A/N: All righty

A Tangelo-Flavored Death

A/N: All righty! I've got this chapter, but… well… let's just say it's not my favorite…

I'm glad you guys like the fanfiction, though.

Thanks to: hinasasunaruhidashikasaideiita, Eternal-Explosionist, Yin Neko-hime, dark-emo-gal, and Kayamie1224 for reviewing!

To Recap:

"So." Pein pointed at her, leaning back slightly, feet planted shoulder-width apart. "You want to know what you're here for?" She shook her head rapidly, but he continued. "Too bad; I'm telling you anyway."

Chapter Three

To Remind Oneself

He put on a serious face and started pacing the room. "You see young lady, since we only have one woman in our organization, things can get pretty lonely. Furthermore, we really need someone with... medical abilities. So, we brought you here to be the Akatsuki's official entertainer and Medic!!"

That's when the silence came.

Hinata looked at him for about two and a half minutes straight before bursting into semi-muffled laughter. Pein turned bright red and yelled ("You think this is funny?! I'll show you funny!") and started making handsigns, but suddenly stopped cold turkey. He stared off into the distance as if staring through the wall.

Hinata's eyes almost bugged out of her head. Is this guy serious?

meep.

Back in Pein's office, Hein groaned. What did Sein think he was doing, interfering like that? The idiot; Nagato-Pein would be so mad.

Dein crossed his eyes in concentration. What now?

meep.

The door to the interrogation room slammed open, denting the wall. Pein sighed and facepalmed.

Hinata stared.

Say WHAAAAT?

"Unhand her, villain!" A man with light orange, almost shoulder-length hair and conical piercings was pointing a longsword at Pein. "Or I shall slay thee!"

"No way, I don't want any more work, thanks." A heavyset man, slightly shorter, with a mop of spiky hair, came skidding in.

A tall, thin man with long, loose hair materialized in the corner. "Pein, I told them not to..." He crossed his arms.

Another, more feminine man with a long ponytail picked up Hinata quietly and took her out.

meep.

There was heard a scream of metal, and a voice whined, "Aww, I liked that one..."

meep.

Appearances, in order!:

Pein (and)

Hinata (in the interrogation room;)

Hein (and)

Dein (in Pein's office;)

(then:) Sein with his sword,

Gein following Sein,

Kein complaining,

And Dein, evacuating.

With Hinata, of course.

Sorry for the confusion!

Yours truly,

The idiot who wrote this stuff