Harry Potter & Co Go to the Grocery Store

by SugarSugarHyperLolly

This is basically just Harry Potter and co. deciding to go to the grocery store. it's random humor mixed with some inside jokes between friends whom are in here as well so if u like strange spastic humor with no real plot line then ull like this. :

5. Chapter 5

Harry Potter & Co. Go to the Grocery Store

I don't own anything! It all belongs JK Rowling!

Chapie 5

Hermione: Ok. Everyone in a single filed line please! I want this as orderly as possible.

Everyone else: NEVER!

Hermione: Do it or else!

Everyone else: OK!

They get to the dairy department. Ginny shivers.

Ginny: It's cold over here.

Draco: I LIKE THE WAY YOU DO THAT RIGHT THURR RIGHT THURR!

Hermione: ENOUGH!

Draco: *blows raspberries*

Hermione: Ok we've got the milk. I think that's enough for today.

They all head back to Chris's register.

Chris: That'll be $11.62.

Harry: I REFUSE TO PAY YOUR $11.62!!!

Chris: Why?

Harry: BECAUSE I'M FAMOUS! SEE?! I HAVE A LIGHTNING BOLT SHAPED SCAR ON MY FOREHEAD! THAT MEANS I PAY NOTHING!

Chris: Pay or I'll step on you.

Harry: Well then…. That's oddly compelling half-giant.

Chris: I'm not a half-giant……just tall.

Harry: Whatever half-giant. Now carry my bags to the broom.

Hermione: Harry, we drove here.

Harry: TO THE BROOOOOOOOOM! SUBMIT!

Chris: Fine.

Chris picks up bags and helps them to the car. Then all of a sudden they all ambush him and shove him in the car to be taken home. (poor chris) They drive away with Draco attempting another song, but being smacked in the face with Chris's extremely large shoe.

Well that's it for chapie 5 hope you enjoyed plz review! (by the way sry it was soooooo short promise the next few will be a lil longer)