Kayla: I'm so bored wheres all the tods-
Ellen: We're back!
Kayla: YES!
Ellen: Shut up blondie.
Kayla: What's a blonde?
Ellen: ...You.
Kayla: MORE TODS FROM... THEWEIRDOFROMYOURDREAMS!
TheWeirdoFromYourDreams
Truth: What would it be like if you were all the oppisite genders?
Dares:
Fox: Act like a raging lion.
Wolf: Here is your lion-tamer's whip.
Meta Knight: Let everyone play frisbee with your mask.
Everyone: "Accidently" drop MK's mask off a cliff. :D
Kayla and Ellen: Swap personalities!
Mario: IDK. Hit yourself.
;D
Kayla: OH THAT'D ONE TRUTH IS EASY MARTH WOULD BE G- *gets ko'd by Marth*
Link: Eh... I honestly don't care if I was a girl, it's just annoying that PEOPLE THINK MY TUNICS A SKIRT!
Wolf: *chuckles*
Link: *glares at Wolf*
Wolf: Don't glare at me you girly blonde skirt boy.
Link: Ellen Wolf called me a girly blonde skirt boy.
Ellen: I don't care Linky pie.
Link: *growls*
Ellen: Do you want me to push you over to Ganondork?
Ganon: ...
Link: No!
Wolf: *glances at Fox* I can't wait for this dare.
Fox: Oh cmon this is just dumb!
Wolf: It's funny too.
Ellen: I like seeing you tortured Foxie.
Fox: Don't call me that.
Ellen: Foxie Foxie Foxie
*15 minutes later*
Ellen: Foxie Foxie Foxie-
Fox: SHUT UP!
Ellen: Just act like a raging lion you dumb wild animal.
Fox: ... *acts like a raging lion*
Wolf: *hits Fox with the lion tamer's whip*
Fox: Ow! Did you have to hit me that hard?
Wolf: Yes.
Fox: *growls*
Ellen, Toon Link, Mario, Roy, Marth: *Playing frisbee using Meta Knights mask*
Meta Knight: Can I have my mask back when yous are done?
Ellen: Yeah yeah.
Ike: I wanted to play-
Roy: Hey Marth did you know Ike has a diary... and he shares that diary with Link?
Marth: No. *chuckles*
Roy: Well the diary is hot pink and it has writing saying 'girlys forever'
Ellen, Toon Link, Mario, Marth: *bursts out laughing*
Toon Link: Wait a minute why am I laughing, I'm also Link just in toon form.
Ellen: Your a blonde.
Toon Link: ...
Roy: *Grabs Meta Knights mask and throws it frisbee style off a clift* Oops.
Kayla: *wakes up* What happened?
Ellen: Nothing at all... nothing at all.
Kayla: Oh my god I get to be smart!
Ellen: Oh god this is going to be heck.
*mystious magic hits Kayla and Ellen and their personalities are switched*
Kayla, Ellen: *blinks*
Fox: Kayla?
Kayla: What do you want dumb animal?
Ellen: *glances at fox* OO A TALKING ANIMAL *pulls out her blasters and shoots all over randomly*
Fox: *gets shot* Ow!
Kayla: *laughs*
Ellen: *points at Link* SHE SEEMS WEIRD WITH THAT GREEN GIRLY DRESS!
Link: IT'S A TUNIC GET THAT RIGHT!
Kayla: You sure your not a girl Link?
Link: I KNOW I'M A BOY BECAUSE I CAN ACTUALLY FIGHT!
?: *walks in*
Kayla: Who the heck are you dude with blonde hair black jacket white tee shirt with jeans?
Chase: My name is Chase.
Ellen: *points at Chase* HI OTHER LINK!
Chase: IM NOT LINK I DON'T LOOK ANYWHERE NEAR LIKE HIM!
Ellen: You's both are blondes and yous both are girls. Do you have a diary?
Chase: NO!
Ellen: Do you like Link?
Chase: NO! *ko's Ellen*
Kayla: ... Ook then onto more chappies... we got one from xLinkk
xLinkk
OMG IM SO SORRY I HAVENT REVIEWED YET AJAJAAJJAJAJAJBN .
