"Pleeeeease master?"

"No."

"Pleeeeeeease?"

"No."

"You're so mean. It's about vampires. And apparently it's really good."

"No."

"Alucard, just go to keep her out of trouble." Integra said, getting annoyed with the argument.

"But maste-"

"NOW!"

Alucard growled and grabbed a grinning Seras, dragging her outside.

They walked into town and entered the cinema.

The male vampire glared murderously at the 'Twilight' movie poster.

The film began.

"THAT WAS SO AMAZING!" Seras said excitedly, her eyes wide and sparkling.

Alucard walked next to her, his eye twitching behind his glasses.

Sparkling?

This Stephanie Meyer was going to PAY!