Last time on A Tangelo-Flavored Death:
"So."
Pein pointed at her, leaning back slightly, feet planted shoulder-width apart. "You want to know what you're here for?"
She shook her head rapidly, but he continued.
"Too bad; I'm telling you anyway."
Pein had put on a serious face and started pacing the room. "You see young lady; since we only have one woman in our organization; things can get pretty lonely. And further more, we really need someone with...medical abilities. So, we brought you here to be the Akatsuki's official entertainer and Medic!!"
That's when the silence came.
Hinata looked at him for about two and a half minutes straight before bursting into semi-muffled laughter. Pein turned bright red and yelled ("You think this is funny?!") and started making handsigns, but suddenly stopped.
Back in Pein's office, Hein groaned. What did Sein think he was doing, interfering like that? The idiot; Nagato-Pein would be so mad.
Dein crossed his eyes in concentration. What now?
The door to the interrogation room slammed open, denting the wall. Pein sighed and facepalmed.
Hinata stared.
Say WHAAAAT?!
"Unhand her, villain!" A man with light orange, almost shoulder-length hair and conical piercings was pointing a longsword at Pein. "Or I shall slay thee!"
"No way, I don't want any more work, thanks." A heavyset man, slightly shorter, with a mop of spiky hair, came skidding in.
A tall, thin man with long, loose hair materialized in the corner. "Pein, I told them not to..." He crossed his arms.
Another, more feminine man with a long ponytail picked up Hinata and took her out.
Back in the room, there was a scream of metal, and a voice whined, "Aww, I liked that one..."
Hinata was making noise at the top of her lungs, trying desperately to get the attention of the man carrying her. He didn't pay any attention, but eventually he slowed down, and then stopped in front of an empty bedroom. He threw her bodily onto the bed and then slipped out, muttering a quick "Dinner's late," before he closed and locked the door.
Hinata stared at the door that the Dein had just walked out of, then blinked.
"Okaaaaaaaaaaaay... That was... weird. Well, what do I do now?" she thought, not noticing a certian blonde, pyromaniac Akatsuki member walk into the room.
He walked over to where she was sitting and suddenly got right in her face, making her squeak. "So you're the pretty girl that Tobi was talking about, un? He's not joking; you're pretty."
She blinked and looked down, unable to move or respond because she was still tied up.
Deidara tsk-ed and cut off the gag. She licked her lips, which had gone dry, cleared her throat, and thanked him.
He blushed and looked away. "I- I can't get rid of the other bindings, though.. I'd rather not die."
Hinata nodded. "Sure..."
The blond man sighed and leaned back against the wall. "I have the watch shift, so I'm going to be here a while. Kisame should be in soon with your dinner."
Hinata nodded at the still blushing Deidara. Then, she decided that since she was on a bed, she should just sleep, not knowing of the weird things happening here and in the forest, where her husband-to-be was aimlessly searching for her.
Sadly, Kankuro was way off target; at last count it takes, with chakra, ten to twelve days to reach Amegakure. Then again, he had no idea where he was going.
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I hope you liked this one…
Sorry for taking so long to update.
Another thing:
This fic has ended.
Not right here, there are still some chapters left, but we stopped continuing it after she tried inserting two of her OCs. :glares at Brooke:
But I hope you enjoy what's left of it, anyway.
And no worries, we've actually got a whole new thing we just finished… The page total on that thing is 21 instead of 5 so it'll last a bit longer, hopefully.
New challenge!
If you can figure out where each one of us are writing, then (based on how much you got right) (no worries, it's not that hard) you get a prize like a oneshot or a cameo!
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-The Head Baka