OKAY. SO NOW FOR MY CRITIQUE.
Last chapter was quite short and alot of it was the dot dot dot. I think you might of over used it just abit. thats all now i must leave my ts and ds.
uh uh uh.
Kayla- die.
Ike- die after.
Link- I love you. You can live.
Toon Link- I love you too. So pick 3 people to live and everyone else has to faint.
SORRY THOSE SUCK I'M IN A RUSH AG.
Kayla: Oh well that's not right. How the heck am I suppose to die?
Ellen: LIKE THIS! *draws her sword and slices Kayla's head off*
Ellen: Oopsees.
Ike: No no no nononononononoNONONO- *gets killed by ellen*
Ike's soul: Aw... I'm dead, AGAIN!
Link: *looks happy* I love you too xLinkk.
Kayla: Wow Link, your, I don't know, No one loves you.
Link: *tear falls*
Kayla: Oh don't worry Linky You'll soon find love.
Link: ...
Kayla: Wait wait there's always Chase *chuckles*
Chase, Link: I'M STRAIGHT!
Kayla: Be quiet oh by the way Chase I found out you do have a girly diary.
Chase: IT'S NOT MINE!
Ike's soul: ITS MINE!
Kayla: ...
Chase: Anyways we got more truths and dares from... WhiteFangWolf
WhiteFangWolf
Hi people! HERE ARE MOAR T'S AND D'S!
Marth: Keep saying your victory taunts in japanese!
Fox: YOU DARE BRING STAR FOX TO MA LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!(don't like fox that much)
Pit: Give Dark a hug, or you'll be sent to the Cyclopes. NAOUGH!
Link: Do the tango, salsa, or waltz with Zelda with either a rose or a orchid in your mouth.
THAT'S IT FOR NOW, AND BYE! -winks and disappears-
Marth: Kyou mo ikinobiru koto ga dekita,Kyou mo ikinobiru koto ga dekita,Kyou mo ikinobiru koto ga dekita,Kyou mo ikinobiru koto ga dekita...
*2 hours later*
Marth: Kyou mo ikinobiru koto ga dekita-
Kayla: *ko's Marth*
Ellen: *spinning around and shooting at random directions*
Link, Chase: *gets hit* Ow!
Fox: *gets hit* THAT HURTS!
Pit: *hugs Dark*
Kayla: Ook then... LINK DO THE TANGO WITH ZELDA!
Link: NO!
Zelda: ...
Kayla: Just do it.
Link: Fine...
*5 minutes later*
Link, Zelda: *doing the tango*
Kayla: Oo to make this more fun- *sees Chaos and a girl with silver* Chaos is back, but whos the silver headed one?
Chaos: Her name is Rin.
Kayla: Where's Kira?
Chaos: He didn't felt like coming.
Kayla: ...Well your just in time to see Link do the tango with Zelda, to make it more fun CHASE should do the tango with Link.
Chase: NO!
Chaos: Do it Chaseyettetilla.
Roy: Do it, do it.
Chase: Fine I'll do it! If itll make yous shut up.
*5 minutes later*
Chase, Link: *doing the tango*
Chaos, Kayla: *laughing their butts off*
Chase: This, is, SO, WRONG!
Link: *has a rose in his mouth*
Kayla: I knew yous like eachother!
Link, Chase: WE DO NOT!
Rin: *stiffling laugher*
R.O.B: Certes, ces deux blondes regarder girly. (Those two blondes sure look girly.)
Link, Chase: What?
R.O.B: Yous deux sont des filles, droite? (Yous two are girls, right?)
Chase, Link: Ok?
Chaos: He said if You two are girls.
Chase, Link: WHAT OH HECK NO!
Chaos: *bursts out laughing*
Ellen: *spinning around like crazy*
Kayla: *glances at Ellen: ...Crazy girl
Ellen: WEE!
Kayla: Oh no we're out of time.
Ellen: NO!
Kayla: ... We'll be back.
Authors note: hey guys just wanted to say Rin and Chaos are DilandauFans OC not mine Chase is my OC however though :)
hope ya enjoyed the chapter :D