Harry Potter & Co Go to the Grocery Store

by SugarSugarHyperLolly

This is basically just Harry Potter and co. deciding to go to the grocery store. it's random humor mixed with some inside jokes between friends whom are in here as well so if u like strange spastic humor with no real plot line then ull like this. :

4. Chapter 4

Harry Potter & Co. Go to the Grocery Store

I don't own anything. It all belongs to JK Rowling!

Chapie 4

They get to the meat department.

Hermione: Well, this steak looks good.

Ginny: That meat looks scary huge!

Draco picks up an arm full of meat and throws it into the air.

Draco: AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA! I NEEDA HERO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT! AND HE'S GOTTA BE--

Hermione slaps him in the face with a salami.

Angee: Aw kill joy.

Maci: Yeah! I was gonna eat that salami and say naughty nothings to it.

All of a sudden this random guy comes up and hugs everyone. Everyone blinks.

Random Guy: I was hiding behind the meat because I love you.

Ron: Erm… okaaaaaaaayyyyy.

Random Guy: I am Byron. And I'm gonna follow you guys around from now on.

Luna: Yay! He's sooooo cute! Can we keep him?! I'll feed him, and wash him and change his paper! Who's a good Byron!? Who's a good Byron!?

Byron: I am!

Hermione: Oh dear lord.

Then a random girl comes out from where Byron was hiding and wraps him on the head with some bologna.

Random Girl: Bad Byron! Following people around again shame on you! If you don't be good I'll trade you in for the poodle.

Byron wimpers.

Byron: NOT THE POODLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUU CHEEEEEEELLLLLLLSSSSSSSEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! (if you can't read that it says chelsea)

Draco points at Byron.

Draco: YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYIN' ALL THE TI--

Byron bites Draco's finger. Draco runs off crying. Maci and Angee fall over in hysterical laughter. Then David re-enter's scene.

David: Dear god! There's meat everywhere! *Falls dramatically to his knees and picks up the meat holding it close to his face* YOU MONSTERS! YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Priscilla enters scene and slaps David.

Priscilla: Get ahold of yourself man!

David: Ok. But now we will follow you to make sure that you won't throw anymore precious meat!

Hermione: Whatever. We also need milk.

They head their way to the dairy department.

Well that's it for chapie 4! Hope you enjoyed! Plz review!