A/N: Hello everybody! I am back for another story update. This chapter is for wolfgirl77769, who told me to update today. I had no idea this would be similar to the Kane/Lita/Matt storyline until she pointed it out to me! It does kind of look the same, doesn't it? I put up a new poll concerning a possible new story. Please vote and let me know! If I don't get any votes by Friday, I'm gonna put it up anyway. Thanks to Danielle and Animal Luvr 4 Life for reviewing!

Chapter 5: What The Hell Just Happened?

Time: 1 AM

Date: 1/22/08

Location: Savannah Suites Hotel in Hampton, VA

Undertaker's hotel room

After the Raw taping, the Superstars had checked into the Savannah Suites Hotel. Luckily for them, the hotel was in walking distance from the arena so that they could leave their cars behind while they walked to work. Now several of the Superstars were in Mark's room, talking about what happened at the taping.

"Phil, what the hell just happened at the arena with Maria and Kevin Thorn?" Mark wanted to know.

"Well, Maria told me that she was pregnant with my baby," Phil started.

"But?" asked Randy.

"But then Kevin cut a promo saying that her baby wasn't mine. He said the baby was his, and he wants Maria to tell him that at the Royal Rumble. What am I going to do?"

"Hmm… Sounds really familiar to what I did with Kane and Lita in the summer of 2004," Matt Hardy pointed out.

"Oh yeah. I remember it now. You told me all about the angle while you were out of action due to a Kane chokeslam," Jeff told his brother.

"Jeff, please don't," Matt and Kane said simultaneously.

"What? What'd I say?" Jeff asked.

"That angle was the worst thing we ever did. Besides, Lita ended up dumping us for Edge. I really regret that my character even married Lita in the first place," Glen groaned. He was getting ill just thinking about it.

"Hey Phil. I have an idea as to what to do. Call Kevin out to the ring, and then challenge him to a match where the winner gets to marry Maria," Dave told Phil.

"Wow. That sounds like a great idea," Phil cried out. "I gotta go bring Maria in. I'll be back." He then proceeded to go find Maria.

Later…

After Maria had joined the guys in the room, Phil told Maria what was going to happen.

"The guys and I were talking about what happened with Kevin. At the Royal Rumble, I'm calling Kevin out, and I'm demanding a match where the winner gets to marry you."

"Ahh, okay. You mean like the rivalry between Matt and –" Maria started, but stopped because Matt and Glen stared at her.

"Anyway, that sounds like a good idea," Maria said. "You really should talk to Vince McMahon about it at the Royal Rumble."

Everybody else agreed with Maria, saying, "Oh yeah," "Good idea Maria," and "Push for Vince to make it happen."

Quite a while afterward, everybody left Mark's room except for Glen.

"Glen, why do you not want to talk to anyone about that storyline?" Mark asked his friend.

"Because, Mark. I just don't want to talk about it. That okay?" Glen asked, with more than a little hostility in his voice.

"Geez Glen! I was just asking! Lighten up bro," Mark said with a laugh.

"I know. I'm only kidding. I'm gonna leave too. Good night." With that, Glen walked out of the room.

Mark replied, "Night." Then he looked at his cell phone, which read that the time was almost 2 in the morning. He turned the phone off, made himself comfortable in his hotel bed, and turned off the light.

'I hope Phil knows what he's doing by asking for the match against Kevin on Sunday at the Royal Rumble," Mark thought before finally falling asleep.

A/N: Done! Whew! Next chapter, the match between Punk and Thorn is going to happen. Thanks to Danielle for pointing out what she did about the Kane/Lita/Matt storyline. I never did think of that! Also, I do not own the Savannah Suites Hotel. I used Google Search to find it.

~Jen