Harry Potter & Co Go to the Grocery Store

by SugarSugarHyperLolly

This is basically just Harry Potter and co. deciding to go to the grocery store. it's random humor mixed with some inside jokes between friends whom are in here as well so if u like strange spastic humor with no real plot line then ull like this. :

7. Chapter 7

Harry Potter & Co. Go to the Grocery Store

I don't own anything. It all belongs to JK Rowling!

Chapie 7

Hermione: Harry, get the sorting hat.

Harry pulls sorting hat from pants.

Hermione: Um, Harry….. Why was the sorting hat in your pants.

Harry: I always keep the sorting hat in my pants.

Hermione: Um……ok. Anyways…. Who's first.

David: OOOOOOOO ME!

Hermione places hat on David's head.

Sorting Hat: Hm…. WaddleStomp!

Ron: Um,……that's not a house.

Sorting Hat: Oh, sorry. I've had too much to drink. Um, Gryffindor!

David: Wheeee!

David skips away. Next up comes Priscilla.

Sorting Hat: Hmmmmmm, Hufflepuff!

Priscilla grins and eats donut. Next up is Sam.

Sorting Hat: Slytherin!!

Sam: VERY NICE! I knew I was evil all along!

Next up comes Scott.

Sorting Hat: Hm…. Hufflpuffer!

Scott: I want a hot pocket…….

Next up comes Maci.

Sorting Hat: Slytherin!!!

Maci: Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! I knew it!

Maci runs off somewhere. Next up is Angee.

Sorting Hat: Hufflepuff!!!

Angee: WHAAAAAAAA!

Next up comes Chris.

Chris: So your pants you say?

Harry: Yes.

Chris: I don't know how I feel about all that then.

Hermione shoves the hat on Chris's head.

Chris: EW! IT SMELLS OF CHEESE! AND PANTS!!!!

Sorting Hat: Ravenclaw!!!!!!!!

Chris leaves to go wash hair. Next comes Chelsea.

Sorting Hat: Ravenclaw!!!!!

Chelsea: YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!! I'm gonna do the happy dance now!

Chelsea dances sporadically. Next is Byron.

Sorting Hat: Gryffindor!!!!!

Byron wags tail. Then there's a random knock at the door. Byron answers it.

Byron: IT'S PEOPLE!!!!

In walks Christi, Skip, Meagan, and Daniel because we forgot them and they need to be in this story so here they are.

Christi: We're here and ready to be sorted!

Hermione puts sorting hat on Christi.

Sorting Hat: Ravenclaw!!!!!!

Christi: I knew it.

Christi walks away. Next to come is Meagan.

Sorting Hat: Slytherin!!!!!!

Meagan: WHHAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT SLYTHERIN!!!! I WANT RAVENCLAW!!!!!!!

Sorting Hat: YOU GET WHAT I GIVE YOU AND SILENCE!!!!SUBMIT!

Meagan Pouts. Next is Skip.

Sorting Hat: Gryffindor!!!!

Skip gets up and finds Christi. Lastly is Daniel.

Hermione places the sorting hat on Daniel's head. The hat then bursts into flames and falls as a pile of ash to the floor. Everyone looks from the ash to Daniel.

Ron: What the hell was that?!

Daniel: I choose Slytherin.

Daniel walks off to go smoke some weed.

Angee: Well, now what?

Luna: Pudding?

Ron: NO!

Luna runs off crying.

All of a sudden a stage rises from the floor and a disco ball from the ceiling. Then Carmelldansen starts playing.

Draco: WE CELBRATE WITH THE CARMELL DANCE!

Everyone but Hermione, Sam, Chris, and Daniel(who is no where to be found) starts dancing in synchronization.

Draco: YOU WILL DANCE!!!!!

Draco charms them into dancing with Chris giving him his die and burn glare.

And they all dance till sundown!

Well that's chapie 7 hope you like plz review