Harry Potter & Co. Go to the Grocery Store
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Chapie 3
They approach the Mysterious Isle Three only to have their path blocked by this crazed looking man with a mop.
Harry: You there! Move aside, and put away your weapon or I will obliterate you!
The man looks up and blinks confusedly. They stand there for a while before Ginny comes over and comments.
Ginny: Wow! He looks just like you Harry, you know, if you were on crack or something.
Harry: DOPLGANGER!!?? I SHALL VANQUISH YOU WITH MY MIGHTY POWER!
The man just sticks the mop in Harry's face and proceeds to clean him.
Janitor: Take my mighty mop power!
Harry: I SUBMIT!
Harry stands up and wipes off his face.
Harry: Your filthy water is strong. BUT MY WILL TO LIVE IS STRONGER…..um……DAVID!!!!
David dumps bucket of nasty water on Harry's head before skipping off for a granola break.
Harry curls up in the corner and sobs while growing mushrooms.
Ron: Hey there's the ramen!
They all run to the ramen only to be beaten for the last cup by two girls.
Draco: Hey! That's our ramen!
The girls look at each other.
Girls: FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *runs off with the cup of ramen*
Ron: Get 'em!
And the epic chase ensues!
They run around for a while before tiring out.
Hermione: Oh screw this!
Hermione levitates the two girls and grabs the cup of ramen.
Girl 1: Aw sadface.
Girl 2: Yes, sadface indeed.
Girls in unison: Oh well you guys win.
They drop to the ground on there face.
Ron: Who are you and why did you run off with the ramen?
Girl1: I'm Angee, and this is Maci. *points to girl2* We were hungry and wanted to play.
Luna: I found pudding.
Everyone looks over at Luna.
Everyone in unison: Where in the hell have you been?!
Luna holds up half eaten pudding cup.
Luna: Pudding.
Everyone in unison: *slaps forehead*
Hermione: Well, we also need meat. Let's head that way next.
Maci & Angee in unison: We wanna come and help!
Hermione: Fine.
They all head towards the meat department.
Well that's chapie 3. Hope you enjoyed! Plz review!