means necessary
Princess Peach
Are you in love with Mario or Luigi?
I dare you to give Captain Falcon, Samus and Zelda make overs.
Toon Link: WOO HOO, YEAH! *sneakly pours a potion on Link and Peach and their clothes are switched*
Ellen: *bursts out laughing* Link your dress matches your hair!
Link: ...
Toon Link: *points at Peach* You look weird with a tunic.
Peach: Sweet.
Snake: NO IT IS NOT TRUE!
Kirby: Uhh... *blushes out of embarrassment*
Jigglypuff: ...
Kayla: OK OUT OF TIME FOR THIS DARE OK ZELDA BE A BLONDE, oh wait you are a blonde.
Zelda: ...
Pikichu: *has the expression 'Alyak you do know you have blonde hair, right?'*
Kayla: I do? *looks at her hair* Oh, right.
Ellen: ...
Peach: I don't like Mario or Luigi, I like Marth- *gets ko'd by Ellen*
Ellen: ...
*2 hours later*
CF: *wearing a pink fluffy dress, pink high heels, red lip stick, pink eyeliner, and pink hair*
Samus: *wearing a red top and blue jeans*
Kira: Captain Falcon you look even more girly than Peach. I wear black nail polish by that's not girly, unlike you.
CF: ...
Metaknight: *in a circus tormenting Ike*
Kayla: Hey where's Metaknight?
Toon Link: Don't know, don't care.
Kayla: *points at Chaos* IT HAS TATTOOS
Chaos: ... *glances at Kira*
Kira: *shifts around in thought* Dang I was hoping Alyak woundn't notice Black Chaos's tattoos.
Kayla: Wow Chaos they look good on you.
Chaos: ...
Kayla: Wanna go out with me?
Chaos: NO! NOT WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU!
Kayla; That hurts my feelings you know.
Chaos: GOOD!
Kayla: ...
Ellen: There's more dares, but we are out of time.
Kayla: WHAT?~
Ellen: *rolls eyes*
Ellen: ・・・ｽ・ｿ・ﾍ・ﾟ・・・ﾅ・ｵ・・・､(And we will be back.)
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED! :P
AND PS- I'm the person who uploads the chapters for TheFanOfNintendo. And it's completely my fault that there hasn't been a chapter out in a while, it's not that she hasn't wrote the chapter, she actually wrote it awhile ago, I just never uploaded it. And for that, I'm very sorry. And I'm especially sorry the the author because I know you've waited a really long time for this chapter to be out and I never uploaded it. -keadena AKA the person who uploads the chapters. :D