Harry Potter & Co. Go to the Grocery Store
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Chapie 2
Harry strode toward the automatic doors and waved his arm epically.
Harry: YES! All muggle doors fear my extreme wandless magic. Now. . . I have come for your women, your riches, and your ramen. SUBMIT!
Random Greeter: Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get out.
The rest of the gang follows Harry reluctantly as he marches stubbornly towards a man waiting at a cash register. This man is about seven feet tall and is watching Harry and co. cautiously.
Harry: You, there. Half-giant! You shall tell me the location of the sacred Ramen of Shrimpy Wisdom or--
Ron: But I don't like shrimp. . . .
Harry: SILENCE! Now, half-giant. Reveal to me the location of the Ramen of Deathly Deliciousness or I shall whisper naughty nothings to this sandwi--
Draco chooses this moment to leap onto the moving conveyor belt, dragging Ginny along.
Draco: Come on, Eileen!!!! TOO RA LOO RA TOO RA LOO RYE AAAAAAAA!!!!!!
At this time the Walmart police officer comes up, stares at them for a moment before shoving them off the conveyor belt to land face first onto the floor. Oddly enough this ends their musical interlude. Hermione stares at the officer starry eyed.
Hermione: Thank you so much um….. *looks at nametag* Priscilla!
Priscilla skips away to the donuts while whistling Dixie.
They all turn back to the half-giant.
Harry: Now, you will relinquish the whereabouts of the Magical Ramen no or there will be DIRE CONSEQUENCES!!!!
Cashier: It's on isle three.
Harry: Well then……thank you erm….. *stares at nametag* Chris! That's an odd name for a half-giant. Oh well then.
They all proceed to the Mysterious Isle Three.
Well that's the end of chapie 2 hope you enjoyed! Plz review! J