Hello everybody! It's Jen again! Thanks to Danielle and Animal Luvr 4 Life for reviewing the latest chapter of MOPS (My Own Personal Stalker). I will update MOPS today and then my parody WWE/High School Musical story tomorrow. This chapter is the wedding between Phil and Maria! This will also be the last chapter in the story. Maria will give birth in the sequel, I promise.

Chapter 7: The Wedding

Date: 1/28/08

Time: 10:10 PM

Location/Venue: Wachovia Center Arena in Philadelphia, PA

In CM Punk's locker room…

In his locker room, Phil was standing in front of a mirror, checking out his tuxedo. Tonight would be a big night for Phil. Because of his win over Kevin Thorn last night at the Royal Rumble, he had won the right to marry Maria tonight on Raw. Then John Cena (who'd returned last night and won the Royal Rumble match) came into the room.

"Huh… Look at you, Punk. You look quite dapper in that tux, I must say," John told Phil.

"Thanks John. Congrats on winning last night. We were surprised that you came back from rehabbing your pectoral muscle so early," Phil replied in return.

"Yeah well, you know me. Never quit and never back down. Well, good luck with Maria, you lucky dog." John then left.

Maria's locker room…

Like Phil, Maria was getting ready for the wedding. She was all dressed in a light pink wedding gown with a matching veil and heels. The other Divas were in the same gowns and heels. Her baby bump made itself present as well.

"Aw! Maria, you look so adorable! I think I'm gonna cry, girl," said Mickie, her voice cracking.

"Mickie, come on. Don't cry yet. The wedding hasn't even started yet," Ashley said with her arm around Mickie.

"Then again, you look so cute in your gown Maria. We all look cute in our dresses," Beth told Maria.

"Really? Even though I'm pregnant?" Maria asked her friends.

"Of course you do babe," Melina assured her.

"Now come on, Maria. Let's go hear you and Phil say your 'I do's!'" Candice cried out.

Maria and the rest of the Divas left the locker room to get the wedding over with.

In the ring…

Time: 10:50 PM

In the auditorium of the arena, the ring was decorated as it always was with a WWE wedding. The ring ropes had been removed in favor of white flowers. A minister stood in the center of the ring behind a podium. In front of the ring sat Mark, Glen, Dave, John, Randy, Adam, Jericho, Chavo, Matt, Jeff and Rey Mysterio.

Of course, Phil came out to the ring first. He gave his friends a wink before climbing up the stairs. Then "Here Comes The Bride" played, and Maria came out with the other 5 Divas behind her. While the Divas sat next to the guys, Maria climbed the stairs and took her place across the stairs.

Later…

After Phil and Maria had made their vows and exchanged rings, it was time for the 'I do's'.

"Do you, Phillip Jack Brooks, took Maria to be your lawfully wedded wife?" the minister asked Phil.

Phil replied with, "I do."

The minister turned to Maria and asked, "And do you, Maria, Frances Louise Kanellis, take Phil Brooks to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

Before Maria could say 'I do," Kevin Thorn made his entrance into the arena in his vampire gear with a microphone in hand.

"That's it!" Kevin screamed at Phil, Maria, the Superstars and the Divas. "CM Punk, you might have beaten me last night, but it was a fluke. You want to know what I think? I say that this wedding is over! Maria Kanellis, you will marry me tonight!!"

However, everyone else, including Phil and Maria, walked up the entrance ramp. Phil first got his hands on Kevin by punching him and landing a GTS. Kevin also endured a few other finishers, including a Batista Bomb, Spear, Code Breaker, FU, RKO, Kane Chokeslam, Twists of Fate from Matt and Jeff, and even the Divas' finishers (except for Maria's)! Rey and Chavo then both climbed up to the scaffolding and frog splashed Kevin to the delight of everybody. Finally, Mark picked Kevin up, turned to the floor below the ramp and gave him a Last Ride Powerbomb onto the floor below!

Grabbing Kevin's microphone on the ramp, Phil shouted at Kevin, "Hey Kevin! Hope you really like it in hell because you're going to be there for a while!" Everyone gave Phil a round of applause. Then the wrestlers and Divas went back to their seats while Phil helped Maria back up the stairs to the minister.

The minister announced, "Like I was saying before, Maria Kanellis, do you accept Phil Brooks as your lawful wedded husband?"

Feeling like she was free from Kevin forever, Maria gleefully shouted, "I do!"

"Well then, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride!" cried out the minister.

Phil gave Maria a full – on lip lock, which Maria was only too happy to return. Everyone in the arena, even the fans, screamed at the top of their lungs. Then everyone was crying in the arena. The Superstars and Divas got up from their seats and left. Finally, Phil helped Maria down the stairs and carried her in his arms. Now Phillip Brooks and Maria Kanellis could finally say they were a couple for real!

Well, there's the ending of the story! I'd like to say a huge thank you to wolfgirl77769, Animal Luvr 4 Life and taker43 for pretty much convincing me to write and finish this story. I will write the sequel to this when I get the chance. Thanks ladies!!

~Jen